Hiya! I got this idea when I was watching family guy so I thought why not.

Disclaimer: I do not own the idea of grind's my gears from family guy

"Ohayo! I'm Ayumi Arumatsu!" "And I'm Edward Elric."

"Just in, reports of the mystery if an avocado is a fruit or a vegetable is that it is indeed a fruit." Ayumi said

"I thought it was a vegetable." Ed said

"No it's a fruit."

"But it's not sweet like a fruit."

"Fruits don't have to be sweet."

"Yeah they do!"

"A tomato isn't sweet and it's a fruit."

"That's true but-"

"Back to business, time for the new segment grinds my gears with Rei Arumatsu!"

"Thank you Ayumi. Do you know what really grinds my gears? The ego waffle commercials. I mean why can't the dad make his own waffles instead of trying to steal his daughters? Is he that lazy that he can't make his own but he isn't to lazy to go do all this stuff just to get some waffles? THEY ARENT EVEN WORTH IT! Why couldn't they stick with the other eggo's commercial with the guy in the waffle suit? BUT no they just have to use some guy trying to steal waffles from his daughter, ITS YOUR DAUGHTER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! It's stupid and they should use the other commercials for them instead. That's what really grinds my gears, back to you Ayumi!"

"Thanks Rei, That's about all the time that we have left for today so we'll see you soon bye everyone!"

-and cut!

"Great job everybody now lets get the heck out of here!" the director says.

"Nice work today Rei!" person #1 said. "I know what you mean that commercial sucks. They really should have kept the other one." "I agree." Person #2 said. Ayumi and Ed walk over to Rei and the other people. "Great job Rei, not bad for your first time." Ed says. "Thanks guys." Rei says. "Hey, I'm having a little get together at my house you guys wanna come?" person #2 says. "Sure." Ed and Ayumi said. "Count me in, Rei you going?" person #1 said. "No sorry I have to do something, I'm going to be here for awhile." Rei answers. "Oh, ok maybe next time." Person #1 said. "Seeya later guys." Everyone leaves and Rei gets to work.

-creek

"Who's there?" Rei turns around and looks. Rei reaches to her pocket and takes out a pocket knife. Rei see's a figure lurking in the dark. "Show yourself!" Rei shouts holding out the pocket knife. "You're Rei Arumatsu aren't you?" "Yes, know who are you?" All of a sudden the lights switch on and there he is. "Gasp! The waffle commercial man!?" Rei asks nervously. "What are you doing here?" He walks closer and starts taking out something. "So I grind your gears do I?" He reveals the thing in his hand and it turns out to be an eggo box. "No you got it all wrong!" Rei starts baking away. He lifts the box up and down in his hand. "h-hey let's not do anything rash now!" He backs Rei into a wall. "Wait cant we talk about this?!" He lifts his box and whacks Rei on the head. Rei slumps to the ground. "I'll get you…waffle man…ugh"