Pink Girl X Mike Fanfic
One day Hamu was eating spaghetti when suddenly… a pink meteorite fell from the sky.
"WOAH!" said ham as she moved towards the glowing pink crater.
The Meteor then opened and a magical pink ceptor arose from it. "WOAH" said ham. She grabbed the magical ceptor and ran into her room. After staring at it for an hour its peculiar shape compelled her to pleasure herself with it. Immediately on impact she transformed into… PINK GURL! BASED CHAMPION OF KAWAII JUSTICE AND PASTA!
"WOAH!" Ham found that in this form she was incredibly capable. She just heard she had a text from her incredibly capable hearing. It was from BF.
"Hey bb, got kidnapped by Jerc Jercules gonna probably be home late. smooches XD"
"WOAH!"
Using her incredibly capable speed and tracking abilities she found BF in the lair of Jerc Jercules. She could see Jerc Jercules and BF through the window
"I do not really care that I am evil and or doing evil things." Manically said Jerc Jercules
"I am also indifferent in this situation." Said a panicked Michael Rose as he was hanging over some like acid or something death causing
"WOAH!"
Pink Girl punched through the wall and was like "WOAH!" she didn't think that would work.
"Oh hey" said Jerc Jercules
"Hey qt" Said Michael Rose as glitter surround his gaze
Jerc Jercules lost interest in whatever it was he was doing and just left. He seems like a really cool guy.
Michael was saved.
"Thanks" Michael said and walked away with an incredibly indifferent side. What a babe.
"um…woah…" said pink girl.
"sup" Mike said
Pink girl found out she could tentacle rape. Capably.
After that.
"woah ~ 3"
"Man…" Mike said and he walked home
Pink girl realized she had to get home before BF or else suspicious shit or something. She felt compelled to keep her identity a secret for no reason.
She capably teleported herself back into her bed before Michael got home.
By removing the magic ceptor from her vag she became mild mannered hamu san once again.
"Hey BB" Mike said
Ham nudged michael's dick
"I think I've had enough tentacle sex for one day Pink- Er… Ham"
":3"
Feeling accomplished Ham went to bed knowing her secret was safe but wondered WHAT WACKY ADVENTURES ARE IN STORE FOR PINK GIRL?!
