One perfectly normal day Cid stepped infront the television and
announced he would try to stop smoking.
everyone was happy. okay now onto the stupid story.
Tifa: Cid?
Cid:what?
Tifa:What's with the Sugar cubes?
Cid: Sugar tastes good.
Cloud: Were completely out of sugar! Yesterday we had two
bags full! *looks at Cid*
Cid: Sugar tastes good.
Cloud: Eww! thats disgusting! You ate all of that sugar!!
Cid: Sugar tastes good.
(Barret walks in)
Barret: Cid?
Cid: Sugar tastes good.
(Cloud starts yelling)
Cloud: WILL YOU STOP SAYING THAT!!!!
Cid: $#@% No.
Tifa: I think Cid has a sugar addiction.
Cid: Sugar tastes good.
Cloud: ARG!!!!
(later that day, Red goes with Cid to the store, not knowing Cid is
addicted to sugar)
Cid grabs ten bags of sugar cubes and puts them in the cart.
Red: um, Cid? what are all the suger cubes for?
Cid: Sugar tastes good.
Red: OKAY. Thats nice Cid.
Cid: It does!
Red: I never said it didn't.
Cid: yes you did!
Red: No I didn't!
Cid: Yes You did!
Red: NO I DIDNT!
Cid: YES YOU %&^%#@& DID!
Red: DO YOU WANT THE SUGAR CUBES OR NOT!
(Cid suddenly becomes quite and starts sniffiling)
BACK AT THE HOUSE
Tifa: We have to keep Cid away from sugar!
Cloud: How about we lock him in the closet?
Cait Sith : *snickers* good idea
Mog: *bounces up and down*
Cait Sith: oww!
Cloud: We need to clean out the closet.
(everyone looks at cloud)
Cloud: OKAY! fine I'll clean it!
(cloud finishes cleaning and Cid and red walk in with the grocerys)
Cait Sith : Cid theres some sugar Cloud is hiding from you in the closet!
Cloud :CAIT SITH!
Cait Sith: Hurry!
(Cid follows cait into the closet. cait jumps out and slams the door and locks it)
Cid: *bangs on door* LET ME OUT YOU @#%^ &@%#^&!
Cait Sith: No.
Cid: @#$% YES!
Cait Sith: Bye!
IN THE CLOSET
Tifa: Okay cid heres your bread (shoves bread through mail flap)
Cid: (stuffs bread in mouth and lets it sit until it desolves into sugar) he he he he he
Cloud: CID! were the hell did you get that sugar!
Cid: from the bread
Cloud: thats it no more food for you!
Cid @#*^!
A WEEK LATER
Cloud: cid you can come out now.
Cid: (stumbles out of closet as cloud unlocks it) thanks.
Cloud: heres sugar!
Cid: no thanks.
Cloud: (starts cheering loudly)
Cid: (grabs the sugar and runs for it before cloud can notice)
THE END
Authors note: OKAY!!! I know it was a fuckingly stupid story. flame if ya want.
