Missy makes three
by NihilisticAmbition313
Disclaimer: I do not own iCarly, for real
A/N: This is my take on what happened once Carly went to order the smoothies and left Sam and Missy alone at their table, and all that happens afterward...
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-Prologue-
"I'll be right back." Carly said as she left her two best friends, one from the past and one from the present
"Okay..."
Sam and Missy sat in silence for a few moments until Missy finally broke the silence.
"Sam, I have a confession."
"...Eh?"
Missy heaved a long sigh and braced herself for the worst...
"...You know how you think I'm trying to get you out of the way so I can be Carly's best friend again?"
"Yeah...All too well."
Sam almost gagged at the memory of the rancid Persian chocolates Missy had given her for ruining her PearPhone.
"...Sam, the truth is, I was trying to break you and Carly up." Missy said with a tinge of fear in her voice
"...I knew it!" Sam growled as she shot up from her seat, apparently ready to beat Missy to a bloody pulp
"But Sam, listen!"
"To what?"
"To my explanation."
Missy brought her arms up to her face in order to block Sam's possible attack...
"...Guys, what's going on here?" Carly asked as she returned with the trio's order
"Turns out you old BFF was out to get me." Sam replied
"What? Sam, are you still on that?"
"It's true Carly." Missy sorrowfully admitted
"What? Missy?"
"I was out to get rid of Sam and replace her as your best friend. Sam wasn't just being paranoid. It's true."
Carly stood in stunned disbelief...
"...You mean you really were trying to get rid of Sam?"
"Yes."
"...Why?"
"Because...Because I wanted you back all to myself, okay?" Missy almost-tearfully admitted
"Missy, you owe Sam an apology." Carly sternly admonished her old best friend
"I know...Sam, I sorry."
"...Whatever." Sam huffed
"Missy, when you came back I was so happy...You didn't have to feel like you needed to get Sam out of the way. I-"
"I know, I know...But the thing is, out of all the friends I ever had, you were my favorite, and watching you be best friends with another girl on iCarly drove me crazy...Carly, I have a hard time keeping really close friends because I move around the world so much. I just thought that...that..."
Missy began weeping, and Carly instinctively wrapped her arms around her.
Sam raised an eyebrow and sipped her Strawberry Splat smoothie...
