A Normal Day in the Life of a Cabbit
By Grogge
Ryoko: RYO-OHKI!!!!
Ryo-ohki: Meow.
Sasami: Ryoko, have you seen Tenchi?
Ryoko: Sasami, I'm kinda busy right now!
Ryo-ohki: Meow.
Sasami: Why, Ryoko? What are you doing?
Ryoko: Oh, oh nothing. Nothing that concerns you. Now, run along Sasami.
Ryo-ohki: Meow.
Ayeka: Sasami! Where are you! I need you to help me!
Sasami: I'm right here! With Ryoko!
Ryoko: Sssssaaaaaasssssaaaammmmiiiiiii! Please go away!
Ryo-ohki: Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow.
Ryoko: Oh, shut-up!
Sasami: Ryoko, why is Ryo-ohki with you?
Ayeka: Sasa.... Oh, there you are. What are you doing?
Sasami: I'm helping Ryoko.
Ryoko: @*&$#)%^$@_@%
Ryo-ohki: Meow.
Tenchi: Where is everyone!?
Washu: Oh. They're in there.
Mihoshi: What?! What did you say?! I can't here you!
Tenchi: Why are they in there?
Washu: I really don't know. All I know is that first
it was Ryoko, then Sasami, and then Ayeka.
Ryoko: $*)@$@#^%$&*!!
Ryo-ohki: Meow.
Ryoko: Shut-up!!!!!!!!
Tenchi: What are you doing?!
Sasami: Tenchi? Tenchi is that you? Oh, I've been looking for you.
Tenchi: Why?
Sasami: I need more carrots for dinner, Tenchi. Will you get them for me?
Tenchi: Oh, is that all? Sure.
Ayeka: Sasami. Where are you going? Oh, Lord Tenchi, how are you.
Tenchi: Oh, fine. Hey, what is Ryoko doing?
Sasami: I have no clue I just heard Ryoko yell and I went to see what she was doing. She won't let me in her room.
Tenchi: Oh.
Grandpa: What is all this ruckus in here?
Tenchi: Ryoko is in there. She won't let anyone in.
Grandpa: Oh, I see. Ryoko let me in.
Ryoko: Please leave me alone!
Grandpa: What is the problem?
Ryoko: Nothing, I'm fine! Really!
Grandpa: Alright. Leave Ryoko alone. She's fine.
Tenchi: Grandpa, what if she is hurt? She might be in trouble.
Ryoko: Tenchi, you can come in if you want. Just not anyone else, Mihoshi, Ayeka, Sasami, Washu.
Tenchi: O.k. I'm coming in.
Washu: I wouldn't if I were you Tenchi.
Tenchi: AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRGGGG!!!!!!!!!
Washu: I told you so.
Ryoko: Close the door! Close the door!
Sasami: Ryo-ohki!!!!!!! What did you do to her Ryoko!?
Ryoko: I did nothing to her. She did it. She got a hold of the scissors when I was out of the room for one second. I was trying to fix it 'till you came in.
Ryo-ohki: Meow, Meow, Meow!
THE END
Alrighty peeps. This is my first fanfic, be gentle! Tenchi Muyo! Belongs to people in Japan, not me. If you sue me, all you would get will be $1.56 in couch-money and some uh…*stuffs her hand into the couch again*…a Stinky Diver figurine. Special arigatou to Gelly-chan for helping me with the editing! Be on the lookout for her fanfics soon!
By Grogge
Ryoko: RYO-OHKI!!!!
Ryo-ohki: Meow.
Sasami: Ryoko, have you seen Tenchi?
Ryoko: Sasami, I'm kinda busy right now!
Ryo-ohki: Meow.
Sasami: Why, Ryoko? What are you doing?
Ryoko: Oh, oh nothing. Nothing that concerns you. Now, run along Sasami.
Ryo-ohki: Meow.
Ayeka: Sasami! Where are you! I need you to help me!
Sasami: I'm right here! With Ryoko!
Ryoko: Sssssaaaaaasssssaaaammmmiiiiiii! Please go away!
Ryo-ohki: Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow.
Ryoko: Oh, shut-up!
Sasami: Ryoko, why is Ryo-ohki with you?
Ayeka: Sasa.... Oh, there you are. What are you doing?
Sasami: I'm helping Ryoko.
Ryoko: @*&$#)%^$@_@%
Ryo-ohki: Meow.
Tenchi: Where is everyone!?
Washu: Oh. They're in there.
Mihoshi: What?! What did you say?! I can't here you!
Tenchi: Why are they in there?
Washu: I really don't know. All I know is that first
it was Ryoko, then Sasami, and then Ayeka.
Ryoko: $*)@$@#^%$&*!!
Ryo-ohki: Meow.
Ryoko: Shut-up!!!!!!!!
Tenchi: What are you doing?!
Sasami: Tenchi? Tenchi is that you? Oh, I've been looking for you.
Tenchi: Why?
Sasami: I need more carrots for dinner, Tenchi. Will you get them for me?
Tenchi: Oh, is that all? Sure.
Ayeka: Sasami. Where are you going? Oh, Lord Tenchi, how are you.
Tenchi: Oh, fine. Hey, what is Ryoko doing?
Sasami: I have no clue I just heard Ryoko yell and I went to see what she was doing. She won't let me in her room.
Tenchi: Oh.
Grandpa: What is all this ruckus in here?
Tenchi: Ryoko is in there. She won't let anyone in.
Grandpa: Oh, I see. Ryoko let me in.
Ryoko: Please leave me alone!
Grandpa: What is the problem?
Ryoko: Nothing, I'm fine! Really!
Grandpa: Alright. Leave Ryoko alone. She's fine.
Tenchi: Grandpa, what if she is hurt? She might be in trouble.
Ryoko: Tenchi, you can come in if you want. Just not anyone else, Mihoshi, Ayeka, Sasami, Washu.
Tenchi: O.k. I'm coming in.
Washu: I wouldn't if I were you Tenchi.
Tenchi: AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRGGGG!!!!!!!!!
Washu: I told you so.
Ryoko: Close the door! Close the door!
Sasami: Ryo-ohki!!!!!!! What did you do to her Ryoko!?
Ryoko: I did nothing to her. She did it. She got a hold of the scissors when I was out of the room for one second. I was trying to fix it 'till you came in.
Ryo-ohki: Meow, Meow, Meow!
THE END
Alrighty peeps. This is my first fanfic, be gentle! Tenchi Muyo! Belongs to people in Japan, not me. If you sue me, all you would get will be $1.56 in couch-money and some uh…*stuffs her hand into the couch again*…a Stinky Diver figurine. Special arigatou to Gelly-chan for helping me with the editing! Be on the lookout for her fanfics soon!
