Let's pretend that Minato never died sealing the fox in Naruto(yes he still has the demon just that Minato didn't die doing it)and Kushina lives in the whirlpool village and is daughter of the King Kawataki(I'm guessing how should I know what the frickin leader of the whirlpool country is called).Naruto is 3 in this Fanfiction for the time being. Also in this fan fiction we are going to pretend Obito never died .Off the subject for a second has anyone else thought Sakura might be Naruto's sister like think for a minute we've only heard Sakura's mom 1 time and if you look in her room befour time skip she has an outfit in her room similar to the 4th hokage's robe and red hair plus blond hair in anime could equal pink hair and we don't know Kushina's eye color maybe it is green. This part of the chapter takes place on November 16(No I don't know the year).

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It had been a long morning for both father and son, they had both spent the morning in the Hokage's office with endless paperwork. Minato was getting frustrated with how many mission requests they were getting and all the paperwork from the war. Naruto was bored out of his mind, he didn't have any friends so he stayed with his father at all times except when he would visit his mother. He got so bored he actually counted the hairs on his arm for an hour, by the 1:00 Naruto's patients had gone far past it's limits.

"Tou-san I'm bowered," wined Naruto tugging at his father's pants.

"I know Naruto, but I'm really busy right now," said Minato will reading Mission reports.

"Dere's nothing fun tado wound here when can I go visit Mommy," asked Naruto grabbing on to the edge of the desk trying to pull his face over it.

"I told you ,Naruto, your mom's village is at war right now so you can't see her for a while and

they are Konah's allies so I'm swamped with paper work," replied Minatogently pushing his son off his desk.

"Okay," Said Naruto sighing walking in front of his father's desk.

"I'm sorry Naruto if you behave today we can go out for dinner an have some ramen," said Minato smiling nervously.

"W-weally?!" asked Naruto hopefully.

"Yes," replied Mioanto returning to his work. When Naruto heard that he silenced and sat down not moving an inch.

An hour later Minato looked up from his paper worked and thought it was weird Naruto usually would have cracked by now with all the silence. "Naruto, are you okay?" asked Minato.

"Naruto?" asked Minato as he stood up and poked his son on the shoulder.

"Naruto?" asked Minato as Naruto disappeared in a puff of smoke.

"NARUTO!"

"Why did I teach how to do that," thought Minato.

"Okay if he's not home in 20 minutes I'll look for him."

(With Naruto)

"What are doing here runt," asked Iruka.

"'m not wunt!" yelled Naruto.

"Then, how did you know I was talking to you?" asked Iruka smirking.

"Cause yous made eye contact stupid," replied Naruto sticking is tongue out.

"Well it's hard looking down that far," laughed Iruka.

"Are you calling me short?!"

"You said it not me," smirked Iruka.

"I 's not wittle!"

"Then why am I three times your size?"

"Cause yous 14 and I 's only 3 dummy head," Said Naruto scrunching up his face.

"Still I was taller then that when I was your age."

"Maybe cause yous a giant…"

"Well I probably look like a giant to you runt."

"DOP CALLIN E DAT!

"Well, I'd love to continue this battle of wits, but I've got to go do training so I can be an instructor at the academy."

"Why, cause yous awraid of dieing on a misshin?" smirked Naruto.

"…"

"What you say runt," said Iruka picking up Naruto by the shirt.

"I said...yous afwaid...of death."

"Shut up! I just want to make sure that the next generation of shinobi aren't idiots like you!"

"Shu up cowawd."

Iruka threw Naruto against a wall and said," I'll let you go this time, but you'd better watch what

you say not everyone would spare your life."

Naruto just sat there he didn't know why Iruka was always mean to him, or why people look at him like some sort of monster. Why did they call him the demon, he just had it sealed in him. "Am I really the nine tailed fox?" that's what Naruto kept asking himself. Why me… He didn't get any of it so he just stayed watching Iruka leave angrily.

"Naruto, what are you doing in this part of the village ,"asked Jiraiya helping Naruto up.

"Twying to find someding fun to do," lied Naruto he was original trying to do that, but after thinking about stuff like that he was too sad.

"You should get home your father's probably worried about you."

