Hehehe...I'm updating like crazy because I'm sick...cough! I don't own Harry Potter and Twilight.
Me: Once upon a time there was a bored sick person with a computer. She got bored so she-
Bella: *YAWN*
Me: Ahem *gives Bella the shut up or I'll kill you look* So she finshed reading Harry Potter 7 and Newmoon and
Bella: You're sooooo boring.
Me: AVADA KEDARVA!!!! *whips out wand*
Bella: *dies*
Millions of Bella haters: YAY!!!
Me: Anyway I got bored and used every cell of childishness in my body to create this fanfic. Enjoy
Let's get this party started!
Edward: Hello young boy! I would like to watch you in your sleep! *smiles and pats Harry on the head*
Harry: Cedric?
Edward: No, silly person about to get stocked, it is I ,Edward.
Harry: CEDWARD *eyes grow wide*
Edward: sigh...
Harry: STOCKEROUSPOOFUS!!!! *gets wand out*
Edward: *poof*
Harry: HOORAY!!!
In the forest...
Nessie: Hybred?
Hagrid: Human parent?
Nessie: YES!!! *hugs hagrid*
Lupin: Werewolf?
Jacob: Hate being a werewolf?
Lupin: YES!!!
Aro: Vampire?
Voldemort: No.
Aro: *uses awesome vamp powers to destroy Voldemort*
Hagrid: Hoozah for the sparkling gay guy!
All the way at the Cullen's house, in Jasper's closet.
Draco: Hello Jasper.
Jasper: ???
Draco: I am your mother.
Jasper: ???
Draco: Come give your moma a kiss.
Jasper: *runs away*
Draco: Darn. That worked on the last guy.
Emmett: You mean you're not my mommy? *sniffs*
At hogwarts...
Ron: Oh no! Snape's becoming a vampire!
Me: What do we do?
Ron: Something stupid of course
Snape: *shakes wildly*
Me:Okay here goes *sings*
Snape....
You're becoming a vamp and now there's no escape...
So now Jacob Black will have to crush you like a grape...
Don't touch Harry's mom ever again
Cause you'll have sparkling vampire friends
WITH CAPES!!!!
Snape: Hey...I'm hungry. *gets up and looks at me*
Me: Uh-Oh.
Luna's house...
Luna: rufjrufjrfrufjssa
Esme: jfiuejwiujru4hgurnvfnv
Luna: dufjrjfrvn *points at Carlisle*
Esme: jfiejifjrfij! *laughs*
Luna: rfhurhfrhf! *laughs*
Carlisle:?
Esme: eihruguiev *points at Carlise and laughs*
Carlisle: Akward...
My house...
Dumbledore: *taking a shower*
Me: *unaware that there's an old guy in my bathroom*
Me: *pulls back curtain*
Dumbledore: *shrieks like an old lady and covers up*
Me: *screams*
Dumbledore: Hi?
Me: Why are you in my house?
Dumbledore: Hermoine took all the hot water at hogwarts...
Me: Ughhh....never mind.*walks out*
By the Clearwaters'...
Seth: Hey Leah! It's one of those rare ugly mutant thingies you taught me about Lee!
Leah: That it is, Seth. That it is.
Seth: Can I poke it?
Ginny: No!
Leah: It SPEAKS!!!
Seth: That's a violation against nature!
Leah: And the laws of all things fanfic!
Leah & Seth: *runs away*
Alice: I told you you should of shaved.
Ginny: Bloody hell.
Hope you enjoyed! I'll be updating VERY soon since I'm sick!
