A Normal Day in the Life of a Cabbit
By Grogge



Ryoko: RYO-OHKI!!!!

Ryo-ohki: Meow.

Sasami: Ryoko, have you seen Tenchi?

Ryoko: Sasami, I'm kinda busy right now!

Ryo-ohki: Meow.

Sasami: Why, Ryoko? What are you doing?

Ryoko: Oh, oh nothing. Nothing that concerns you. Now, run along Sasami.

Ryo-ohki: Meow.

Ayeka: Sasami! Where are you! I need you to help me!

Sasami: I'm right here! With Ryoko!

Ryoko: Sssssaaaaaasssssaaaammmmiiiiiii! Please go away!

Ryo-ohki: Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow.

Ryoko: Oh, shut-up!

Sasami: Ryoko, why is Ryo-ohki with you?

Ayeka: Sasa.... Oh, there you are. What are you doing?

Sasami: I'm helping Ryoko.

Ryoko: @*&$#)%^$@_@%

Ryo-ohki: Meow.

Tenchi: Where is everyone!?

Washu: Oh. They're in there.

Mihoshi: What?! What did you say?! I can't here you!

Tenchi: Why are they in there?

Washu: I really don't know. All I know is that first
it was Ryoko, then Sasami, and then Ayeka.

Ryoko: $*)@$@#^%$&*!!

Ryo-ohki: Meow.

Ryoko: Shut-up!!!!!!!!

Tenchi: What are you doing?!

Sasami: Tenchi? Tenchi is that you? Oh, I've been looking for you.

Tenchi: Why?

Sasami: I need more carrots for dinner, Tenchi. Will you get them for me?

Tenchi: Oh, is that all? Sure.

Ayeka: Sasami. Where are you going? Oh, Lord Tenchi, how are you.

Tenchi: Oh, fine. Hey, what is Ryoko doing?

Sasami: I have no clue I just heard Ryoko yell and I went to see what she was doing. She won't let me in her room.

Tenchi: Oh.

Grandpa: What is all this ruckus in here?

Tenchi: Ryoko is in there. She won't let anyone in.

Grandpa: Oh, I see. Ryoko let me in.

Ryoko: Please leave me alone!

Grandpa: What is the problem?

Ryoko: Nothing, I'm fine! Really!

Grandpa: Alright. Leave Ryoko alone. She's fine.

Tenchi: Grandpa, what if she is hurt? She might be in trouble.

Ryoko: Tenchi, you can come in if you want. Just not anyone else, Mihoshi, Ayeka, Sasami, Washu.

Tenchi: O.k. I'm coming in.

Washu: I wouldn't if I were you Tenchi.

Tenchi: AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRGGGG!!!!!!!!!

Washu: I told you so.

Ryoko: Close the door! Close the door!

Sasami: Ryo-ohki!!!!!!! What did you do to her Ryoko!?

Ryoko: I did nothing to her. She did it. She got a hold of the scissors when I was out of the room for one second. I was trying to fix it 'till you came in.

Ryo-ohki: Meow, Meow, Meow!

THE END


Alrighty peeps. This is my first fanfic, be gentle! Tenchi Muyo! Belongs to people in Japan, not me. If you sue me, all you would get will be $1.56 in couch-money and some uh…*stuffs her hand into the couch again*…a Stinky Diver figurine. Special arigatou to Gelly-chan for helping me with the editing! Be on the lookout for her fanfics soon!