The greatest story ever told… is not here!
But try to enjoy it anyway!
After another great battle against wild, ferocious, ugly demons, the inu gang decided to rest where they were.
Kagome sprayed perfume on the rotting demon corpses while Inuyasha started to dig some food out of her backpack."Yay!" he shouted when he saw the instant food. "Noodles!"Sango had just gotten a fire going when she thought she heard something. "What was that?" she asked.
"What are you talking about?" said Miroku.
"I thought I heard something too," said Kagome.
"You guys are paranoid," said Miroku.
"Miroku is probably right, said Inuyasha, it might just be your (he raised his arms like spongebob) imagination."
"So, what you're saying is: a lecherous, lazy, pervert monk has more sense than a demon slayer or a girl from the future!" screeched Kagome.
"That's not what I mean… do you guys smell something?" asked Inuyasha. "I should have also said that the monk smells—OMG really bad!" said Kagome drowsily. Everyone fell to the ground when a lone figure appeared out of the bushes wearing a gasmask.
Kikyo! Who knew?
"Damn, I love this job!" she screamed as she walked toward the inu gang. "Inuyasha, you really are a fangirls dream come true!" After fiddling with his ears, she moved on to phase 2 of her plan.
In the morning… will be next after this announcement.
"I have a confession to make," said Dumbledore. "I'm gay!""Who the hell told you that?" said J.K. Rowling."You did, didn't you?" he asked."Nah, I just love screwin' with the press!" she answered."Oh…picks up phone yea Joe, better tell Billy to cancel my paddle boat ride with Nicholas Flamel."
And now back to the inu gang…
Kagome woke up to the sounds of horrible screams punctuated by fierce barks. Inuyasha, Sango, Shippo, and Miroku, were all covered in red boils that seemed to be spewing pus. The screaming paused as the four realized that Kagome wasn't affected. "Why did you do this to us Kagome!" they all shouted.
"I didn't do anything!" she replied softly despite how offended she was that her own friends would think she would do such a thing."Why do you think I did it!" she snapped. Sango brought over a piece of paper which clearly stated:
Ha ha ha, I hope you all suffer
With love,
Kagome
"This really bites Kagome!" yelled Shippo.
But Kagome never heard him; inside her was the rage known as the P.M.S Otherwise known as Priestess Mood Swings. She recognized Kikyo's handwriting on the note. "This was a dirty trick Kikyo," she said. "You want a war, well I'll give you a war!" She picked up her bow and headed for the priestess...
