LOL Indeed Robin Hood

A/N: This is EXTREMELY funny. What would happen if Robin Hood, Little John, Sheriff of Nottingham, Guy of Guisborne, Marion, Will, Allan, Much, and Djaq happened to find a chatroom? This story is all about it. Just a short story (Max. amount of chapters will be 5) containing notes from the episodes and character feelings. Also includes random stuff. Enjoy and Reviews are welcome!

Key:

R-Robin

M-Marion

Mu-Much

D-Djaq

W-Will

A-Allan

S-Sheriff of Nottingham

G-Guy

LJ-Little John

Start: Chapter 1 Why Bob?

R-Hey guys look what I found!

M-Would it possibly be your brain?

R-My dear Marion! I am so heartbroken over your cold comment. No, actually I found this thing that lets you talk to other people all at the same time. I don't know what it happens to be called, but I think that I shall name it…..Bob.

M-….All my hopes on you are wasted.

R-Jeez

Mu- Hey guys, Lady Marion, what's up?

M- The sky.

Mu-…..

R-….

M-You know what, never mind. It was a joke.

Mu-oh…so back to my question.

R-Well I-

M- Robin found this (which allows you to talk to people) and he named it Bob

R-hey!

M-Well if you had explained it we'd be stuck here until July!

Mu-Why Bob?

M-That is exactly what I was going to ask!

A-You two lovebirds plus Much having a lover's spat eh?

Mu-Oi! I resent that. Robin just found Bob 5 minutes ago

A-Why Bob?

M-See Robin, this is what happens when you find something that makes you go crazy. You name it some idiotic name, and then argue with everyone about it. I do not know what I saw in you that made me fall in love.

A-Aw…..

Mu-Aw…..

R-I love you too Marion. Always

D-What? Sorry I missed out. Will and John are boring me with their carving and wood talk. Their arguing over which weapon is more deadly: oak staff of axe?

M-That's just about the stupidest thing I've ever heard of. What do you see in these guys?

R-Well, I have a brilliant answer to both of those questions. It's neither; it's a bow for the first one. And second, Djaq we saved you from slavery.

D-True….too true…why is a bow a better weapon?

A-Yeah why mate? Why not a sword?

Mu-exactly.

R- BECAUSE swords are heavy to carry and hard to maneuver, but they deliver a fatal blow. Bows and arrows can be handled quickly, they are lightweight, and they deliver fatal blows, and can be used as a shield.

M-I feel a migraine coming on….

D&A&Mu- Oh…..I guess it makes sense.

R-See? I'm not crazy at all.

M-Liar.

W-What did I miss?

J-Yeah same here.

R-Everything, from me discovering Bob, to Marion calling me a liar.

W-Way to be specific.

A-In other words, you missed everything.

D-Yup

W-Oh…..

J-This, I do not like.

M-Do you ever?

J-What?

Mu- I think that Marion means is that do you ever like anything? She was referring to you saying, "This I do not like."

A-Yeah mate, it's getting old.

W-Like a moldy piece of oak.

D-is all you ever think about wood?

Everyone besides Djaq and Will- OH HO, WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW?

D-this is extremely awkward.

Mu-Well, if you knew then it wouldn't be, so we're not going to spoil the joke and tell you. See Will? We're good friends.

J-A good joke, I like.

M-Finally

R-Will, is there something you would like to say to our lady friend over there?

W-Yeah actually, Marion, I like your shoes.

A-You idiot!

M-Thanks. Sir Guy got them for me. You know he isn't that bad, he-

R-NOT MARION YOU GIT! DJAQ!

D-Me?

W-Um, since there's no point in resisting, I'll guess that I'll have to. Djaq, I-

S-YOU ARE ALL UNDER ARREST FOR COMMITTING CRIMES AGAINST PRINCE JOHN BY DOING…SOMETHING! GUISBORNE! GET OVER HERE! I CAN'T THINK OF WHAT TO SAY!

G-You called, my lord?

J-This I do not like.

M- neither do I

R-Hello Sheriff come to join our lovely conversation on my friend Bob?

S-…..

G…..

Mu-He-oh forget it I'm not doing this a third time.

End

A/N: How did you like it? Reviews are always welcome. I'll probably post another chapter later.