Hilo, peeps of FanFictionDotNet! Today I bring you a story full of drama, humor, TFs, adventure, and, of course, that hateable Mary Sara. Onwards with the story!
"Oh, goddesses," Smash said, looking at his iPad. He'd noticed all the Missonh From God commentaries popping up all over the place. Also looking were Captain Yellow, Pixel, and Wind. From the Land of the Golden Keyboard, the author invented some new OCs for this story.
"You don't think..." said Wind.
"Oh, I think," said Smash.
"Sara's back, and SHE HAZ FURRY!" Captain Yellow yelled dramatically.
Meanwhile, in South Carolina...
"All... the people... of the Internet... must know God..." Sara mumbled. "I... must go back..."
Suddenly God appeared, wearing bread.
"Sara! I have to take you back to the Nintendo World!" God said.
"Alright, time to teach the atheists and gays a lesson," said that hateable Mary Sara.
"But wait! I must give you powers! Since my Final Smash ones didn't work, you have to get even more powerful."
"What do you mean?"
"I mean... this." God held up a sword that did anything you want it to do.
"COOL!"
"Now, go to the Smash World and do the same thing you did last time. I'll be on your side." God opened up a portal to Smash World.
Back to the other guys!
"Hey, you wanna play Smash Bros?" Smash asked.
"Yep!" "Sure!" "Fine."
Wind turned on the Wii U. After a normal Smash Brothers prep, they finally made it to the character select screen. He chose Pit, Smash chose Zelda, Captain Yellow chose Bowser, and Pixel chose King Dedede. They all agreed on Final Destination.
"Hey, guys? Is someone moving the bed?" Pixel asked.
"No. It would actually seem more like we're getting sucked INNNNN OH MY GODS RUN FOR YOUR-" Smash screamed.
To the Smash Mansion!
"Good to be back," Sara said. She held her sword and made Link swoon over her.
"Three," Link said. The sign of being Sara-ized.
"Where are those pesky Pokémon? Intell says they've been here," Sara murmured. She held up a tracking device that looked like a... Pokédex?
"SARA?! OH NO! MASTER HAN- eight," Marth yelled.
"Hmph. That's okay, liberal. Let's go before they catch us. We wouldn't want that."
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"Mmm. I sure do love muffins," Mario said, delighted. When suddenly, the speakers in the cafeteria blasted.
"CODE WHITE! I REPEAT, A CODE WHITE!" Crazy Hand screamed through the PA system. Smashers, Assist Trophies, Pokémon, stage element characters (you know, like Silver), and bosses came pouring out the door.
"I want all these liberals to fall under my spell," Sara thought. Her sword lit up and caused a shockwave through all of Nintendo City. Only three smashers were saved.
Pit.
Toon Link.
Falco.
