Hehehe...I'm updating like crazy because I'm sick...cough! I don't own Harry Potter and Twilight.

Me: Once upon a time there was a bored sick person with a computer. She got bored so she-

Bella: *YAWN*

Me: Ahem *gives Bella the shut up or I'll kill you look* So she finshed reading Harry Potter 7 and Newmoon and

Bella: You're sooooo boring.

Me: AVADA KEDARVA!!!! *whips out wand*

Bella: *dies*

Millions of Bella haters: YAY!!!

Me: Anyway I got bored and used every cell of childishness in my body to create this fanfic. Enjoy

Let's get this party started!

Edward: Hello young boy! I would like to watch you in your sleep! *smiles and pats Harry on the head*

Harry: Cedric?

Edward: No, silly person about to get stocked, it is I ,Edward.

Harry: CEDWARD *eyes grow wide*

Edward: sigh...

Harry: STOCKEROUSPOOFUS!!!! *gets wand out*

Edward: *poof*

Harry: HOORAY!!!

In the forest...

Nessie: Hybred?

Hagrid: Human parent?

Nessie: YES!!! *hugs hagrid*

Lupin: Werewolf?

Jacob: Hate being a werewolf?

Lupin: YES!!!

Aro: Vampire?

Voldemort: No.

Aro: *uses awesome vamp powers to destroy Voldemort*

Hagrid: Hoozah for the sparkling gay guy!

All the way at the Cullen's house, in Jasper's closet.

Draco: Hello Jasper.

Jasper: ???
Draco: I am your mother.

Jasper: ???

Draco: Come give your moma a kiss.

Jasper: *runs away*

Draco: Darn. That worked on the last guy.

Emmett: You mean you're not my mommy? *sniffs*

At hogwarts...

Ron: Oh no! Snape's becoming a vampire!

Me: What do we do?

Ron: Something stupid of course

Snape: *shakes wildly*

Me:Okay here goes *sings*

Snape....

You're becoming a vamp and now there's no escape...

So now Jacob Black will have to crush you like a grape...

Don't touch Harry's mom ever again

Cause you'll have sparkling vampire friends

WITH CAPES!!!!

Snape: Hey...I'm hungry. *gets up and looks at me*

Me: Uh-Oh.

Luna's house...

Luna: rufjrufjrfrufjssa

Esme: jfiuejwiujru4hgurnvfnv

Luna: dufjrjfrvn *points at Carlisle*

Esme: jfiejifjrfij! *laughs*

Luna: rfhurhfrhf! *laughs*

Carlisle:?

Esme: eihruguiev *points at Carlise and laughs*

Carlisle: Akward...

My house...

Dumbledore: *taking a shower*

Me: *unaware that there's an old guy in my bathroom*

Me: *pulls back curtain*

Dumbledore: *shrieks like an old lady and covers up*

Me: *screams*

Dumbledore: Hi?

Me: Why are you in my house?

Dumbledore: Hermoine took all the hot water at hogwarts...

Me: Ughhh....never mind.*walks out*

By the Clearwaters'...

Seth: Hey Leah! It's one of those rare ugly mutant thingies you taught me about Lee!

Leah: That it is, Seth. That it is.

Seth: Can I poke it?

Ginny: No!

Leah: It SPEAKS!!!

Seth: That's a violation against nature!

Leah: And the laws of all things fanfic!

Leah & Seth: *runs away*

Alice: I told you you should of shaved.

Ginny: Bloody hell.

Hope you enjoyed! I'll be updating VERY soon since I'm sick!