Author's note: the beginning of a collection of AU Lomille oneshots, each oneshot will exist in a separate universe and will show no matter the circumstances Logan and Camille always find their way back to each other. Requests are welcome for future chapters.

The thing about the Palmwoods was that it was somewhat of a revolving door for teenage wanna-bes and hopefuls alike. It was one thing the more permanent residents could appreciate was that there was always a parade of colourful new faces to keep them… entertained.

"There's a new girl coming today" Carlos bounced up and down excitedly, hitting his friend on the arm repeatedly. Kendall gave him a look of general annoyance "yes Carlos- I heard you the first FOUR times, what of it?"

"What of it?" James echoed in disbelief, he tore off his sunglasses and sat up from the deck chair he had been tanning himself on. "Your recent FAILED relationship has made you celibate- it's ALWAYS good news when there's a new girl." He high fived Carlos who flopped down on the chair next to him, Kendall rolled his eyes at them "first of all my relationship with Jo didn't fail we split up over creative differences, I saw myself in a relationship and she saw herself in New Zealand... Anyway it's only exciting because they don't know of your reputation yet," he wiggled his eyebrows at James.

Carlos pouted and crossed his arms "I haven't got a reputation- so I think I should have first dibs on the new girl!" he gave James a triumphant look and James returned it with a look of shock before whining to Kendall "KKKKKKeeendallll- he CAN'T just call dibs when he hasn't even seen her!"

Carlos pulled out a thick book emblazoned with the words 'Book of Pranks' perching a pair of spectacles on his nose as he opened the book to the correct page. "No so- according to the word of the grand high Sir Lord Prankington" Carlos paused as they all saluted reverently. "I may call retroactive dibs on a girl if the apposing party has called dibs on the last three girls" he slammed the book closed with triumph.

James pursed his lips in annoyance and then paused and took in Carlos appearance "hey- what's up with the glasses?" Carlos shrugged and pushed the glasses up his nose with a smirk "I know a guy."

"Well in any case- I've only called dibs on two girls in a row," James folded his arms and turned to Kendall "judge ruling!" Kendall nodded, "one second" he ducked down reappearing wearing a powdered judge wig and a monocle. "Okay- proceed."

"Okay- now where did you get the monocle?" James asked in annoyance and Carlos smirked "I introduced him to my guy" Kendall grinned and readjusted his monocle fondly. "Bribery" James accused pointing a horrified finger at Kendall who gave him a mock look of outrage "never- anyway I've reviewed the evidence."

"When?" Carlos asked curiously and Kendall sent him a sharp smile "when I was putting on my wig- I find the proceedings to be in Carlos' favour." Carlos whooped and James let out a cry of outrage and jumped up almost running head first into a black haired boy carrying a lot of luggage. "Woah- sorry bro," James said as he steadied the guy.

"No harm done" he shrugged "could you direct me to the manager- he wasn't at the front desk."

A large smile crossed James face that made the dark hair boy shift uncomfortably; "certainly- he's over by the pool, wrecking Kendall's little sister's card game." He pointed past the pool to where the portly man was snatching a watch out of Katie's hands. "Thank you" he said politely and gave him an unsure smile, "James" James supplied and the boy nodded "James- I'll remember that."

He ran off and James turned in victory pointing after the boy "that," he laughed "is the 'new girl' you just called dibs on!" Carlos' mouth hung open and James cackled at his facial expression. Kendall gave the new guy an assessing look with a mischievous grin "well Carlos- you could do worse… and he looks about your height too, it's perfect."

Carlos snatched the wig from Kendall's head and threw it at him in a huff "I liked it better when we were picking on James." James let out an insulted sound but Kendall nodded and pushed James into the pool, "that IS more fun isn't it?"

"YOU GUYS SUCK!"

******BTR******

Katie was sulking in the lobby; Bitters had put an end to her poker game prematurely and had disqualified her winnings. She was already thinking of ways to get them back, all she needed was an accomplice but the talent for this kind of job was a little limited at the Palmwoods.

She needed someone tough, someone not afraid to break the rules, someone…

A girl walked past her, trying to pull several guitars along with her. She was, in a word, kind of badass- certainly not someone you'd usually see at the Palmwoods. Her hair was streaked with red; she was wearing tight black pants and a fitted black blazer adorned with anti-establishment buttons.

