Kehahahhohohohhehehaha coughcough ok...ok this is another of my lame Naruto story. :D enjoy.

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In the country of rock where Deidara is originally from, the zombie team had arrive to do the bounty jobs. It didn't take them too long before they finish. While they are walking through the streets Kakuzu have been extra alert with the money because he didn't want the pick-pocket just come around and waltz his money away even though he could just kill them. But why he would bother doing something like that? Unlike Hidan he's just...had more experience than him. This time Kakuzu wasn't the one who carried the money from the bounty hunting, Hidan is.

"What the F-" Just like Kakuzu had expected pick-pocket.

Kakuzu turn around to see a kid running away from Hidan direction.

Hidan decide to throw the scythe at the kid.

'Oh well, it's the end' thought Kakuzu and Hidan.

Suddenly the kid turns around and somehow manages to smack the scythe with something.

Now that the team zombie could see the kid well than before, the kid is about 150cm the cloth are a bit torn and wore a scarf. After that he didn't really pay attention to anything else.

"Thank you for this, mister" With that she disappears in a puff with the money suitcase.

Hidan mouth was open wide with shock.

"Hidan, you asshole" was all that Kakuzu said.

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"A thief stole the money suitcase?" Pein repeat what they had said to him.

"...yes"

Pein didn't say anything after that for a while.

"How can you let a mere child stole the money not to mention we're the Akatsuki"

Both of them gulp at the same time when the rinnegan eyes are pricing at them.

"Now that you mention that is a kid, try to bring the kid here we might as well start to gather some subordinate, any objections?"

They both shook their head.

"Good, meeting now is dismissed" With that the holograms that been projecting is gone from their meeting place.

Back to the land of rock where the team zombies are at, they start to discuss about how they are going to capture the kid.

"Kakuzu, you dick head, we have been looking for that brat for almost 3 hours! I'm tired!"

"Shut up and continue to look for that brat"

"Arggg-!"

Kakuzu felt a charka nearby, so he followed the sense.

He used the camouflage jutsu to hide himself.

What he saw was the exact same kid...girl actually, is carrying a suitcase of money that he suppose to carry.

The girl takes off her scarf, and opens to suitcase. Her eyes widen a bit as she sees the money in side there. She looks from left to right then she adjusts her scarf again and starts walking toward the cave.

Kakuzu manage to drag Hidan along without Hidan's bitching.

Inside the small cave that she enters was decorate by stolen things like diamonds rings, pearl necklaces and other expensive accessories.

Both of the Akatsuki were wide eye. Why the hell such a small girl stole so many things.

"Holy-" Hidan didn't get to finish his sentence because Kakuzu had shut his mouth with his hand.

Unluckily for them the girl had heard the noise.

"Who's there!?" The girl said ready in her stand.

"Crap, look what you did Hidan" Kakuzu said annoyingly.

"What the fuck! It wasn't my fault you piece of shit!"

"Oh...it's you 2 mister, Mr.cash and Mr... don't worry I'll think a name for you" She said to Hidan.

Kakuzu narrow his eyes at the girl.

"Hush girl, give us back the money"

The girl didn't show much of facial expression because the scarf covers her lower face part.

"But Cash san, this money is what I want" She said while holding the suitcase higher to show them that she really mean it.

Hidan smirk getting his scythe from his back "Why don't you show us your strong determine and we'll decide to let you have it or not"

"For once I agree with you"

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"HHmmff!! Hhhmmmfffmmm!"

"I don't understand a thing, mind repeating that again?" Kakuzu mock the girl while carrying her over his shoulder.

After about 30 min of fighting and kicking that they had done, they finally caught the girl.

"Now, now don't make that face" Hidan said as he walking behind Kakuzu.

"MMeehhhhfffp!"

"You want me to take off the thing?"

She nods quickly.

Kakuzu felt the girl unbalancing her weight on his shoulder.

"Hidan what are you doing?"

"Can I walk, I feel uncomfortable on your shoulders"

Kakuzu shake his head. Why did Hidan have to untie the cloth around her mouth?

"You run and I make sure to dislocate your head, got that?" Kakuzu warn the girl.

Kakuzu put her down.

