"Oh my god!" Bruce yelled.

"I love you Bruce!" Tony jumped into Bruce's arms. They were to be wedd tomorrow by God himself, Thor.

~The next day~

"And do you take Tony to be your hubby?" Thor asked.

"I-"

"Stop!" Steve shouted.

"What is it?" Thor asked, taking a bite out of his hotdog.

"I love Tony!" Steve shouted. Running up to Tony and kissed him. Bruce gasped and slapped Steve on the face, then Steve slapped Bruce on the face, then Tony slapped Steve on the face for slapping Bruce on the face.

"Stop!" Thor commanded.

"No!" Bruce said, then turned into the hulk and punched Steve across the world, landing him in Deutschland.

"MINE!" Hulk shouted and picked Tony up. Hulk climbed the Eiffel Tower and clung to side, holding Tony in his hand.

"Hey big guy! Can up put me down?" Tony asked.

"NO MINE!" Hulk roared. Then airplanes came and started shooting at Hulk.

"No leave him alone!" Tony pleaded, but it was no use. Hulk jumped onto an airplane and attacked them one by one until they all fell. The hulk jumped onto the ground, then was surrounded by tanks, and other navy things.

"Stop!" Tony pleaded.

"No! He's killed too many!" The general yelled.

"No one hurts Tin man!" The Hulk shouted, and picked Tony up once again, and started running away.

Hulk hid them in a cave and started pounding in the side of the cliff.

"Hey big guy. Calm down."

"No! Star man kiss you! I'm ANGRY!"

"But, you know I'll always love you. You and me, we were meant to be- hey that rhymed." Tony lightened the mood, and then Hulk started turning back to Bruce. Tony ran to Bruce and hugged him, and Bruce hugged back.

"I love you too Tony." Bruce said.

-a-u-t-h-o-r-n-o-t-e-s-

First of all, thank YOU for reading :) It means a lot and comments are always appreciated! If you couldn't realize, this is a crack fic, as well as written pretty crappily considering that I wrote this within minutes, but I hope you could somehow find some joy in this ball of craziness.