She'd do.

"Hey new girl" Katie called out and the girl stopped and cast her heavy lidded eyes in her direction "hey… little girl?" She responded with a small quirk of her lip, Katie smirked and crossed her arms; this girl obviously had no idea who she was talking to. That would work in her favour.

"How do you feel about the establishment bringing you down?" The girl raised a perfectly manicured eyebrow at Katie and looked down at her blazer and then up at Katie with a smirk. "I have… strong feelings about the matter" she chucked a CD to Katie, who caught it with ease "take a listen to this before you try to con me into whatever scheme you're hatching."

Katie gave the girl an appraising look, before turning away from the girl with a small approving smirk. The new girl took this as permission to move on and Katie was busy searching through her memory banks for someone who could be a good accomplice to her future heist.

She looked down at the dark CD cover 'Lucy Stone' Katie catalogued it in her mind before opening the cover to read the songs. Her eyebrows climbed high into her hairline in a matter of seconds "Teenage Anarchy, Eat my dog and Cut it off and… oh gross!"

She turned back to Lucy "Hey Lucy!" she called out "you need any help?"

Lucy looked up in surprise and grinned, "Oh God yes- you won't believe how much music crap I have in my car!" Katie walked up to her and took a guitar shaped like an axe almost tipping at the weight of it. "I'm Katie" she introduced herself as she tried to find a safe way to carry the dangerous guitar, Lucy shot her a smile "nice to meet you Katie, I think I've seen you in a commercial about soap- are you an actress?"

"Oh hell no, I'm here because my brother's in a band… I had to do a commercial if I wanted to go to the Palmwoods School. You need to be apart of the union to go there."

"You have a brother?" Lucy's face lit up and Katie made a face, hoping this wasn't where she asked her if he was cute and single.

"Is he strong?"

Katie looked at the guitar in her hand and then grinned, "you know what… he kind of is."

******BTR******

Katie dragged the boys along the corridor, "baby sisterrr" Kendall whined, "What are we doing? We were chillaxing at the pool!" Katie rolled her eyes "yeah? Well now you're going to help the new girl move her stuff."

"Katie- I don't know when the last time you had your eyes checked was BUT the only person moving in is a GUY." James told her in a patronizing tone "and Carlos had first dibs so don't even go there" Kendall sniggered, ducking out of Carlos hitting range. "Guuuuuuyys" he whined "that is SO not cool!"

"You guys are idiots" she stopped outside of apartment 3B "LUCY is clearly a girl- and kind of a badass."

"She's right you know" the door opened and Lucy leant across the frame with a smirk playing on her lips. The boys froze in shock, Katie stepped away from them and sighed "does this happen a lot around you?" Lucy shrugged "depends on the outfit… and the guy."

"Boys are stupid" Katie muttered and clapped her hands close to their ears, knocking them out of their trance.

"Um we're going to need a minuet to confer" Kendall held up a finger and dragged the other two boys away from the apartment.

"What the hell?" James practically yelled once they were a suitable distance away from the girls "THAT was no dude!" Carlos' face lit up "does that mean I still have dibs?" James stamped his foot "it most certainly does not- you claimed dibs on that dude, meaning the retroactive dibs clause is no longer in affect and I may call dibs."

"DIBS!" they both screamed at the same time and then turned to Kendall for a ruling, he sighed and ducked down, reappearing with his wig on. "What happened to your monocle?" James asked pointing at Kendall's monocle-less face "YOU broke it when we got into that fight by the pool. You shouldn't be aloud to pile drive someone wearing a monocle- we should put that in the book."

"Who cares?" Carlos cried impatiently "who has dibs?" James nodded along vigorous. "Neither of you do" Katie told them, popping up between them, causing all three boys to scream, "she wouldn't date either of you two dorks!"

"What do you know, baby sister?" Kendall asked voiced full of suspicion, Katie rolled her eyes "not much; her name is Lucy Stone- something you didn't know when you decided to call dibs which is classy I'm sure. She wants to be a rock star, she's eighteen and lives alone."

"Well not completely alone" Lucy agreed popping up behind them, making them all jump. She clapped her hands together "Katie told me about you guys too- Kendall, Carlos and James co-founders of a boy band."