"Nah, he busy with paper wok he probably didinit even relies I wefted," said Naruto looking at his feet frowning.

"Hey, cheer up he won't be busy forever," said Jiraiya smiling.

"But he will be most of the time."

"Hey, some kids don't even have parents like Iruka."

"Iwuka, doseinit have pawents?"

"No, the nine tails fox killed them when he was 11."

"So, i's my fault dat's why he doseinit wike me…"

"HEY, you are NOT the nine tails fox don't ever let anyone convince you that you are!"

"Okay," said Naruto still depressed.

"Hey, why don't you spend some time with me to get your mind of it I'll create a clone and tell your father so he won't worry, okay?"

"Yeah, dat sounds fun!"

Jiraiya made a shadow clone and the real one went to take Naruto to the bath house.

(Hokage office)

"Okay, that's it I'm leaving Naruto if your safe your dead."

"Minato, I took Naruto to hang out with me don't worry he's fine."

"Oka- wait where are you taking him?"

"Just to…do some research," said Jiraiya smiling.

"NANI(WHAT)?!"

"He's only a three year old he dosen't need to see naked women!"

"I saw my first naked woman when I was 3 and look how I turned out."

"Minato?" asked Jiraiya as he realized his former student had left.

(Streets of Konah)

Minato was running at full speed dodging alot of people and things.

"Don't worry Naruto I won't let you turn into a pervert," thought Minato.

(Jiraiya and Naruto)

"Wha we doin here, Jiwaiwa?" asked Naruto following Jiraiya to the bath house.

"We're going to do research."

"Weseach?"

"Here look through this crack," said Jiraiya pointing to a crack.

"What the," said Naruto almost throwing up.

"YOU PERV YOUS JUS USEIN WESEARCH AS AN ESUZ TO PEAK AT GIRLS!"

"…"

AHHHHHHH," squealed tons of girls coving up with towels and running out.

"What is wrong with you! You ruined my research?!" cried Jiraiya.

"So, yous peakin at girls you old perv!"

Jiraiya groaned and picked up Naruto," You little idiot."

"Jiraiya put my son down now!" shouted Minato.

"DADDY!" chirped Naruto happily.

"Your little brat blew my cover now it'll be hours befour I can do my research again!" cried Jiraiya.

"Good job Naruto," said Minato taking his son out of his former sensei's hands.

" 'm sowwy I weft Tou-san."

"That's okay, Naru."

"I cold,"said Naruto shaking in his father's arms.

Minato put Naruto under his long robe and started running home and after 5 minutes they were

home.

Naruto started sneezing and coughing when they got home.

"Naruto do you feel okay," asked Minato feeling Naruto's head.

"Not, weally," said Naruto sneezing again.

"Let me take your temperature ,"said Minato picking up Naruto.

Minato took Naruto into the bathroom, placed him on the counter, and took his temperature with the thermometer he got out of a small closet.

"102,"said Minato reading the label.

"Is dat good or bad?"

"Bad, you're sick."

"Well, I couldinit have gwuessed that," said Naruto sarcastically.

"Don't get smart with me," said Minato sternly.

"Sowwy."

"Oh, god what do I do Naruto has only gotten sick when he visited his mom," thought Minato.

"Wait I'll call Rin she's a medical Ninja yeah... best plan ever... yeah," thought Minato.

"Naruto, hunny, go lay down I'm going to make a quick phone call."

"Kay, 'said Naruto as he jumped down from the counter and coughed a bit.

Minato went into his office and picked up his phone and dialed Rin's number.

"Hello?"

"Hey, Rin it's me."

"Oh, hi Sensei what's up?"

"I was just wondering if you could help me…"

"With what?" asked Rin.

"Well, Naruto's sick and I don't know what to do."

"Okay I'll be over in a second."

"Thanks," said Minato hanging up.

(5 minutes later)

"So sensei where is Naruto?" asked Rin.

Rin had grown into a beautiful lady. Her smooth brown hair now went slightly past her shoulders, her eyes were soft and comforting, her skin was soft and smooth, and her outfit was now simply a bright orange tang top and black slacks.

"Follow me," said Minato showing her Naruto's room witch had painting of ramen on the walls.

