Dean and Damon- Vampire meets Hunter (Douchebag and Dick)

It was a beautiful Sunday Evening and Dean had the day off, and Sammy was doing god knows what, since having his soul back, he's become boring and more broody. So Dean decided to take a drive and as he was driving he spotted a sign that read "Welcome to Mystic Falls, home of the Founding Families" "That sounds interesting" he thought, so he turned on the exit and found himself driving into town.

"Small town" He said to noone.

As he drove closer he spotted what he thought was a diner "I'm hungry" he said. He pulled up on the side of the road, the Sign read "Mystic Grill"

He got out of his car, and walked inside "Nice" he said, he spotted a pool table, some booths, a dart board and really good looking girl, Blonde, Perky, just all around Gorgeous.

He sat down at Booth and looked at a Menu. A guy about 16, blonde hair, walked up to take his order.

"Hey, What can I get ya?" The kid asked..

"Bacon Cheeseburger and some curly Fries, and a Beer and Super-size it, please?" Dean said, the kid laughed.

"You got it" He wrote down the order and walked to the back...

The kid came back 2 minutes later with his beer, he sat there taking in the place, Beer in his hands, taking a sip every now and then, he heard the door open and his head popped up when he spotted a tall dude, dressed in Black, Black hair, he was a handsome dude, but somthing was off about him, Dean's Spider Sense was tingling, he was going to investigate this. "No, no, this is your day off" he thought, but who was he kidding, his work followed him everywhere.

Dean watched as the guy sat down next to the hot blonde he was checking out earlier. The waiter came back with his food.

"Hey kid, Do you know that guy over there?" Dean asked.

"Ummm the one sitting with Caroline?" He asked.

"Yeah, the hot blonde chick, Who is he?" Dean asked again..

"That's Damon Salvatore" The kid stated.

"What's his story?" Dean asked, not really caring.

"I dont know, really. Him and his brother moved to town about 2 years ago, he's a people person or he likes you to think that, I dont trust him to be honest" The kid said honestly.

"What's your name kid?" Dean asked in curiousty.

"Matt Donavon" He smirked.

"Well Matt, here is my number, I want you to call me if and when something out of the ordinary happens, okay?" Dean said handing him a peice of paper.

"Sure" Matt said looking at the peice of paper, not sure what was going on, he was clueless as always.

Dean got up and walked out the door, got in hia Impala and pulled out his Cell Phone and dialed a very familiar number.

"Hello" The person on the side answered.

"Sammy, I think we got a job., meet me in Mystic Falls, Virginia" Dean said as he hung up the phone.

Dean waited at the hotel for Sam to show up, this was not the way he wanted to spend his day off, but saving beautiful girls from what he thought the man was, would be worth it in the end...

about 2 hours later Dean heard a knock on the door, he got up and answered and there stood a Drained, Broody, Soulfull Sam.

"Man you look like ass" Dean walked closer to it and sniffed "and smell like it too" Dean walked away shaking his head.

"You summond" Sam said not at all happy about it.

"Yeah took you long enough, you were only fourty five minutes away." Dean exclaimed.

"Yeah, well, you called, im here" Sam looked to his feet. "So what's the job?" He finally asked.

"So I was sitting in this Diner, right? This guy walks in, Black hair, Black Jacket, kinda dark clothes" Dean sat on the edge of the bed.

"So what are you thinking?" Sam asked...

"You know what i'm thinking" Dean stated.

"Man, Why'd it have to be Vampires?" Sam asked.

"No idea, but I just want them all dead, they're gross and I should know, remember my time as one? Yeah not a fun time, and im not talking Lindsey Lohan goes to Jail fun time, I'm talking Britney Spears Shaves her head, not a fun time" Dean sighed.

"Dude, I got it, thanks" Sam laughed. "So what should we do?" Sam asked.

"Well I got some kid looking into things for me" Dean stated

"Dean, dude, you can't use some poor naive kid as your Mole" Sam sighed.

"I think it's a Rabbit" Dean said.

"No it's a Mole" Sam stated

"Nah, I really think it's a rabbit" Dean exclaimed.

"Dude, I'm serious it's a Mo... Why the hell are we arguing about this?" Sam asked irritated.

"Whatever "It" is, lets go follow this Vamp and kick it's ass" Dean smiled...

Dean and Sam got in the car and drove back into town, they stopped outside the "Grill" and waited.

"Why are we sitting here?" Sam asked.

"Because this is where I was when the dude walked in" Dean replied in a "Duh" tone.

"Yes, but that was hours ago, don't you think he'd be gone by now?" Sam asked again..

"Well I've been in this little Podunk town for hours and this seems to be the only place that is "hoppin"" Dean laughed.

"lol" Sam laughed.

"lol? Really? What the hell is that?" Dean looked at Sam like he was stupid.

"Laugh out Loud" Sam giggled.

"Laugh out loud? Why didn't you just laugh? Sometimes I wonder about you" Dean rolled his eyes.

They sat there for awhile just talking, that is until Dean Spotted someone.

"There he is" Dean said.

"That's him?" Sam asked.

"Dude, I just said that" Dean rolled his eyes yet again.

"Well he dont look like a vamp" Sam stated looking at the scrawny guy.

"Well would you rather him sport some wings and walk around with a Coffin, blood on his face, that kind of thing?" Dean asked.

"It's daylight, Vamps dont walk around in the daytime." It was now Sams turn to roll his eyes.

"Well this one does" Dean said he got out of his car and started walking towards the Vamp.

Dean followed him to the back alley, and watched as he walked, he kept following, that is until the guy turned around.

"Why you following me?" He asked.

"Just walking, dude" Dean stated.

"Dude? really? Dude? more like Dick" The guy smirked.

"Dick? ouch, that hurts" Dean smirked back, he was not about to let this Vamp get to him, although this particular Vamp was not budging and had some good puns.

"Seriously, why the hell are you following me?" He asked.

"What's your name?" Dean asked.

"Damon, you?" He asked back, not sure what the hell was going on.

"Dean" He smirked.

"Yep a name for a Dick" Damon laughed.

"And a name for a Douch" Dean laughed.

This was not going to end well.