1.1 Author's note: I was really bored doing this so gomen nasai if it sucks… -_-

"A fool and his slingshot"

All except Rukawa: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAKURAGI!!!

Rukawa: *whispers* may you die the next day doaho.

Haruko: *hands Sakuragi a gift* here. I hope you enjoy it… *blush*

Sakuragi: (Haruko-san…) *blush* THANK YOU!!! *scratches head blushing with that stupid look on his face*

Akagi: well, open it already!!

Sakuragi: *rips it open* WOW!!! A SLINGSHOT!!! I've always wanted to have this!!! *tears start flowing down from is ecstatically blushing face* (Haruko-san… she loves me!!! I knew it!!!) *sniff… sniff…*

*everyone stares at him funny*

Akagi: here he goes again… lets all go home now… he's in his flipped state again.

Sakuragi: * rubs Haruko's gift on his face* *whispers* Haruko-san…

*everyone except Rukawa leaves*

Rukawa: you know, you should use that all the time, or it will hurt Haruko's feelings.

Sakuragi: you're right for once foxy face!! She gave this to me with love and affection!! I must use it forever!!! *rubs it again on his face while blushing*

Rukawa: *thinks* doaho… *leaves the room*

2 The next day…

Sakuragi: *with a grin up to his ears* OHAYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Akagi: *falls back on his butt* AAH!!!?!?! WHERE'S THE FIRE???

Sakuragi: *with the same grin runs up to Akagi* I CAN DO A REALLY COOL TRICK WITH MY SLINGSHOT!!!!! Wanna see wanna see wanna see????????????

*pulls Akagi outside*

Akagi: *sigh* what is it?!?!

*outside is a large log with three cans on top of it*

Sakuragi: watch this!! *aims* *shoots the log* HAHAHAHA!!!! DID YOU SEE THAT?!?!?!?! I HIT THE LOG WITHOUT KNOCKING OVER A SINGLE CAN!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

Akagi: *sigh* …baka…

Rukawa: *runs over Sakuragi with his bike* out of my way, doaho.

Sakuragi: YOU STUPID FOXY FACE!!! *aims at Rukawa, missed, does it again and again and again, no progress…*

Rukawa: you couldn't hit the ground if you threw a boulder at it…

Sakuragi: OH YES I CAN!!! *picks up a huge colored rock and throws it down. Amazingly, it stays afloat in the air!!* grrrrr… Rukawa…

*POP*

(The tower: let me explain… the COLORED rock was a balloon from yesterday… hehehe…)

Rukawa: doaho… *leaves*

Sakuragi: YOU!!!!!

Haruko: ohayo Sakuragi-kun!!

Sakuragi: Ha…Haruko-san… *blush*

Akagi: do you want to see Sakuragi's worthless trick?

Haruko: what trick?

Sakuragi: with the slingshot you gave me!! *points to slingshot*

Haruko: ok, what is it?

Sakuragi: *aims at log, hits a telephone pole. tries again, misses, again and again, still missed…* GRRR YOU STUPID SLING—uh… nothing

Akagi: well, get to practice already!!!

(The Tower: how was it??? I don't actually know how I came up with this but please R&R!! ^_____^;)