Catch Me If You Can!

Miki: Sup?

Amu: WTF?

Miki: …

Miki: I'm insane aren't I?

Ikuto: Miki doesn't blah blah blah Shugo Chara! blah blah blah xAmuIkuto edited blah

Amu: Why all the "blah"s?

Ikuto: The better to seduce you with, my dear

Amu: Pervert!

Ikuto: *smirks*

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Tokyo High

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.:Normal POV:.

"School sucks," Amu said.

"Tell me about it," Rima replied.

"I know," said Utau.

"It's so annoying!" Ran, Miki, and Suu said in unison.

"Yaya loves candy but can't eat it because of school! School is mean!"

Obviously, Yaya said that.

All of them were walking to their new school, Tokyo High, because they had gotten kicked out of their last one. Basically, it involved several paintball guns, a few eggs, and the school principal.

I wonder what's gonna happen here?

"I heard they have dorms here," Utau said.

" Yaya wants us all to have a dorm!"

"Alright, it's settled, we all have the same dorm, and we don't care what we do to get it!

.:5 Minutes Later:.

"WHAAAAT? WE HAVE DIFFERENT DORMS?" the girls screamed.

"… yes…"

"Tch, we'll find a way out of it," Amu said as they walked out of the principal's office.

"COOL AND SPICY!"

"…"

"What's with them~nya?"

"EHH? Yoru?," she coughed, "I mean hi Yoru," said Ran.

"Who the H-E-double hockey sticks are you?" demanded Utau.

"~nya. I'm Yoru, junior at this school. Hey Ran~nya," Yoru said, giving a wave, "so what's with them?"

"Ignoring," said Rima.

"Yaya wants to go to her room to eat some candy!"

"Fine. Rima, Yaya, and I have room 123 (Yaya: Yay! Easy to remember!). Ran, Miki, and Suu, you have room 256. Amu, you have room 372," said Utau.

"Room 256~nya? Me and Kiseki have room 256 too~nya!"

1…

2…

"WHAAATT??"

3…

"Kiseki's here too?" asked Miki, perking up.

"Make sure they don't rape you, okay?" whispered Amu.

Ran and Miki blushed.

"Y-Yoru-kun isn't like that!" protested Ran.

"Kiseki-kun isn't like that either!" agreed Miki.

"Just be careful," Utau smiled with a wink.

"I'm touched~nya. Now let's go!"

"Wait!" Rima shouted.

"Hm?" replied Ran, Miki, and Suu.

"Make sure to do that to them."

"Maybe-desu." Suu said.

"Yaya wants to go to her dorm too!" cried Yaya.

"FINE LETS GO!"

"YAAAAY! CANDY!"

"Sorry Amu," Utau apologized.

"Hn," replied Amu.

.:Amu POV:.

THEY DESERTED ME! TWO-FACED, STINKIN, NO GOOD, PIE-STEALING, JET-RACING, HIPPO-FLYING DOUBLE-CROSSERS! I thought throughout my whole walk to the dorm. THEIR FLYING HIPPOS TOTALLY SUCKED! RIMA'S CLOWN HIPPO COULD BARELY FLY! GRRRRRR… Why can't they install elevators in this thing? See, that's another problem! The public education system. BAN IT! RIOT IN THE STREETS!

Finally! I reached the room! I opened the door and I gasped! I saw…

"IKUTO!?"

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Miki: Cliffie, no?

Rima: MY FLYING HIPPO DID NOT SUCK! IT WAS GREAT! CLOWNS ARE GREAT!

Amu: Okay…

Miki: Do the honors. Someone just do them.

Rima: REVIEW IF YOU LIKE FLYING CLOWN HIPPOS! OR ELSE! I'LL SEND TADASE AFTER YOU!

Miki: *shudders*

Miki: My worst nightmare.