Once apon a time...
Tifa was rescueing some animИ collection.
Suddenly they bumped into Cloud.
"Whoa i didnt expect to see you here at your house.
"Yes i come here every tuesday"
Suddenly, they made love.
They then stared ahead.
But they magicaly got sucked onto a ancient skeliton.
"oh no us have Fallen over" said Cloud.
"I believe Sephiroth is behind this"
"Noooo╛"
"He is behind an huge evil plan to enslave our world.
Cloud thrust his his hips sexyly as she walked"
"How?
By finding a secret lazer and overloading it.
"I love you"
"I know", they said, while stairing into eachovers eyes "can we stop him"
Yes, by finding the holy shield of god.
"where"
In the far away island, hidden in the mountings of death, opersite the staircase from hell.
... There lies a signpost...it will tell you where to go.
"Who are you"
"I am nothing"
With that the myseterious invisible voice vanished in a puff of smoke.
"Come now, Hero, we must find and seak our quest to do"
"Indeed thee must hasten to hawk yonder"
and with that they left
So Cloud got onto his moterbike (The others followed on their cars but were quite far behind)
Cloud knew he had to go faster and faster like the storm of torpedos.
Suddenly, some naked girls walked past. Tifa decided she was hot so she removed her hot pants He raced down streets and around cornors, skiding furiously around pedestrions and cops. "No time for rules!" he called out as he passed "I have to take my full responsibilitys of life!" he said Suddenly up ahead he saw some bad guys!
So he did a massive wheely backflip over them, punching them in the face as he was above them.
"Eat my fist!" He yellwed as he knocked them out.
He speed onwards past fields and towns and citys and castles and other landscape.
Then he saw the roadsign to where he had to go, and so he went He whacked some more bad guys out with a sideways 360 spin, before leaping off the bike Their blood sprayed around like a spirograph of hell.
Later, when the others catched up, they continued their journey.
"And then Cloud met Sephiroth and he said "omgosh you look big and scary". Sephiroth laughed.
"I came here to kill you, but now I know I cant. I I..your going to kill me arnt you"
"No, why should I? Your a Vampire like me. Look deep into your heart you know it to be true.
Cloud looked deep into his soul, and saw the truth. He was one. He was on the wrong side all along.
He left who he wrongly thought were his friends,killing them all in a blood bath of his own doing, and joined his true family.
And so they lived happly ever after as Vampires
The End
