Shizuo Heiwajima was drunk. So drunk he would not remember what happened, then again... It would be a good thing...
His drunken form made its way down the dark street, home from the bar.
He stopped when he saw the most beautiful creature he'd ever seen in his life, he walked over planning to flirt endlessly... "Hey beautiful. Want some fun?" he slurred, placing a hand on their smooth surface. Careful not to break what, in his mind, was true perfection.
Izaya Orihara cackled loudly. Filming on his camera something he never thought he'd see.
There, just ten feet away, was his blonde arch rival, trying to make out with a vending machine.
"Shizu-chan loves vending machine-san neee?~" He said smirking.

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The next day the internet was abuzz with the latest popular video on youtube.
Of course the star of the clip wasn't aware just yet, "So shizuo have you seen the oatest internet sensation?" Asked Tom Tanaka, the bodyguards employer.
Shizuo shook his head, frowning. The man with dreadlocks pulled out his smartphone, got up the video and prepared to duck and cover.
The next thing people knew the sound of metal creaking and a large roar was heard.
"IIIIIZZZZZAAAAAYYYYYAAAAAA!"
Elsewhere, in his Shinju-ku apartment, a raven haired informant was laughing loudly, "Ahhh~ I love humans, but shizu-chan is my favourite!~"