"Vocal group" Kendall corrects her immediately "due to our various shenanigans and arrests our boss said it was best we DON'T try and market ourselves as a boy band, Big Time Rush is a vocal group."

"Arrests?" She asked with a hint of interest "oh wait- you're Big Time Rush? I've heard of you, you're music is… cute."

"She thinks we're cute" Carlos nudged James and James gave him a thumbs up. Kendall held up his hand "wait, no she didn't. She said our MUSIC was cute!"

"It is cute and catchy and fun to dance to," she gave him a slightly patronising smile "but it just doesn't rock." Kendall let out an annoyed sound and got up close to her face, "we rock! We totally rock!"

"Maybe" she said like she didn't believe it "but your music sure doesn't" Kendall moved away a little so he could gesture wildly "well yeah- well WE have a new album coming out and it totally rocks." She crossed her arms and raised her eyebrow "we'll see."

"Well not that this isn't entertaining," Katie stood between them, "but we need to get the rest of your stuff."

"My car's out front"

The boys ended up carrying up a drum set, another guitar, a keyboard and a cowbell.

Lucy was actually enjoying herself, the boys from Big Time Rush weren't like anyone she'd ever met- and probably twice as thrill seeking as any rock star she'd come across. Plus it was endlessly entertaining when Kendall tried to convince her that the same band that had produced hits like 'boyfriend' and 'counting on you' could 'rock.' He obviously didn't have a very good understanding of what rock was- but she had a feeling she wouldn't mind teaching him.

They heaved the last of it out in front of her apartment; she turned to them with a grin. "Thanks guys- I think we're going to be great friends" James let out a high pitch scream and pointed at her accusingly "friendzone- we we're just put in the friendzone!" He looked around at all the instruments he'd helped carry and let out another yelp "and we helped you move in! This is awful!"

"What's the friendzone?" Carlos asked curiously, "lights" James commanded and the lights dimmed, he pulled out a torch and put it under his face. "The friendzone is a dark, cold place full of ex-boyfriend talk, rides to the airport and" he gestured at the apartment "helping her move."

Carlos let out a scream "I don't like the friendzone!" and James nodded deliberately. Kendall clapped his hands and the lights went back to normal, he smacked James over the head and turned to Lucy "don't listen to those idiots- we would love to be friends with you."

"No, no we don't" James said firmly "I don't believe in being friends with girls!" Lucy crossed her arms and Kendall snorted "oh yeah? What about, I don't know- Camille?" James shrugged "Camille doesn't count."

Carlos rolled his eyes "does to- you even made out with her and then told her you just wanted to be friends."

"After she told him it had been a heat of the moment thing and that she wasn't actually attracted to him," Kendall muttered to Lucy who sniggered. "LOOK Camille doesn't count- she's not like regular girls," he looked for confirmation and Kendall conceded, "okay, true."

"So regular rules shouldn't apply!"

"But what about your friends who have girlfriends- are you not friends with them?" Lucy asked voiced thick with doubt "it hasn't really come up- the only one of us who has ever had a serious girlfriend is Kendall!" Lucy made a motion with her hand for him to elaborate, "well don't you like…"

"Jo- her name was Jo" Kendall supplied sullenly "she left me for a country that's upside down and infested with hobbits."

"Well did you like Jo when she wasn't being a deserter?" Lucy asked James and the tall boy shrugged "we didn't see her much, she was on this show that kept her super busy otherwise she was on dates with Kendall- and we weren't aloud to come- but I guess bro's girlfriends would be okay."

"Well what about a girl who already HAS a boyfriend… would that count?" Lucy pressed and James shrugged "sure… if their off the market I guess friendship would be the only option- but what does that matter?"

Lucy kicked her door open to reveal her small apartment; it was pretty stark with the exception of a couch. On that couch was a familiar dark haired new guy eating a sandwich. "Big Time Rush and Katie," Lucy gestured to the guy who looked up from eating his sandwich to wave "this is my boyfriend Logan."

He gave James a crooked smile "I believe we already met… James right?"

