AN: Ahhh, my very first Teen Titans fic. Don't kill me, please. I've become slightly ::cough, understatement, cough:: obsessed with the show and the pairing of Starfire and Robin! Ah, the fluff! ::giggle:: Anyway, apologies to the gay title. This story is me getting all of my pent up randomness out of my system. Inspired by a dream I had. Huzzah! ON TO THE STORY.
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"Huuuuuuuraaaag!"
Cyborg leaped down on the enemy with locomotive power, thrusting his fist down. A blur of marsh green leaped away from him, causing him to crack open the street underneath him. The creature landed about twenty feet away from, laughing sinisterly.
"Go my beautiful George! Destroy the Titans!" A man in a long lab coat yelled, a safe distance from the battle.
"George? That's this things name?" Cy exclaimed, giving a confused look in the direction of the apparent scientist. This beast that the Titans were now fighting didn't quite look like a 'George'. "More like demonic beast of hell!"
This was a more fitting title, seeing as the monster had green skin, long scary claws, large bulging yellow eyes, and piercing red pupils. He was at least eight feet tall, and looked like a more intimidating version of the monster of black lagoon. While he looked a bit malnourished, he was still a formidable foe that had the Titans on their toes.
"Apparently he lacks creativity." A burst of dark energy in front of Cyborg formed into the goth Raven, who was murmuring her famous chant of power. "Azarath Metrione Synthos!" (please forgive spelling, I have no idea how to spell that...). She yelled out, pulling up a manhole cover to attack the monster threatening the very thing the heroes all held religiously close to the their hearts... pizza. George grabbed the manhole lid, went with the momentum of it, and spun it around, flinging it back at Raven. She was hit and plummeted back with a scream.
"Oh, that's just great." Cyborg moaned, just before getting jumped on by the limber creature. "HEY!" It used him as a trampoline to jump atop a building in an attempt of escape.
"I do not think so, scary green monster!" Starfire cried, her emerald eyes glowing just as brightly as the beams in her hands. She flew after it, screaming as she threw beams at it, just to miss every time. George was laughing evilly, but stopped violently when he ran full force into a black wall of energy. Kudos to Raven. In the second that he was stopped, Starfire let loose a barrage of green death upon him, billowing up a large fog of smoke. "I think the terrorist of pizza is gone, friends!"
"Starfire! Look out!" Robin called out. Star screamed just as the monster had leapt up. 'I won't get there in time!' Robin thought to himself hurriedly. Just as he was going to resort to a drastic measure, a soaring green cheetah saved our Tamaranian friend. Smiling, the boy wonder was just in time to send a flying drop kick to the side of George's head.
Starfire and the cheetah landed less than comfortably on the cement street of Jump Town. "Ouch!" Star cried, sitting up with a whine. "Thank you Beast Boy, but perhaps next time you should become a large flying creature to save me!"
The cheetah turned into a small green boy wearing black and purple spandex. "Well! Is that the thanks I get for saving you?"
"Time to end this!" Robin growled, landing gracefully on the streets below. George landed not so gracefully, face now planted on the ground. Out of his utility belt Robin plucked three bombs. Tossing them in a rage, they exploded on impact. Smoke billowed past the team.
"NOOO MY BEAUTIFUL GEORGE YOU DESTROOOOYED HIIIIIM!" The scientist cried, falling to his knees. Robin flicked his gaze over to him, cocking a brow.
"OH NO!" Starfire cried. Thousands of whistles were heard, causing the entire team to go on the defensive. Raven conjured a black wall to block her and Star, Beast Boy turned into a turtle, and Cyborg pulled up his arms to defend his face.
"AAAUG!"
The smoke rose, revealing the mostly undamaged team. Before them lay thousands of tiny needles that looks as if they had come right off of a cactus.
"IT BURNS!"
Robin had pulled up his cape in time to guard most of his face, but unfortunately for him, most of the rest of him was pinned. He was running around in circles trying to pluck the thorns off, but he wasn't very successful. After a moment of dazed shock, the other Titans exploded in laughter. It wasn't everyday they saw their leader get nailed by an enemy attack. And nailed he was.
"Oh man Rob..." Cyborg wiped tears from his human eye. "You look like a porcupine!"
Beast Boy turned into one and compared himself to Robin, who had just gotten enough control to stand in one spot. "Nope, I counted, HE HAS MORE SPINES!" Turning back into himself, they roared in laughter again. Even Raven got a few good chuckles out of it. Starfire was the only one who giggled a bit then stopped.
"Robin, you scream like a Gordblat who has rolled in smoldering coals. Are you fine?"
