Disclaimer: I don't own Ginny, Lockhart (who would want to own him, anyway?), Harry, Ron, or the Dark Force Defense League. They all belong to J.K. Rowling and her publishers. I guess I own the announcer. Etha owns herself. BTW, I like having eight dollars. So don't sue me. (Why would you want to, anyway?)
Announcer: So, Etha, will you be our contestant tonight?
Etha: No, I don't think so.
Announcer: Okay, Lockhart, will you be a contestant?
Lockhart:...Honorary member of the Dark Force Defense League...
Announcer: Will you be our member?
Lockhart:...of the Dark Force Defense League...
Announcer (impatiently): Will you be our honorary member?
Lockhart:...of the Dark Force Defense League...
Announcer (exasperated): Never mind. Now, Ginny, will you participate?
Ginny: Your breath stinks, you're ugly, and WHERE'S HARRY?
Announcer (nervously): Okie dokie. Now, Ron-
Ron: Eh?