******BTR******

Katie ended up recruiting Camille instead of Lucy, since she and her boyfriend were spending the day unpacking. Camille had just landed a role in 'Spy High' so didn't even realise she was breaking the law- just getting 'immersed' in the character.

Kendall stayed behind to help set up while the other two boys decided to try their luck with girls at the pool.

"So Logan," Kendall addressed the shorter boy as they worked together to move the couch. "How long have you and Lucy been together?" Logan seemed unsure but finally answered "oh well um… Lucy and I have been friends most of our lives but-"

"But we decided to take it to the next level about a year ago" Lucy butted in, moving the TV nosily before moving over to Logan and kissing her boyfriend on the cheek. "Isn't that right babe?"

"We've certainly become a lot closer this last year" he confirmed and then shooed her off back to where she was supposed to be setting up the bedroom. "So are you out here to be a rock star?" Kendall grinned, "you guys have enough instruments to start TWO bands."

"Well um- I played most of the instruments on Lucy's demos, but I'm only filling in until she can put a proper band together. She said it's important in the rock genre not to be a solo act, so until she finds a group, I'm kind of her band."

"But that's not what you want to do?" Kendall asked, the other boys body language was very closed off and unsure of himself, he hardly seemed like someone who was in a rock band. "No I intend to be a doctor," he admitted "probably a surgeon- but when Lucy asked me to move out here with her… well I could hardly say no."

"Wow so you're like a genius then?" Kendall asked enthusiastically.

"God yes" Lucy called from the bedroom "Logan has a 4.8 GPA AND he used to volunteer down at the hospital so he knows tons about medical stuff."

Kendall gave Logan an appraising look before giving him a very soft smile "and then you moved out here… you must really love her." Kendall thought about Jo, if he had loved her as much as he claimed to have… maybe he should have followed her to New Zealand. But he just couldn't outweigh all the things he would loose from that move.

"Yeah I do" Logan shoot Lucy and fond look and she made a face at him "plus it's not that big a sacrifice as your thinking- I've been living mostly independently for a good while now. It's nice to have a room mate."

Kendall looked around the shoebox apartment "well you guys are gonna get sick of each other really fast." Lucy laughed, "as long as I make room for a study area I think we'll be fine" they finally positioned the couch and sat down, Logan shrugged "I'm not that hard to please."

Lucy collapsed on top of them "argh- too tired to unpack!" she let her feet rest in Kendall's lap but Kendall quickly smacked her foot "YOU'RE tired? Logan and me are the ones doing all the heavy lifting! What have you done?"

"Hey I did things!" she cried defensively and Logan rolled his eyes "sure you did Lu only I set up most of the stuff in the bedroom when you enlisted a boy band to do the only job you had to do today."

"Vocal group" Kendall and Lucy corrected him simultaneously, they shared a smile and then Lucy got up and sat on the floor in protest of Logan's unreasonable accusations. Kendall looked over at Logan for a calculating second before he poked him in the side. "Logie" he whined, "You owe me pizza!"

"What?" Logan asked incredulously, he'd never been called Logie before. Not even by Lucy; who had a slew of other embarrassing nicknames for him. "Pizza! It's like the unwritten rule of moving, that you buy me pizza and beer!" He looked up at Logan with unreasonably big eyes and Logan scratched the back of his head and gave the tall boy a smile, "well…"

"AHahahahaha he called you LOGIE that's hysterical" Lucy laughed rolling around on the floor. Logan picked the throw rug he had draped over the couch on top of her "you shouldn't throw stones from your glasshouse Lulu."

"Lulu" Kendall snickered "that could be a porn name." Lucy stood up with as much dignity as she could muster, "yes well Kendall and Logan are girls names" she turned on her heel "come on we're going to Kendall's place."

"Why?" Logan asked but followed her, "cause we're to poor to buy him pizza, but you're pretty good at making it." Logan sighed and gestured at the door to Kendall "then lead on fearless leader.

Kendall smiled happily "awesome." He could already taste the pizza.

******BTR******

Pizza making hit a snag due to the lack of actual ingredients in the Knight's pantry and Kendall was on the phone to Camille- or Agent Milla Stark as she seemed to be going by for the day. He pretended to be her commanding officer, and told her he had a special mission for her; to retrieve pizza bases, pizza sauce and fresh tomatoes and return to base.