"I'm fine, alright..." Robin muttered, giving up on attempting to pluck all of the thorns out right then and there.
"Okay, time to get serious." Cyborg chuckled, shaking off the undying urge to roll around laughing any longer. Beast Boy wasn't resisting that urge very well though. Cy's arm reformed itself into a large cannon. "Say your prayers."
George had no time to dodge the colossal ray of power. He was thrown into a wall, screeching at top volume. When the light faded, all that seemed to be left of George was dust falling from the air, and a puddle of liquid underneath. Everyone looked on in confusion.
"I didn't mean to turn him into soup..." Cyborg laughed nervously. "Eh heh, oh well."
They turned on the scientist, who turned tail and ran. "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE, COPPERS!"
What the man didn't expect was Raven to pull up a wall of darkness to stop his path. "Where do you think you're going?" The sound of sirens made the villain quiet his attempts of escape.
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"OW! Hey, I can do this all by my—AUG!"
All the Titans were back at the tower, the latest mission already put behind them. For the most part...
"Hey man, BB's only trying to help..." Cyborg then started laughing. Even though it was two hours later, Robin was still plucking thorns out of himself. Beast Boy had turned into a small monkey and was thumbing through his hair, getting an occasional prick that was hidden. The green monkey fumbled away as Robin continued to yell.
"Cyborg is right Robin! Beast Boy is compassionate for you and your thorn predicament!"
This only angered Robin further.
"Do you have to be so loud?" Raven sighed loudly, reclining on the couch with a vampire novel in her hands. "I can't even hear myself think."
Cyborg leaped on the couch and turned on one of his favorite video games. Robin ran by behind him, stumbling to get away from the green monkey on his face. Starfire looked on with confusion. In an attempt to get some peace and quiet, Raven sulked off to her room.
After launching the monkey off of his face and into a nearby wall, BB transformed back, groaning. "Well, at least that was the last one... I think anyway." He rubbed his back sorely.
"Yes Robin! Now you are pine free!" Starfire exclaimed happily. Robin didn't look to thrilled though. "I think a pine is what it is called..."
"Not exactly!" Beast Boy laughed, leaping onto the couch next to Cyborg. "We play cooperative after this bud!"
"Uh huh, right."
Shortly after that, Robin sulked off, Starfire not bothering to follow.
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AN: Ooou, what's next? More to come in 'Poison Run: Chapter Two!' Now be a darling and leave me a review. Please? Pretty please? All you have to say is 'I read it!! Ha!'
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::George ?!:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
"Huuuuuuuraaaag!"
Cyborg leaped down on the enemy with locomotive power, thrusting his fist down. A blur of marsh green leaped away from him, causing him to crack open the street underneath him. The creature landed about twenty feet away from, laughing sinisterly.
"Go my beautiful George! Destroy the Titans!" A man in a long lab coat yelled, a safe distance from the battle.
"George? That's this things name?" Cy exclaimed, giving a confused look in the direction of the apparent scientist. This beast that the Titans were now fighting didn't quite look like a 'George'. "More like demonic beast of hell!"
This was a more fitting title, seeing as the monster had green skin, long scary claws, large bulging yellow eyes, and piercing red pupils. He was at least eight feet tall, and looked like a more intimidating version of the monster of black lagoon. While he looked a bit malnourished, he was still a formidable foe that had the Titans on their toes.
"Apparently he lacks creativity." A burst of dark energy in front of Cyborg formed into the goth Raven, who was murmuring her famous chant of power. "Azarath Metrione Synthos!" (please forgive spelling, I have no idea how to spell that...). She yelled out, pulling up a manhole cover to attack the monster threatening the very thing the heroes all held religiously close to the their hearts... pizza. George grabbed the manhole lid, went with the momentum of it, and spun it around, flinging it back at Raven. She was hit and plummeted back with a scream.
"Oh, that's just great." Cyborg moaned, just before getting jumped on by the limber creature. "HEY!" It used him as a trampoline to jump atop a building in an attempt of escape.
"I do not think so, scary green monster!" Starfire cried, her emerald eyes glowing just as brightly as the beams in her hands. She flew after it, screaming as she threw beams at it, just to miss every time. George was laughing evilly, but stopped violently when he ran full force into a black wall of energy. Kudos to Raven. In the second that he was stopped, Starfire let loose a barrage of green death upon him, billowing up a large fog of smoke. "I think the terrorist of pizza is gone, friends!"
"Starfire! Look out!" Robin called out. Star screamed just as the monster had leapt up. 'I won't get there in time!' Robin thought to himself hurriedly. Just as he was going to resort to a drastic measure, a soaring green cheetah saved our Tamaranian friend. Smiling, the boy wonder was just in time to send a flying drop kick to the side of George's head.
