LOL Indeed Robin Hood
A/N: This is EXTREMELY funny. What would happen if Robin Hood, Little John, Sheriff of Nottingham, Guy of Guisborne, Marion, Will, Allan, Much, and Djaq happened to find a chatroom? This story is all about it. Just a short story (Max. amount of chapters will be 5) containing notes from the episodes and character feelings. Also includes random stuff. Enjoy and Reviews are welcome!
Key:
R-Robin
M-Marion
Mu-Much
D-Djaq
W-Will
A-Allan
S-Sheriff of Nottingham
G-Guy
LJ-Little John
Start: Chapter 1 Why Bob?
R-Hey guys look what I found!
M-Would it possibly be your brain?
R-My dear Marion! I am so heartbroken over your cold comment. No, actually I found this thing that lets you talk to other people all at the same time. I don't know what it happens to be called, but I think that I shall name it…..Bob.
M-….All my hopes on you are wasted.
R-Jeez
Mu- Hey guys, Lady Marion, what's up?
M- The sky.
Mu-…..
R-….
M-You know what, never mind. It was a joke.
Mu-oh…so back to my question.
R-Well I-
M- Robin found this (which allows you to talk to people) and he named it Bob
R-hey!
M-Well if you had explained it we'd be stuck here until July!
Mu-Why Bob?
M-That is exactly what I was going to ask!
A-You two lovebirds plus Much having a lover's spat eh?
Mu-Oi! I resent that. Robin just found Bob 5 minutes ago
A-Why Bob?
M-See Robin, this is what happens when you find something that makes you go crazy. You name it some idiotic name, and then argue with everyone about it. I do not know what I saw in you that made me fall in love.
A-Aw…..
Mu-Aw…..
R-I love you too Marion. Always
D-What? Sorry I missed out. Will and John are boring me with their carving and wood talk. Their arguing over which weapon is more deadly: oak staff of axe?
M-That's just about the stupidest thing I've ever heard of. What do you see in these guys?
R-Well, I have a brilliant answer to both of those questions. It's neither; it's a bow for the first one. And second, Djaq we saved you from slavery.
D-True….too true…why is a bow a better weapon?
A-Yeah why mate? Why not a sword?
Mu-exactly.
R- BECAUSE swords are heavy to carry and hard to maneuver, but they deliver a fatal blow. Bows and arrows can be handled quickly, they are lightweight, and they deliver fatal blows, and can be used as a shield.
M-I feel a migraine coming on….
D&A&Mu- Oh…..I guess it makes sense.
R-See? I'm not crazy at all.
M-Liar.
W-What did I miss?
J-Yeah same here.
R-Everything, from me discovering Bob, to Marion calling me a liar.
W-Way to be specific.
A-In other words, you missed everything.
D-Yup
W-Oh…..
J-This, I do not like.
M-Do you ever?
J-What?
Mu- I think that Marion means is that do you ever like anything? She was referring to you saying, "This I do not like."
A-Yeah mate, it's getting old.
W-Like a moldy piece of oak.
D-is all you ever think about wood?
Everyone besides Djaq and Will- OH HO, WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW?
D-this is extremely awkward.
Mu-Well, if you knew then it wouldn't be, so we're not going to spoil the joke and tell you. See Will? We're good friends.
J-A good joke, I like.
M-Finally
R-Will, is there something you would like to say to our lady friend over there?
W-Yeah actually, Marion, I like your shoes.
A-You idiot!
M-Thanks. Sir Guy got them for me. You know he isn't that bad, he-
R-NOT MARION YOU GIT! DJAQ!
D-Me?
W-Um, since there's no point in resisting, I'll guess that I'll have to. Djaq, I-
S-YOU ARE ALL UNDER ARREST FOR COMMITTING CRIMES AGAINST PRINCE JOHN BY DOING…SOMETHING! GUISBORNE! GET OVER HERE! I CAN'T THINK OF WHAT TO SAY!
G-You called, my lord?
J-This I do not like.
M- neither do I
R-Hello Sheriff come to join our lovely conversation on my friend Bob?
S-…..
G…..
Mu-He-oh forget it I'm not doing this a third time.
End
A/N: How did you like it? Reviews are always welcome. I'll probably post another chapter later.
