The Agency of Unqualified Nurses.
Hola todos! My name is Colbie Caprice and this is my first translation! I've been helped by my lovely BetaReader, EvilPumpkin! I will probably translate all my stories and, hopefully, you'll tell me what you think of them! ;)
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Chapter 1: Ron imitates the Exorcist
"Er… Are you sure he's alright, Madam Pomfrey?" asked Hermione, anxiously checking out the bed at the end of the infirmary.
Ron, supposedly left unconscious in his tiny little bed, was as sick as a dog in the huge bowl beside him, and his straitjacket, since he was struggling so much, threatened to give up.
"Of course, he's alright!" exclaimed the nurse curtly, picking up the phial containing the mysterious medicine she had just administered to the young Weasley.
Pimentine was a somewhat drastic remedy, she conceded, but she was sure that the potion's properties would cure the redhead's pneumonia. She had never seen a case like that before! Anyway, she needed a 'guinea-pig' to test her new miracle remedy and Ronald Weasley…
"OUCH!"
She turned rapidly around to find out who the victim was and it was, surprisingly, Potter! This kid had a natural propensity for accidents.
"What the hell is going on?" she growled.
"He bit me!" cried Harry, waving his hand before the mad eyes of his redhead friend.
Hermione looked at her friend with horror.
"Yes, yes, it's a side effect, that's all!" replied Madam Pomfrey, looking at him as if to say I don't give a f***.
"And… why does he have a muzzle?"
"Because he bites, of course!" she snapped.
"Oh."
"It's probably his stomach acid that has burned away the muzzle's leather," mused the nurse pensively, who seemed to think that this was a reassuring explanation.
"Are… are you sure that this stuff, Pimentine, is effective?" asked Harry doubtfully, applying a small salve on his wound.
She restrained herself from screaming. What do you want me to do? Geniuses are always misunderstood!
She was about to order him to get out of her infirmary when a loud noise of breaking glass was heard. They turned to see that Ron had jumped through the window.
"**," said Pomfrey.
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