"..." She stare at him while dust her cloth then she...

"Oh no you don't!" Hidan shout and throw the scythe by instinct (A/N: really? What with Hidan and the scythe?)

The scythe caught her scarf while she was turning (A/N: YAY HIDAN FINALLY HIT SOMETHING!)

Because the way she tie her scarf it tighten when the scythe hit the ground with her scarf and it choke her.

Finally after struggling for a minute Kakuzu decide to tear it out for her.

"You're pathetic, can't even get out of your own scarf" Kakuzu said eyes narrowing to her.

She looked down at the ground and starts to mumble about stuff.

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Finally they are back at the base; with any dislocate human's body. Straight away they have the meeting which dislike to the new girl.

"What's with the tying the girl, she look pretty harmless to me un"

"She tried to run away so I guess Kakuzu can't be bother to fucking catch her again"

"Please be quite" Their leader speaks irritate.

"This girl is not normal from what I have heard from the rumour" He continues while looking through some stack of paper to find the bingo book.

"Name is Yuma, last name is Ayu. Age 15 and a B rank criminal..." He looks up to look at her.

Her eyes look at him like he just had exposed her dark secret

She growl.

"Yuma chan, why don't you introduce yourself?" Tobi chirp happily.

She growl again but got smack by Kakuzu.

"Hmp! My name is the same in the bingo book and also the age too" She eye Kakuzu dangerously.

"Seeing that you two are getting along well with each other, Yuma is now under Kakuzu responsibility" Pein declare ignoring the wide eye girl and the piss off bounty hunter.

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After that faithful day relationship between Yuma and Kakuzu has gone worst unless they're on a mission. It have been almost a month after that day.

Hidan get along quite well with Yuma because they share the same hatred for Kakuzu other than that they're a poker partner (because they get bored easily they don't know what to do and Yuma just have a pack of card which she didn't know why it was with her in the first place)

Despite the fact that Yuma don't really know how to play poker properly (and just throw out a random card) Hidan did enjoy her company even he won't admit it out loud.

"Stupid brat, don't come so close to me" Kakuzu look down at the girl.

"But it's C-O-L-D" She said while tighten her jacket and she start to sneeze.

"I don't know what about you fuck head but I'm cold too" Hidan join with Yuma, tighten his Akatsuki clothing.

"You know there's a saying like...'stupid people don't get sick" Kakuzu told them.

"...I'm not stupid then 'cause I'm getting sick" Yuma said then turn to Hidan.

"...Hey! I know what you're thinking and I'm not stupid"

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"Hurry up! I need to take shower too, bitch" Hidan said through the bathroom door.

Finally she came out with a bit t-shirt on and a big pans.

She stick her toung out at Hidan.

Hidan hit her head gently and then went into the bathroom.

Yuma just sat on the side of the bed.

Kakuzu was being himself only get one bed which is about queen size which means all of them have to share the bed together, which make Yuma feel uncomfortable.

"Aren't you cold?" Kakuzu said out of the blue.

Yuma just nod her head.

"Then come inside the blanket you idiot" Kakuzu said while open the blanket for her as a invitation.

Yuma was confuse, why is he being nice to her? What is he's hidden motivations? Did she piss him off? Why is she asking herself when she knows she won't get answer?

She decides to take the risk and went inside the blanket.

It was warm and cosy inside.

She decides it was best to turn her back at Kakuzu, you never know what he will do.

It's true that she sleep in the same room as Kakuzu and Hidan but not in the same bed.

This is the first time that she will sleep in the same bed with them.

She could feel Kakuzu moving close to her.

She move a bit farther away from him.

"Stop moving away from me you stupid girl" He said while grapping her waist.

She gave him a little yelp.

Yuma feel like she's smaller than she thought and Kakuzu seem to be bigger.

For some reason she feel like Kakuzu is all over her and hovering over her. She didn't like it.

Hidan had finally come out of the bath room.

Hidan ignore the eye contact that Yuma been giving to Hidan.

As the result, Hidan is on the right side of Yuma and Kakuzu is on her left and both are clinging to her.

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Hmmmm...Hmmmm sound like a 3some to me but...I don't know yet. First chapter and it already suck...oh well.