The pledges gathered in the square for another test to see which one of them truly wanted to be fully initiated into the frat house. These twenty grown men were scared, cold and shaking after going through several days of grueling and torturous tasks. It was all in an effort to gain the approval and possible recruitment into the Delta Gamma Fraternity of Gotham University. They were so close to being accepted into the house as brothers they could taste it. Many of them were willing to do anything to make that last lunge for the finish line, and the brothers were counting on just that.

After standing there for what seemed like forever to the pledges, one of the leaders finally came forward. "Tonight, one pledge has the opportunity to skip the final test and join his brothers. This man will be sworn in tonight if he has what it takes to face... the Batman! Who will step forward?"

This revelation scared many of them stiff, and at first no one moved. Moments later, Jared came forward. "I'll do it."

"Jared has accepted the challenge!" The leader said with a smile on his face. "Come forward, Brother Jared!"

Jared walked up to where the Frat leader was standing and everyone cheered as he did so. "What do I need to do?" he asked.

When he came within arms distance, his leader pointed to the road beside the square, "Every night the Batman passes right here when on his regular patrol. In five minutes, you are to step in front of the bat-car and impede his path. When the bat-car has come to a full stop, you will then flip Batman the bird. Do that and you're in. Understood?"

"All right." Jared replied, "Let's do it!"

"And remember, you must flip him the bird."

"Okay, flip him the bird." Jared took numerous pats on the back as he walked to the road and waited. Three minutes later he could hear the roar of the large vehicle as he started to rumble down the long road. Jared took a deep breath and then walked out into the middle of the path of the speeding vehicle. Less than a second after he did so, the car immediately hit the brakes and came to a full stop less than a foot away from Jared's legs. The crowd watching from the side cheered as they realized Jared had done it, he had impeded the Bat's path. Jared could hear his people roaring from the side:

"Flip him!"

"Give him the bird!"

Jared had come this far, so he jumped into a half squatting position and gave the driver side window a double bird, flipping two middle fingers to whoever was operating the vehicle. "Fuck you, mother fucker!" he screamed.

"Yeah!"

"You rock, Jared!"

Jared was feeding off the crowd and wasn't quite finished. He turned around and dropped his pants, exposing the driver with his white, hairy, pimply ass.

"Oh my gaud!"

"He's mooning the Bat!"

Jared quickly pulled up his pants and ran off the road. Moments after he got out of the way, the car roared back to life and sped off. The crowd erupted into a thunderous cheer and Jared was sworn in as member the Delta Gamma Fraternity right there, as they all thought he had flipped off Gotham's biggest crime fighter.

What Jared and the rest of his brothers didn't know is that Batman was on the other side of own foiling a bank robbery. The vehicle was on its way to assist him, and had been on auto-pilot the entire time.