"So she's like an extreme method actress?" Logan asked with a grin "so you're what? Playing into her delusions then?"

"I'm not playing into anything- she doesn't THINK she's the character, but she immerses herself in roles. If she was just being Camille I'd just ask her to bring the stuff over- but as Agent Milla Stark I need to be General Specific and give her an assignment."

Logan snickered "General Specific? Oxymoron much?" Lucy was standing at the top of the swirly slide and called down "what's an oxymoron?" she slide down the slide in one deft move and landed on her butt once she reached the bottom. "You're an oxymoron," Logan muttered and Kendall giggled maddeningly.

"Hey are you making fun of me?" she called and charged at him, tackling him and tickling his sides "only always" he laughed and tried to pull away. Kendall snickered at the too and then his eyebrows creased in confusion "but seriously what's a oxymoron?"

The door swung open and a women with black hair in a trench coat summersaulted into the room. She was holding a shopping bag and slunk up to Kendall "GenErall Speceefick" she purred in a thick Russian accent, she saluted Kendall and Kendall stood to attention and saluted back. "I 'ave de package."

"Is dit all there?" he mimicked her Russian accent poorly, "Da." She turned to Logan and Lucy is suspicion she pointed a manicured finger at them "what is this? Filthy American spies- how could you be so blind, General specific!" Her accent seemed to slip a bit in her intensity.

Logan raised his hands "Нет, вы ошибаетесь, мисс Старк, я не американский шпион. Я, как мудрый работает русское правительство, я очень тесно сотрудничаем с Генеральным Конкретные по международным делам. Радуйся Родины."***

Camille and Kendall stopped and gaped at Logan openly "what?" he asked nervously "weren't we supposed to be playing along?" Camille snapped back into character but there was something extra in her smirk and she played with the top button on Logan's black button up. "Oh dhat is right" she purred "Mr?"

"Logan, um Logan Mitchell" he gave her an awkward smile, "we will meet again soon Mr Mitchell. But if we don't-" she ran her hand along the space between two of his buttons on his shirt and pulled him forward, pressing a short passionate kiss to his lips. "Remember me."

She sauntered out leaving to very shocked people and one paralyzed Logan. Kendall clapped in front of his face, "um- so that was Camille." Logan's eyes were locked on the door Camille had just sauntered through. "She… is something…"

Kendall laughed awkwardly "yeah… she's not usually… okay she IS usually that forward but she's not usually a spy- I'll talk to her." He told Lucy quickly she looked up startled "oh um yeah? I mean yes. You'd better- I don't want that Russian hussy all over my man."

Logan ghosted his fingers over his lips before he turned back to Lucy blushing, "um Lu…?" Lucy shot him a smile "don't worry about it Logan- I SAW how it went down."

He cleared his throat and picked up the bag, "let's make some pizza then, shall we?"

******BTR******

Logan smoothed out the blankets on the fold out couch and Lucy leant against the doorframe to the bedroom. "Are you sure you don't want to sleep in the bed- it's a big bed and it's not like everyone doesn't think you're sleeping there anyway…"

"No that would be improper," he glared at her "and thank you SO much for including me in this fake relationship charade you've got going on. Cause THAT'S how I wanted to start over at a new place, by lying to our new friends."

Lucy rolled her eyes and flopped down on the couch "don't be like that Logie" she cooed and Logan winced at the new nickname "you know you're only pissed cause that fake Russian chick was all over you and you can't go after her now."

"That's not even it! I don't KNOW Camille but it does irk me that I'm not going to get the chance- why did you make up that stupid lie?"

"You didn't SEE Carlos and James- they were being ultra competitive and I can't HANDLE guys right now, you know?"

"Their not douchebags like your certifiable ex- well okay, James seemed like kind of a douche but you shouldn't be hiding from this." He sat back down and wrapped his arm around her "you broke up with Jonny- we moved halfway across the country away from crappy home lives and abusive parents. You've wanted this since we were eleven, just try and enjoy it okay?"

She gripped the blanket "maybe I'm not ready to be out there, at least not in a romantic capacity… PLEASE Logan, it wont be forever. Just for now…"

Logan pried her hands off the blanket and he held them close to his heart "whenever you're ready to let go of the safety blanket… I guess I shouldn't be surprised, I mean, you took me with you."

