AN: What Kesha and a – what seems to be a drought in Vanitas x Xion section of stories gets you.
Summary: Okay. So, you have single hard working make-up artist Xion and a lazy slacker DJ/Tech support Vani who works at the same recording/film studio. So during the day when the cameras are rolling and the lights are on, they're at each other throats. Literally, but what about behind closed doors at night?
Your Love Is My Drug
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"Now I just have to contour your nose to-"
"To make it slimmer since she's basically telling you that you have a big nose"
"If I needed your commentary, I would have asked by now. Assh-"
"Ah, ah, ah. It's not nice to say such mean things to me, especially in front of a client" Vanitas smirked as he looked down at the woman sitting in the chair, "Isn't that right, miss?" He asked the young blushing woman as his piercing amber eyes bore directly into her eyes.
She weakly nodded as Xion heavily sighed and pushed Vanitas away. "Go annoy someone else!" Xion yelled as Vanitas chuckled and left with his rope of wires. Xion figured he was off to go fix some electrical circuit.
"Dumbass. Jerk. Stupid. Idiot" Xion grumbled as she finished her first client and moved on to the next. She didn't know why she even put up with Vanitas, he was impossible to work with and on top of that – he was a complete and utter fool. What a moron.
The day didn't get any better as time progressed. It was lunch time and as Xion peacefully sat down to sip on her black coffee one second, the next she was tip toed on her black heels as she strangled Vanitas' throat with her small hands. Her beige pencil skirt was covered in powdered sugar and her white blouse was drenched in a pool of coffee. Coffee stains were a pain in the ass to clean and it was new too!
"I'm going to kill you and kill you again if you rise up from the dead!" Xion seethed as Vanitas smirked and allowed her to strangle him. He slightly grunted from the pain but she was weak. He just found her too amusing and getting underneath her skin was way too easy and not to mention – fun.
"Hey-" Vanitas grunted, "You're- argh- lucky- ugh- that- argh- we're- ugh- alone"
Xion stopped choking him when she realized this too. How convenient. Why was it that every time Vanitas pushed her buttons to her limit and pissed her off – no one was ever there? Did the staff and crew sense this upcoming apocalyptic aura just coming off in waves from her?
She sighed as Vanitas rubbed his red and throbbing throat, "Hey, idiot, mind popping my Adam's apple back in place?" He squeaked.
Xion rolled her eyes as she smacked the back of his neck and walked away to her office.
Vanitas coughed and tested his voice a couple of times, it wavered from squeaky pre-pubescent teen to his normal deep voice. He quickly followed her to her office as he locked the door behind him.
Xion sighed again, it seemed like the only thing she ever did in Vanitas' presence. "Do I have to file a sexual harassment form or do you enjoy being a notorious pervert?"
"Notorious? When? How?"
"All that flirting you do with my clients. Why do they even pay you let alone even hired you? It's not like you do anything here"
Vanitas pretended to wince from the hurt of her harsh words. "Me-ow. Looks like this little kitten has claws"
"Kitten? Please" Xion scoffed.
Vanitas shrugged as he jumped and got comfortable on Xion's couch.
"Ew. Get your greasy self off my white couch!" Xion yelled as she smacked Vanitas with the nearest thing she could find – which was an old beauty magazine.
"Why should I? I'm comfortable here, thank you very much" Vanitas said as he closed his eyes and started humming a soft tune.
He wiggled his light blue jumpsuit wearing ass deeper into the couch to piss her off even more.
Xion sighed as she started to unbutton her shirt, "Do you mind?"
Vanitas popped one eye open as his amber eye looked her up and down. "Not at all"
"Animal" She growled as Vanitas smirked.
"Like you're the first woman I've ever seen undressed"
"Pervert"
"I'd like to believe, I'm just part of the homo sapiens species know as Male"
Xion sighed yet again as she grumbled and started to take her blouse off. Her face was red from anger more than embarrassment but she was glad she wore a tank top underneath. Unfortunately her white tank top didn't survive the drench of her coffee spilling all over her – no thanks to that idiot. It was always his fault. There was no way in hell she was about to change that too. She'd rather die first than let Vanitas ever see her in just her bra.
Going to her closet, Xion took out a simple black sundress, using the small door of her closet – she took off her white tank top and beige pencil skirt.
Closing the closet door, she smoothed out her dress with her hands as Vanitas sat up and opened his eyes. "You're no fun" He pouted as he got up.
"And you're annoying"
"Oooh I'm trembling in my work boots. You really need to come up with better insults, you know"
"Why are you so impossible?"
"The real question is, why am I so adorable?'
"Hate to break it to you, but you're not. Really, you're not"
"That's what they all say" Vanitas smirked.
Xion rolled her eyes, "Right, and they all must be guys. Drunk guys"
"Ouch. I must admit – nice one"
"Ugh. Why am I even wasting my breath, let alone brain cells with you?"
"Because I'm irresistible?"
"Cheeky bastard"
"Come on, you know you love me"
"IN WHAT UNIVERSE?!" Xion snapped.
"This one, of course" Vanitas cracked a genuine smile.
His real smile threw Xion off.
Messing with her was way too easy, it just came naturally to him. He didn't even know why he enjoyed getting underneath her skin so much... It was just nice, of course his mother taught him to always be a gentleman but it was different with her. Vanitas never had a nice gentlemanly backbone to begin with, he either intimidated woman due to the color of his eyes, or flirted his way with them, being forward and crude or in this case – just annoyed the hell out of one.
The smile fell off his face as he felt a stinging and tingling pain on his right cheek. Before his mind could register what just happened, his hand came up to soothe his throbbing cheek. Staring at Xion's stance, her face was red, her breathing heavy, and her hand that just slapped him stayed still and held high.
He finally did it. He finally annoyed her enough to the point where she finally snapped.
"What do you want from me, Vanitas? We've been at this for the last six months" She whispered. Desperately and tiredly seeking a final confirmation. A solid answer. She couldn't take his flirting anymore.
"I thought Cat and Mouse was your favorite game" Vanitas spoke up. His amber eyes darkening.
"Vanitas-" Xion started.
"This" Vanitas replied, stopping her from continuing.
"What?" She asked, taken off guard.
"I want this" Vanitas whispered as he yanked her hand hard towards him and roughly crashed his lips against hers. She tasted of bitter black coffee and confused annoyance towards him.
Vanitas pulled away and walked to the door. Unlocking it, he cleared his throat, "Lunch time is over. Well, technically it's been over for the past twenty minutes. Tangled electrical wires and CD stacks aren't going to organize themselves" He chuckled as he walked out, before closing the door he smirked and said, "Oh, might want to clean your cheek. You have a bit of grease right there" He pointed on his own cheek where the small stain was on hers.
Xion's breathing was slowly returning to normal as she just stared at him leave. She heard what he said but didn't acknowledge, couldn't process it as her mind raced around trying to figure out just one thing.
What just happened?
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Done! To be continued!
Just a little mini story while I get out of this writer's block funk with my other story – Sora & Me.
This story, like I said, won't be that long.
The initial goal is at least five chapters but who knows, it might be shorter than that.
Remember to R&R! Plz & Thankies! :]
I don't own Vanitas, Xion, and all other characters used in this fic.
Kingdom Hearts is owned by Square Enix/Disney.
I just own this story idea that was inspired by Kesha's song and my friend Shadow Kiti.
Thanks Boko-chan! :P