"Wow, I guess Naruto is just as obsessed with ramen as sensei," thought Rin.

"Did you take his temperature?" asked Rin sitting on the side of the bed feeling Naruto's head.

"Yeah, it was 102."

"So Naruto what's wrong," asked Rin.

"My tummy hurt and my nose is runny."

"Have you been coughing?"

"A wittle."

"Well, it sounds like he just has a cold."

"Umm, so what do I do?" asked Minato nervously rubbing the back of his head.

"Wel-

"I should probly west ,dwink awot of wiquids ,but not any milk pwoducts, and should take some cold or cough medicine ,"said Naruto interrupting Rin.

"What he said," laughed Rin.

"Here, Sensei I always keep some cough medicine with me," said Rin handing the bottle to Minato.

"Thanks."

"No problem, bye sensei; hope you feel better Naruto," said Rin disappearing in a puff of smoke.

Minato got a cup of water and a spoon for Naruto's medicine then, he put the spoon in front of Naruto," Okay Naruto open up."

Naruto moved away from his father and closed his lips and eyes tightly.

"Come on Naruto it's going to make you better, please," coaxed Minato, but Naruto shook his head not opening his mouth for anything.

"What do I do what do I do," thought Minato quickly keeping a straight face while sitting on the edge Naruto's bed, "I know Obito's stupid and he makes kids laugh easily."

"I'll be back Naruto so don't think you've won," said Minato standing up and going to dial a phone.

"Ello this is Obito."

"Hey, Obito, it's me, can you help me?"

"With what?"

"Well, I can't get Naruto to take his medicine could you make him laugh or tell me what to do?" asked Minato laughing nervously.

"Sure Naruto's alot more fun then you an that'll make it easier for me," said Obito happily.

"Thanks," said Minato twitching angrily.

(5 minutes later Naruto's room)

"Hey Naruto why won't you take your medicine?" asked Obito using his chakra to walk on the ceiling, while Minato rolled his eyes at his show off student.

"Yucky," said Naruto quickly closing his mouth fast.

"I think Iruka's wrong your not that stupid and your alot smarter Kakashi ja-ku(the jerk)," said Obito as Naruto snickered and fought not to open his mouth.

"Wow,I thought he would have burst out in a fit of laughter, he hates Kakashi, "thought Minato.

"So, Naruto I heard you snuck away from your father today and kicked some one's but."

"NO I DIDN'T!" screamed Naruto, but He was cut off by his father putting a spoon of medicine in his mouth.

"HA! Not so smart are you now," asked Obito as Naruto was handed a glass of water.

"Smarted then you, baka(idiot),"said Naruto after he swallowed his water.

"Hey, Naruto even if Obito is a baka it's not nice," scolded Minato.

"Well, then how'd I get him to take his medicine if I'm a idiot?"

"The answer is in the question."

"I'm going to spar with Kakashi!" shouted Obito.

"Alright good luck you'll need it."

After Obito left, Naruto started coughing and couldn't stop for 4 minutes. Minato sat down next to him and rubbed circles on his son's back.

"My throat hurts," said Naruto crying.

Minato's heart broke and held him up against his chest," I know it hurts, SHHHH, it's okay, Daddy's here."

Minato wrapped Naruto in a small blanket, carried him up to his office, and sat dawn with him in his lap while he did his work because he didn't want to leave Naruto for a second. A few minutes later Naruto started whimpering in his sleep and closed his eyes tight, so Minato started stroking his son's hair and holding him tighter.

"Lord Hokage we've retrieved Anko from Orochimaru's grasp but Kelji Umuka is dead," said an

Anbu handing the mission scroll to Minato.

"She was a single mother poor Yuriku she'll have a hard childhood," thought Minato.

"You may take your leave while I file this."

"Hai!"

"Daddy, wha happened," asked Naruto waking up and rubbing his eyes with his fist.

"Kelji Umuka died on the mission and I've got to find a home for her daughter."

"Oh, dat's depressin."

"Yeah, it's best if you stay here Naruto, no sneaking off, okay?"

"Kay, Tou-san.