"I couldn't leave you behind L, you're my best friend" she smiled "I'm not sure how to work an oven- someone's gotta do the cooking." He laughed and shoved her and she shoved him back "okay then you're in charge of cleaning."

He got up and walked over to the bedroom, "hey Logan, where are you going?" She called out and he turned back to smirk at her, "hey I never said I was going to be sleeping on the couch."

He shut the door. Minuets later he heard banging "come on Logan! I don't wanna sleep on the couch!"

Tomorrow they would work out a system to alternate who slept on the bed but for now… revenge was sweet.

******BTR******

"Look at him flirting it up with Camille while his girlfriend isn't around," James said bitterly watching Logan and Camille talking in the lobby. "They're just talking James- they're friends" Carlos rolled his eyes "what do you have against Logan man? Ever since he moved here you've been down on him."

"It doesn't bother you that he's dating the hottest girl at the Palmwoods and is all buddy, buddy with Kendall- next think you'll know he'll be wanting to join the band!"

"I'm just not sure what I'm going to do for school Camille, I mean I'm happy that Lucy found a band but I need to be in the union if I want to go to the Palmwoods school." Logan sighed and Camille patted him "You could go to a public school... I think they have a good one near by…"

"Where I won't know anyone?" Logan asked aghast Camille smiled and patted the seat next to him. "Well maybe we can find you a small role to play… that way you can go to the Palmwoods School." Logan turned to her in surprise "you would help me?"

"Of course Logan," she grinned "we're friends right?"

"…Right" he said with a bit of regret in his voice "it's… really wonderful being friends with you." She gave him a warm look "I'm just glad Lucy is cool with us being friends, after all I did make quite an impression when we first met."

Logan sighed heavily with a dreamy expression "yeah Milla… the one that got away" he sent her a smirk "it's a shame you rapped up last week- I quite liked her." Camille smacked him lightly "perv" then gave him a saucy grin "but… if you're attached, maybe you can be my plus one to the premiere?"

"It has a premiere?" Logan asked excitedly and Camille let out a low chuckle, and leaned in and took his hand "though I could always take you to a… private screening?"

Logan sat back a little startled and then laughed, "Kendall said you were forward." Camille sent him an honest smile and slipped back into what Logan was distinguishing to be her actual personality, "and Kendall said you were loyal- that's good. I don't think I'd like you half as much if you weren't."

He cleared his throat, blush high on his cheeks "well… um are you excited for the premiere?" she flushed with excitement "God yes! It's my first real movie, like that's not straight to video crap… the offer still stands if you want to come…"

Kendall plops down between them holding three smoothies "what's going on guys?" he passes Logan a blue smoothie "check it out, they're doing his and her smoothies again!" Camille went to grab the pink smoothie but Kendall held it out of reach "no way- the pink one's mine!"

Camille shrugged and took the blue smoothie, clacking it together with Logan's behind Kendall's back. "So what were you guys talking about?" Kendall sipped his pink smoothie enthusiastically and Camille shrugged "we were talking about where Logan can go to school- since he's not in the union."

"You're not in the union?" Kendall asked in surprise, dribbling pink down his chin, "but you play all those instruments!" he sloshed his smoothie around as he exclaimed enthusiastically, Logan shrugged "sure- but I'm not getting paid to play- I need to be in a band getting regular gigs like Lucy… but I don't really want to commit to a band cause I'm not gonna wanna stay for the long haul."

"Acting is different than music" Camille piped up "one commercial keeps you golden for a year as long as you pay the union fees." Logan groaned into his hands "what I NEED is a steady paying job… it's not too bad for Lucy, she works at the coffee place during the day and gigs at night but I'm still in school and I still need to pay rent."

"What you need is a steady gig" a look crossed Kendall's face like he's had the best idea ever. "Something that will accommodate for your schooling hours AND be fun!"

"Kendall- it's a lovely thought but truly no such job exists" Logan sighed but Kendall put his arm around Logan and laughed like Logan were not quite grasping the magnitude of his awesomeness.

"Logan how do you feel about Big Time Rush's music?"

