A/N: So readers, I have something interesting for you. It's a total wacked up story about the Hyuuga family life that's based on my little sister and me. Yup. I'm hinata. So hinata will be WAY OOC. But I hope you guys enjoy this. These will be based on real family moments lol. Enjoy!

Disclimer:

Michi: Where am I in the story??

Takara: um…you are Neji

Michi: .

Takara:haha

Michi: it's a good thing you don't own naruto.

Takara:yeah or else you wouldn't be here.


Hyuuga Family Portrait

"Psst! Hinata!"

Hinata groaned in her sleep, "What Hanabi?"

"…I lost my sock, see?"

Hinata pushed Hanabi's dirty, stinky, foot from her face, "Eww, Hanabi! Stop that's gross!"

Hanabi chuckled and started rummaging through her covers in attempt to find her lost sock. After a few moments, Hanabi popped a head out of the covers and stretched her hand out over to Hinata, "Hey Hinata, guess what?"

Hinata growled, "What?"

Hanabi smiled, "I found my sock, see?" Hanabi put the smelly, dirty sock in Hiinata's face.

"Eww! Hanabi seriously stop it!"

Hanabi giggled and started moving around in her bed once more and then stopped and turned to look at Hinata who was trying to sleep in the bed next to her own. Hanabi crept up and sat on the edge of Hinata's bed.

"Hinata, guess what?"

"WHAT?"

Hanabi grinned, "I put my sock back on, see?"

Hanabi stuck her smelly, dirty, sock covered foot in Hinata's face.

"HANABI WHAT THE HECK!? STOP! THAT'S SO GROSS!"

Suddenly the door flew open, "Hinata shut up I'm trying to sleep!" Neji said.

"IT WAS BECAUSE OF HANABI!"

"Hanabi!" Neji looked over to Hanabi who covered her front with the covers.

Hanabi squealed, "Eww there's a boy in our room! Get out you old PERVERT!!"

Neji stared at Hanabi, "I'm not a pervert you annoying-"

"OTOU-SAN! NEJI'S A PERVERT! HE'S WATCHING ME AND HINATA SLEEP!" Hanabi took a quick breath, "AND HE CALLED ME ANNOYING!!"

Neji threw a shoe at Hanabi, "AND HE-"

"If you shut up I'll give you candy!"

"-THREW… what kind of candy?"

"What kind do you want?"

Hanabi thought for a moment, "None! Because it's from you! You're a pervert so you're trying to drug me! OTOU-SAN!"

Neji growled, "Shut up and I'll let you hit me!"

Hanabi stopped screaming and smiled as she narrowed her eyes, "Anywhere?"

Neji nodded.

"As many times I want?"

Neji shook his head, "Once."

Hanabi shrugged, "OTOOUU-SAAAN!"

"Fine three times!"

Hanabi shrugged, "Eh, I'll take what I can get."

Hanabi got up and punched Neji in the stomach and kicked him 'below-the-belt' and smiled as Neji fell to the floor gasping for air and holding his sensitive spot, "The last one will be a surprise!"

Hanabi shut the door making it hit Neji in the head and pushing him into the hall. Hanabi laughed and settled back into bed and turned to Hinata.

"Hey Hinata-"

"I AM NOT SMELLING YOUR FOOT!"

Hanabi raised an eyebrow, "Now who said anything about that?"

Hinata growled and stuck the pillow over her head.

Hanabi was silent for a moment, "Hey Hinata-"

"WHAT?!"

Hanabi grinned, "Goodnight!"

Hinata sat up as Hanabi started to sleep. Hinata stared at hanabi, "You little devil."

Hinata laid back down on her bed and shut her eyes. Her sister was a PAIN. But…she was okay.

Something landed on Hinata's face.

Hinata picked it up off her face and examined it.

It was soft.

Purple.

Pink.

And…

Smelly?

A SOCK??!

Hinata bolted out of bed, "HANABI!!"

"IT WASN'T ME!! I SWEAR! I HAVE BOTH MY SOCKS ON, SEE?!"

Hanabi turned on the light to reveal two socks. Mismatched pairs.

Hinata glared and held up the pink and purple Hello Kitty sock, "This one matches the dirty one on your left foot."

Hinata tossed it back to Hanabi.

Hanabi caught it and looked from the sock, to her foot, "Now how did that end up over there?"

Hinata glared, "I wonder."

She took back what she said about her little sister being okay. She was the devil in disguise.


A/N: Hahaha so yeah this REALLY did happen with me and my little sister -_-'

Anyways if you didn't like it that's okay I just thought I would write it :D

Thanks Butterbiscuits72 for being a wonderful editor and friend!

Takara Makoto