ORGANIZATION XIII + 1
"Axel," I whined. Zexion walked off leaving Axel free to talk to me.
"Yes Kaitlin," Axel said turning towards me. I wrapped my already-curly-at-the-ends-frizzy hair around my finger and looked at Axel with my blue-green eyes in a pleading way.
"I want to be in the organization," I said for the tenth time that day.
"I already told you Xemnas doesn't want any new members. Besides he's already mad at me for letting you come over all the time," he said. I pouted then jumped on his back and buried my face in the lion mane like hair of his. "Please?" I whispered in his ear.
"I can't Kaitlin. Why don't you beg Xemnas. Look he's right over there," Axel said pointing forward. I leapt off Axel's back and jumped on Xemnas' back.
"Ahh! What do you want?" he said scared. He was still scared of me from a past fiery memory.
"I want to be in the organization Xemmy," I said.
"I already have thirteen members, you are not necessary," with that said he pushed me off his back and walked/ran away. 'Hmm doesn't need more than thirteen members. Hehe perfect idea coming.' I thought. I started to laugh in an evil way. This gained the attention of Demyx.
"Hi!" Demyx said. 'First target. No, he's to nice. He let's me play the drums when he plays his sitar.'
"Hi Demyx. Well I'm off to wonder around," I said walking off. I went around the corner and saw Roxas. I slipped into the shadows. "Hmm number thirteen. The last member. He can go," I thought out loud.
"What the...,"said Roxas. He turned to face me. Axel choose to appear at that time.
"No Kaitlin. You can't get rid of Roxas. He's my only friend besides you and Namine," pleaded Axel, wrapping his arms around me. 'He has is arms around me' I quickly regained myself.
"Ok," I said smugly. I ran off again looking for another target. I continued to stalk the white halls looking for anyone/nobody. 'Note to self paint the halls different colors. Scared of all the white.' I spotter the only female in the organization. 'Larxene. Number twelve. Perfect! Roxas can be moved up then.' I summoned my fire and darkness blades and leaped to attack the Savage Nymph.
Every guy, except Xemnas, surrounded me. "You can't kill her. Without her Xemnas can have his way with us," Xaldin said looking scared.
"What the...," I said confused.
"He already has his way with some of us," said Saix.
"Ok," I said then ran off. I pulled out my tape recorder and hit record. "Kaitlin's log number five. I'm hunting Organization XIII members in hopes of getting in the organization. So far I've been stopped from killing numbers XIII and XII. But I will not stop till my mission succeeds," I finished dramatically then hit stop on the recorder.
I kept walking down the white halls of Castle Oblivion till I came to the lab. In the lab was Zexion. I summoned my fire blade and checked to make sure no one else was around. I turned to jump but Xigbar came and dragged me away.
"He's my friend," Xigbar said.
"How do you all keep catching me right before I attack. You people ain't ever near when I find my target!" I shouted, getting mad about getting caught.
"We have cameras and portals," he said simply. I growled and ran off.
I got the recorder back out. "Kaitlin's log number six. Foiled again. Stupid cameras and portals. They pop up just in time to save their friends. I guess I'll have to step up a level," I said and returned the recorder to my pocket.
Few minutes later
I laughed mischievously. 'Perfect plan Kaitlin. I must say most brilliant.' I set the cage I was carrying down behind a pillar. "Hearty it's time you prove mumsy your worth keeping," I say opening the cage.
A shadow Heartless, smaller than other ones like it, walked out of the cage. I climbed up a pillar so the Heartless couldn't get me. Hearty went into Xemnas' room. A few seconds later Xemnas came running out screaming like a little girl, summoning Nobodies behind him.
The Nobodies surrounded hearty. I jumped off the pillar and summoned my blades. "Darklight!" I shouted crossing my blades. A cross made out of darkness with flames radiating around it came out from the crossed blades hitting Nobodies in front of Hearty.
Hearty ran through the gap in the circle of Nobodies and into his cage. I locked it and walked off as if nothing happened. I returned Hearty to his Heartless house which was a dog house in the backyard out of sight to whoever went back there. I went back to stalking the Organization members soon after.
I was foiled every time. I would sneak up and someone would come and stop me. The only ones I didn't go after was Axel, Marluxia, and Xemnas. I decided that I would try killing when they were all asleep.
I snuck into Xemnas' room and hid under the desk. 'Ok plan to scare the wits out of Xemnas. Step one, hide in his room. Check. Step two, wait for Xemnas. In progress. Step three, scare Xemnas by jumping out from under the desk. On the way.' After checking the mental check list I waited on Xemnas.
After waiting forever Xemnas finally came. To my surprise someone was with him. I looked under the desk through the crack that separated floor from desk. I looked at Xemnas then the dude behind him.
It was Saix and he looked bedeviled. 'Why he look like that. Oh shoot maybe I shouldn't be here.' I thought back to what Saix said about Xemnas having his way with some of the Organization members already.
Xemnas went into the bathroom and Saix sat on the bed. 'Um think Kaitlin think. Slip out now Saix wont say a thing. No stay he might tell Xemnas' After listening to both voices in my head's opinions I stayed under the desk.
Xemnas walked back in the room. "Ok Saix we have something very important to do," said Xemnas. 'Oh Merlin what's about to happen.'
"Yes? What would that be?" asked Saix.
"We must do it," said Xemnas seriously. 'What the...' My expression turned to frightened.
"Must we do it right now. It doesn't feel right to do it now. Other people might not agree with it," Saix said just as seriously. My eye started to twitch. 'Maybe I should have ran after all.'
"No I'm sure everyone will be just fine with us doing it," Xemnas said. 'I have my doubt about that.'
"If you think so," Saix said 'AHH! FOR CRYING OUT LOUD DO SOMETHING ALREADY MY BRIAN IS HURTING FROM ALL THE PERVERTED SAYINGS.'
"We must...," there was a pause as Xemnas sat on hid bed next to Saix." We must let Kaitlin into the Organization." I nearly fell from my squatting position under the desk.
"Why is that?" asked Saix calmly.
"Well think about it she's willing to kill to get her way and if we didn't have cameras or portals she would has killed someone. She is very cunning and is a good plotter some times," said Xemnas. 'This talk is going to swell up your ego. No it wont. He thinks we're cunning. That's what I mean one side of us will think highly of themselves now .I wont .I will.' (Side Note: Yes this is how my brain works)
"You have a point," said Saix.
"Good. Well see you tomorrow," said Xemnas. Saix left and Xemnas went to bed. I waited till one in the morning then slipped out of the room.
I, having been kicked out of my parents' house, went and found an extra room to sleep in. "Xemmy is letting me in the Organization. And he thinks Kaitlin is cunning, "I said in a sing song voice I pulled out my recorder. "Kaitlin's report number, lets see it's the next day so it would be number one. Xemnas, or Princess Mansex as I call him, is letting me into the Organization. He thinks Kaitlin is cunning, "I said.
I laid the recorder on the night stand. 'Now why did I say Kaitlin's report. Cause it sounds cooler. Yeah I have to agree with that. Ok so from now on it's Kaitlin's Report.'