(Umaka household)

Minato jumped from rooftop from rooftop as snow fell softly from the grey skies. The wind blew softly and for a moment the village was completely calm, but soon after they snow's falling rate increased and the soft snow storm turned into a blizzard making it hard for the still young Hokage to see far ahead, but eventually made it to a small home on the edge of Konoha.

Knock Knock

The door slowly creeped opened and Minato was a little shoked to see Yuriku, he'd think that her over protective mother would have at least have some one stay with her while she was on her mission. Before she dies Minato was so annoyed by all the complaints with her property being dangerous and how small and defenseless her precious daughter was. "Yes, Word Kage?" asked Yuriku Minato was so of guard he didn't know little girls had such cute voices it was so innocent.

"…I'm sorry Yuriku…but your mother is dead…"

"…I'll have to find a new home for you," said Minato reaching for the young girl.

"N-NO GET AWAY FOM ME!" yelled Yuriku pushing the hokage out of the way and ran down the streets of Konah as snow fell on her head while her tears fell; she was trained a bit by her mom so she quick enough to give the hokage the slip, that and it was snowing really hard.

Yuriku was freezing and was sure death would come as she slipped and fell into the snow, but when she looked up she saw a boy a little bit on the chubby side offering her a hand and said," Hi, I'm Choji what's your name?"

"Yuriku," sniffled the girl accepting his hand.

"Why are you here shouldn't you be with your parents," asked Yuriku drying her tears with her fists.

"I wost my daddy in da snow storm wha bout you?"

"My daddy died dwen I was a baby and I jus founded ou my mommy dead too."

"Maybe you could live with Hayate(I'm going to tell you now as they say in Naruto Abridged 18 "Hayate ain't goin nowhere") he's doesinit have pawents or kids cause he too young, and is too fwightened to tell his bestest friend he woves her."

"Where he wive?"

"Here I 's shows you," said Choji as he grabbed her hand.

(Hayate's street)

"He wives free houses down from here on de wight side."

"Thank you."

"No probwem, I hope I sees you in de academy in a couple yeaws."

"Oh, you defiantly will!"

"CHOJI!"

"Wait I think dat's my daddy got to go bye," said Choji smiling as he ran away waving.

"Bye," said Yuriku quietly.

"Daddy!" screamed Choji running up to his father hugging him.

"Oh, Choji thank goodness you're okay you almost gave, daddy, a heart attake ,"said Choji's father hugging his son tightly.

Yuriku looked at Choji she felt a tug at her small heart she didn't remember her father and her mother never got the chance to describe him to her she felt so alone and fell to her knees forgetting about Hayate while crying trying not to be noticed by Choji's father.

"Hey what's a little kid like you doing here all alone," asked a man hoving over Yuriku.

"I have no where else to go sir…"

"What about your parents?"

"Dead…"

"Mine are too, but I have alot of extra money from all my missions; if you'd like to live with me?"

"I'd like that sir, bu whas your name?"

"Hayate Gekko what's your's? said the man warmly"

"Yuriku Umuka," sniffled Yuriku.

"Well, let's go you must be freezing ,"said Hayate picking up Yuriku and wrapping his arms around her for warmth.

"Thank you…," said Yuriku closeing her eyes.

"Don't mention it, Yuriku."

Minato saw the hole thing and returned to his office.

(one week later Hokage office)

"Wha you doin?" asked Naruto.

"Work," replied Minato reading.

"Kay," said Naruto walking towards the door to the hokage office.

"Where are you going?" asked Minato looking over the paper he was reading.

"To my room…," lied Naruto calmly.

"Why?" asked Minato.

"So, you can do you're work," said Naruto almost too innocently.

(note: I'm not sure if this could even happen in the Naruto world so just use your imagination rainbow appears out of nowhere what the crap I didn't do that)

"Okay go ahead," said Minato still a little suspicious not seeing Naruto put on an evil grin before he went to the Anbu base and looked at the new shipment of coffee. Once there, Naruto put a little bit of dirt into each bag and resealed them then took a hiding place behind a

rock in a dark corner.

"Well it's good to take a nice break and drink some coffee isn't it," asked a anbu as he made two cups of coffee.

"Yeah," said another anbu as they drank the dirt filled Coffee, but both Anbu spat it out imminently.