Starfire and the cheetah landed less than comfortably on the cement street of Jump Town. "Ouch!" Star cried, sitting up with a whine. "Thank you Beast Boy, but perhaps next time you should become a large flying creature to save me!"
The cheetah turned into a small green boy wearing black and purple spandex. "Well! Is that the thanks I get for saving you?"
"Time to end this!" Robin growled, landing gracefully on the streets below. George landed not so gracefully, face now planted on the ground. Out of his utility belt Robin plucked three bombs. Tossing them in a rage, they exploded on impact. Smoke billowed past the team.
"NOOO MY BEAUTIFUL GEORGE YOU DESTROOOOYED HIIIIIM!" The scientist cried, falling to his knees. Robin flicked his gaze over to him, cocking a brow.
"OH NO!" Starfire cried. Thousands of whistles were heard, causing the entire team to go on the defensive. Raven conjured a black wall to block her and Star, Beast Boy turned into a turtle, and Cyborg pulled up his arms to defend his face.
"AAAUG!"
The smoke rose, revealing the mostly undamaged team. Before them lay thousands of tiny needles that looks as if they had come right off of a cactus.
"IT BURNS!"
Robin had pulled up his cape in time to guard most of his face, but unfortunately for him, most of the rest of him was pinned. He was running around in circles trying to pluck the thorns off, but he wasn't very successful. After a moment of dazed shock, the other Titans exploded in laughter. It wasn't everyday they saw their leader get nailed by an enemy attack. And nailed he was.
"Oh man Rob..." Cyborg wiped tears from his human eye. "You look like a porcupine!"
Beast Boy turned into one and compared himself to Robin, who had just gotten enough control to stand in one spot. "Nope, I counted, HE HAS MORE SPINES!" Turning back into himself, they roared in laughter again. Even Raven got a few good chuckles out of it. Starfire was the only one who giggled a bit then stopped.
"Robin, you scream like a Gordblat who has rolled in smoldering coals. Are you fine?"
"I'm fine, alright..." Robin muttered, giving up on attempting to pluck all of the thorns out right then and there.
"Okay, time to get serious." Cyborg chuckled, shaking off the undying urge to roll around laughing any longer. Beast Boy wasn't resisting that urge very well though. Cy's arm reformed itself into a large cannon. "Say your prayers."
George had no time to dodge the colossal ray of power. He was thrown into a wall, screeching at top volume. When the light faded, all that seemed to be left of George was dust falling from the air, and a puddle of liquid underneath. Everyone looked on in confusion.
"I didn't mean to turn him into soup..." Cyborg laughed nervously. "Eh heh, oh well."
They turned on the scientist, who turned tail and ran. "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE, COPPERS!"
What the man didn't expect was Raven to pull up a wall of darkness to stop his path. "Where do you think you're going?" The sound of sirens made the villain quiet his attempts of escape.
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"OW! Hey, I can do this all by my—AUG!"
All the Titans were back at the tower, the latest mission already put behind them. For the most part...
"Hey man, BB's only trying to help..." Cyborg then started laughing. Even though it was two hours later, Robin was still plucking thorns out of himself. Beast Boy had turned into a small monkey and was thumbing through his hair, getting an occasional prick that was hidden. The green monkey fumbled away as Robin continued to yell.
"Cyborg is right Robin! Beast Boy is compassionate for you and your thorn predicament!"
This only angered Robin further.
"Do you have to be so loud?" Raven sighed loudly, reclining on the couch with a vampire novel in her hands. "I can't even hear myself think."
Cyborg leaped on the couch and turned on one of his favorite video games. Robin ran by behind him, stumbling to get away from the green monkey on his face. Starfire looked on with confusion. In an attempt to get some peace and quiet, Raven sulked off to her room.
After launching the monkey off of his face and into a nearby wall, BB transformed back, groaning. "Well, at least that was the last one... I think anyway." He rubbed his back sorely.
"Yes Robin! Now you are pine free!" Starfire exclaimed happily. Robin didn't look to thrilled though. "I think a pine is what it is called..."
"Not exactly!" Beast Boy laughed, leaping onto the couch next to Cyborg. "We play cooperative after this bud!"
"Uh huh, right."
Shortly after that, Robin sulked off, Starfire not bothering to follow.
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AN: Ooou, what's next? More to come in 'Poison Run: Chapter Two!' Now be a darling and leave me a review. Please? Pretty please? All you have to say is 'I read it!! Ha!'
