Disclaimer: If I owned it, do you really believe I'd be writing fanfiction of it on a fanfiction based community? I thought not.
Warning: This fic contains shounen-ai, if you don't like it then get the hell out of here.
Pairings: SxL, Eventual SxC, & other multiple pairings.
A/N: Hey all, this fic is my break from the other stories and stress relief. Comments would help get back into the mood of re-writing the lost chapters of the other stories, y'know hint hint.

EXPRESS DELIVERY

Prologue

"Who is it?" Riku hollered.

An unidentified, but sexy voice returned, "Strife's delivery service, we've got a delivery for you."

Wondering what it could be Riku jumped off his couch and headed to the front door, he opened the door revealing, a hot, leather clad blond.

Too in awe of his appearance Riku failed to notice the man's lack of a package, "Excuse me sir, would you happen to be Riku Destiny?

Riku flashed his heart melting smile and replied, "Why, yes I am. What can I do for you?"

The blond remained his stoic, if not bored expression, "would you mind signing here to ensure you received the delivery?"

Riku complied then added with another smile, "Now then, what have you got for me?"

This time the man did smile back, Riku would've made a move on him, if not for the cold slap that followed immediately after.

Too shocked to become angry, Riku merely just stared at the blond man who'd just slapped him for no apparent reason, while soothing the stinging sensation on his left cheek.

The blond seemingly repeated, "you bastard!" This time Riku became angry. Why the hell was some delivery boy he never met before cursing at him and slapping him?!

Said delivery boy coughed then continued, "WHY-HOW COULD YOU?! You had me, yet you go and sleep with Kairi?! AND YOU GOT HER PREGNANT?! I HATE YOU! From Sora Heart with abhorrence."

Before Riku could say anything he was slapped again, this time on the other cheat. The delivery boy resumed his message relay, "You bastard! You got me pregnant! I HATE YOU! Love, Kairi. P.S You'd better take responsibility ♥.

At this point Riku was a bit hysterical, "DUDE WHAT THE FU-" and interrupted yet again by a rather painful blow to the face which held enough force to cause his back to hit the wall.

"Come near Sora again and I'll murder you, bitch. With malice, Leon."

Riku (who was now crouched on the floor, back to the wall) stared at the blond man, who was turning to leave with his mouth agape. The man stopped for a moment, "oh, by the way, your friend Axel would like to invite you to the Silver Key Club, tonight at eight," with that he walked over to his motorcycle and within a few seconds he was long gone.

Riku blinked twice, what the hell had just happened?

Not a minute later, a tall boy with long spiky red hair jogged over to Riku's front door, "Hey, was that tight ass bike from SDS? Awesome! Express IS fast! Did you get the message I sent yo- WOAH! Riku, what the hell happened to you?!"

Not quite hearing Axel, Riku eyes' bore invisible holes into the now absent blond headed figure at the door, his brain trying to process all the information that been so quickly relayed to him. 1) Sora was angry at him. Fuck. 2) Kairi was pregnant. Pfff, that was no surprise, he knew Kairi was a whore. 2 & ½ ) With HIS child. Shit. 3) Leon was out to get him. Just fucking wonderful. 4) He was now sporting the imperfections that are two swollen cheeks, cut lip and a black eye on his face. Damn it all to hell.

Riku caught a glimpse of something from the corner of his eye, beneath Axel's foot was a small card that read, "Strife's Delivery Service! We deliver anything and everything!"