"Oh, dear kami that is gross!" yelled the anbu while, Naruto smiled and tried his hardest not to laugh from his hiding spot.

(Minato in the hall way)

"Naruto I'm taking a break if you want to take a walk though town," said Minato knocking on his son's door.

"Naruto," said Minato opening the door.

"NARUTO!" yelled Minato seeing the room empty.

"Why dose he have to be so...so...Narutoish."

"You've got 10 minutes to get home Naruto ,"said Minato angrily returning to his office pacing.

"Lord Hokage I believe this belongs to you," said an angry Anbu dropping Naruto on the ground.

"What he do this time?" asked Minato sighing while standing up his son.

"He put dirt in our coffee, sir…"

"I'm sorry for my son's actions I'll see to it he's punished," said Minato glaring at his son.

"It's fine Lord Hokage I was getting addicted anyways," said the Anbu leaving in a puff of smoke.

"NARUTO NAMIKAZE!" shouted Minato.

Naruto looked away from his father's eyes in fear," Look at me Naruto."

"Yes sir…" said Naruto obeying obediently.

"What is wrong with you? You left without my permission for the 4th time this week, you went to a dangerous part of the village, and you put dirt in anbu coffee!" scolded Minato.

" 'm sowwy…" said Naruto looking away again sniffling he hated making his father cross with him.

"Well, saying you're sorry's not gonna cut it you are going to be punished."

"Yes, Tou-san," said Naruto dropping his head in shame.

"Go into the living room and stand in the corner I'll be their in 5 minutes," said Mianto pointing to the door."

"Y-yessir…"

(living room 4 minutes later)

"What is going to happen to me all I've ever gotten as punishment is time - outs and lectures from Father. what else could he do to me? okay what did mom do when I got in trouble? … she would give me a time - out or sometimes she would spank…I hope it's not that mom's hurt and dad's stronger. oh no that's all it could be I'm dead," thought Naruto as his breathing speed increased.

"Maybe I should punish him in another way- NO NO he needs to learn," thought Minato walking into the living room and sat down on the couch.

"Naruto come here".

"Yes s-sir," said Naruto in a scard voice.

"What you did was very wrong. MY other punishments haven't worked so this is my final resort," said Minato pulling Naruto over his lap.

"Pwease, daddy don hit me I be good I pwomise," begged Naruto.

"No, I'm sorry, but you have to learn."

Minato raised his hand and went down on Naruto's but. SMACK

Minato could fell Naruto's heart beat quickly, but he continued. SMACK

SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK

"PWEASE TOU-SAN IT HUWTS PWEASE," begged Naruto crying.

I'm sorry, but you have to learn. SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK

SMACK. Naruto do you understand why you are being punished?" asked Mianto pausing for a moment.

"Because…I weft without your pwemission…went to a dangewous part of the village…and put dirt in anbu coffee," cried Naruto.

"Okay, it's almost over Naruto so hang in there."

"Kay," said Naruto crying.

SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK

Minato raised his hand again.

"Pwease no more Tou-san I've learned my lesson."

Minato put his hand lightly down on his son back," It's over Naruto you handled that like a good boy.

"I'm sorry Tou-san," cried Naruto.

"It's okay Naruto please don't go out of the house again without me or an adult. I don't want you getting hurt."

"Kay"

"Kakashi and Obito are going to watch you in a couple hours please be good," said Mianto pulling Naruto into a sitting position.

"I will, but why can't it just be Obito watching me?" asked Naruto sitting on his father's lap.

"Because you're smarter then him."

"Then why dose Kakashi need him?"

"Because Kakashi isn't good with kids."

"I weally sowwy Tou-san."

"I know you are, and I forgive you."

"Well, I need to get back to my work."

"Kay 'm sowwy."

"Stop saying your sorry I know you are and I forgive you."

(2 hours later)

Sensei we're here to get Naruto," said Obito loudly.

"Okay, wait a moment!" yelled Minato from the other room.

"Okay, Naruto behave," said Minato sternly befour hugging his son.

"Hey, Naruto ready to go?" asked Obito waking in the Hokage's office.

"Yeah, bye Tou-san," said Naruto running up to Obito.

Obito grabbed Naruto's hand and him and Kakashi disappeared in a puff of smoke

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