******BTR******

"Quit it" James called out in irritation as Carlos tried to rub his stomach "never, you have magic powers I MUST rub your belly for good luck." Kendall pulled them apart "that's buddas Carlos, not psychic's."

"Why is James psychic?" Gustavo boomed through the glass of their recording booth "because" Logan answered "apparently he predicted my arrival- though he theorised I would be a member of the band" he gestured at the boys "and not a member of the band" he gestured to the musicians around him.

"It's cool though right?" Kendall asked enthusiastically "you can even come on tour with us- AND you're our practice guitarist!"

"What happened to the OLD guitarist?" James asked in annoyance, "he took a sudden and unexpected fall down the steps out the back" Kendall told him brightly. "But they're only two steps" Carlos pointed out "how did he manage that?" Kendall shrugged "fate- fate wanted Logie to be on guitar!"

"ALRIGHT EVERYBODY SHUT UP! Thanks to the guitarist's ANNOYING girlfriend we have created a rocking new song Paralysed which admittedly had good feedback from the initially angry mob formed when we blocked the street."

"I STILL don't see how they didn't get arrested for that," Logan muttered to the drummer who snorted.

"QUIET GUITARIST! Look so it's well tested but we still need to record the version for the CD so we're working on that this afternoon- and I want it perfect do you UNDERSTAND? PERFECT!"

Logan strummed his guitar and the song began, and Logan got the chance to listen to them sing. It was nice- Lucy had been generous to call it rock, but I think she was mostly impressed that they had played it in the middle of traffic causing a pile up just so she could hear the song on the eight o'clock news.

Lucy was getting more comfortable around the boys but every second he thinks she might be ready to call the charade quits, she gets a whiff of the cigarettes her ex smoked or would hear their song on the radio. She didn't like the idea of being on the market.

But sooner of later Logan was going to develop real feelings for Camille and she was just going to have to deal with the fallout.

There was a knock on the window and he looked up to see Lucy waving at him, he put his guitar down and realised she was fighting with Gustavo. Everyone filed out of the recording booth.

"They've been at it for hours- it's time for a dinner break, that's against union laws."

"YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO-"

"Actually Gustavo they ARE scheduled to have a break…"

Logan pulled Lucy away from the fray "are you TRYING to get me fired?" he hissed and she held up a bag of sandwiches "I brought you dinner jackass- and don't worry I bought them some." He opened the bag and fished out a turkey and mayo sandwich "aw- aren't you the best fake girlfriend ever."

"You better believe it."

"Did you bring us anything?" James asked hopefully walking over to them with the other guys. "Just this" Lucy fished around the bag and pulled out her hand, flipping him off "bite me James Diamond" he shot her a flirtatious look "I'd love to" and he wiggled his eyebrows.

"Dude" Logan complained and James rolled his eyes "RElax Logan- it's just me being friendly… you know like you and Camille."

Lucy raised her eyebrow at Logan and Logan raised his hands, "it's not even like that." Completely for show it was completely like that, and Lucy knew it too. Kendall nudged James hard "dude SO not cool."

"LOGAN I GOT THE PART!"

Suddenly Logan was tackled to the floor, "Camille?" he asked deliriously as Camille helped him up "sorry, sorry I'm just so excited! I was just offered the role of the vampire on HBOs new show about a werewolf and Vampire living together! It's called Something Normal a working title and guess what! I didn't even audition! They OFFFERED me the role, the writer said he had me in mind since he saw me in Spy High!"

Logan hugged her and spun her around "that's great Camille! What did your dad say?" she paused "oh- you're the first person I told I'm just SO excited!"

She looked around suddenly taking stock in her surroundings "oh um hi guys."

"Congratulations" Lucy said after a moment and hugged her "I think you'll be a great blood sucker."

******BTR*******

"Why did you rent all these questionable movies Logan?" Lucy asked sitting on the couch in her pyjamas and picked up the first movie "Mermaid cove 4, Kung fu babysitter? Logan seriously?" Logan snatched Kung fu babysitter from her "quiet you it is MY turn to choose the movies for movie night."

He busies himself with the DVD player and Lucy turns the Mermaid cove 4 over.

The mermaids are back in an all-new adventure, but it's danger under the sea as well as on land. Can Michelle (Jessis Mich Halloween city 3, choir boy) keep her secret? Can Rebecca (Elisa Riley Mermaid Cove 3) stay with her one true love Brett (Jett Stenson Drake from New Town High fame) and will Danielle (Camille Roberts Kung Fu baby sitter, Rebecca and Juliet) keep it together or let everything apart?

Enter the Magic Mermaid Cove and find out!

Lucy raised her eyebrow and then looked up where Logan was messing with the DVD player. "Missing Camille?" She asked with some amusement "what? Don't be ridiculous! Ah! It's working!"

Cheesy music started playing and Camille ran across the screen with a backpack on her shoulder on the sidewalk, she jumped up and grabbed a tree branch and swung over an innocent dog. She kept running and stole a kid's skateboard doing various tricks and outrunning mooks while trying to get to her final destination… school.

"This is terrible" Lucy told him stuffing her mouth full of popcorn "so is your music," he snapped back and Lucy snorted "touchy." Logan stole some of the popcorn and sunk into the couch "I- I heard it got excellent reviews he muttered and didn't take his eyes from the screen.

"Oh my God you're pathetic," she laughed and Logan threw popcorn at her "you know I wouldn't HAVE to be pathetic" he glared at her. She sighed, "I know you're right" she patted his arm, he turned to her and prompted her "but…" she shook her head "no but, I need to move on and you… you should be happy."

"Really?" he jumped up and then sat back down "wait… who are you moving on too?"

Lucy flushed "well… Kendall seems nice…" Logan sunk down in the couch "no Lucy you can't! I LIKE HIM!" Lucy rolled her eyes "I thought you liked CAMILLE Logan, way to be greedy!"

"You know what I meant- if you date him and dump him you'll wreck him and by friend laws I am no longer aloud to be friends with him" he crossed his arms "I have to WORK with him Lu, I'm his friend!"

"It doesn't have to be serious, I mean… he's on the rebound, I'm on the rebound…"

"No, I forbid it!" Logan threw his hands up in the air and then grabbed his coat and walked to the door "you forbid it? Logan you can't- wait where are you going?"

"To find Camille" he called out "but she's on location!" she laughed. He stuck his head back into the apartment and smirked at her "like I'd let that stop me."

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"So let me get this straight," Kendall said in confusion, "you and Lucy were never a thing?" Logan nodded and Kendall took that as encouragement to continue "And you and CAMILLE… aren't a thing?" Logan nodded "but not for much longer if I could GET THROUGH THE BLASTED TRAFFIC!"

"So what does that have to do with you kidnapping me for this road trip?" Kendall laughed; Logan gave him a grin and patted Kendall on the knee "I'm protecting your virtue Kendall."

"My virtue was compromised?" Kendall snorted and Logan nodded gravely "yes- so I'm kind of like a hero."

"Let's hope James and Carlos can cover for me or my mum will be calling you kind of like a kidnapper."

"I also wanted you here because" Logan blushed "well you're kind of a romantic guy and I kind of need your advice." Kendall laughed, "You think I'm a romantic?" Logan nodded "Camille told me how you were with Jo." Kendall coloured "oh well… there's nothing to it. Don't be ah- big and flashy-just straight from the heart."

"And that works?" Logan asked curiously and Kendall nodded "every time."

They pulled up to the location; the scene seemed to be wrapping up so Logan bolted out of the car. A man stopped him "sir- you can't be here" Logan gave him an annoyed look "oh um- I'm a friend of Camille's I just-"

"Logan?" a girl- not Camille asked "yes?" he replied cautiously, she grabbed his hand and shook it enthusiastically "Oh hi I'm Jesse SaintCloud I'm Camille's co-star, she is going to DIE when she sees you here. Which is good I guess since she's playing a vampire…"

She led him to a small dressing room and leaves him to knock on the door. He spends several minuets contemplating it, trying to think what he actually has to say when the door opens.

"Logan?"

"Um hi."

"Hi."

There were no words and later there was a lot to discuss, but in that moment there was just a kiss.

Logan would always describe it as perfect- even if Camille did cut his mouth open with her fake fangs.

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*** Russian: No, you are mistaken Miss Stark, I am not an American spy. I am like wise working for the Russian Government; I work very closely with General Specific for international affairs. Hail the motherland.

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