American Princess

Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I do not own anything from Sailor Moon or "Royally Jacked", by Niki Burnham, which this story is loosely based on.

Summary: From the public point of view, Serenity Woods, the President of the United States' daughter, seems to be the perfect model for young women everywhere. At the age of seventeen, she is studying at the best school around, Stony Creek High School, and getting top marks. But what the public, and especially her Father, don't know is that she leads a double life. She parties like crazy whenever she can and nobody finds out, until one day.

In an embarrassing scene one day, she is caught by her Father, friends and news reporters. As punishment, she is sent away to a private school in some dinky little country in Europe in hopes that she will learn her lesson, and to possibly end the long time feud between America and the "dinky country" by an arranged marriage to the prince there. But, Serenity Woods is not some one you tango with easily. Once her mind is set on something, there's no changing it. Then one day, some one walks into her life that might change it.

Chapter One: Bridesmaids, Phone Calls, and Party Plans

Friday, April 6th 3:25 pm – The White House

"I am NOT going to be a bridesmaid for that horrid WITCH!" Serenity Woods shouted and stamped her foot angrily. With long blonde hair and bright blue eyes that look so innocent and a willowy figure that made a lot of girls jealous, Serenity was easily the one of the most beautiful girls in America. Right now, her facial features were contorted into rage which was primarily focused on her father, who at the moment was sitting at his large gray desk in the middle of a white oval room with his head between his hands. "Pansy Porter can rot in hell for all I care! She is the shallowest meanest person I have ever met and I am not going to her wedding at ALL! And she pairs me up with her geeky cousin Melvin. Remember last time I saw him, Daddy? He tried to feel me up! Ew! He's going to do it again if I have to be paired with him."

"I remember and I'm sorry about that, but her Father is the Senator from New York and you can't back out of this without making it look bad for you and me and you don't want to do that do you, sweet pea?" Henry Woods looked up at his daughter. Brown hair with a few gray streaks covered his head. Blue-green eyes stared pleadingly at her. Serenity frowned.

"No! She is always looking for a way to beat me in something and if she does, she makes sure everyone knows it. She told the ENTIRE school I had herpes or something and made me lose to her for Homecoming Queen!"

A few secret service agents standing or sitting in the room hid smiles behind their hands. President Woods simply sighed and got up from his seat to look out the large rectangular windows that overlooked the White House Estate grounds and some parts of the city of Washington D.C.

"But for that winter dance thing you told the teachers that she cheated on her final in French so she was disqualified for the running for that queen thing."

"Well, she deserved it. Come on, Daddy. It's not going to be bad for you. Pansy will probably just call in Britney Spears since apparently those two are like this." Serenity crossed her fingers. She wore a simple beige suit and her hair was elegantly French braided. "You have the office for, like, eight more years! Ninety-eight percent of the population voted for you last fall."

"I'm sorry, Serena, but you're going on Sunday whether you like it or not. And you should think about marriage too. I know it's a little early right now, Pansy is eighteen and all, but after you finish your studies, don't you want to settle down?"

Serena rolled her eyes. She glared once at her father before spinning around storming out of the office, only stopping once to kick a golf ball that lay in her way. It bounced against the wall with a thud and rolled underneath the white couch.

"I'm going to the "Girls Against Drugs" meeting tonight!" She shouted back as she stomped through the halls of the White House. Sometimes having her father as the president was infuriating! Where was her mother when she needed her? Oh yeah. She's touring some third world country in Africa to help kids or something. Geez, she helps stranger kids, but she can't even help out her own daughter? Quit trying to be the next Princess Diana and come help your own daughter get out of a wedding of her arch nemesis and being molested by a greasy guy who thinks he's God's gift to women! (AN: Sorry Melvin lovers!)

Ding-a-ling! Her cell phone rang through the pocket in her pants. Serena grabbed it and answered it.

"Hello?"

"Hey, Serena! It's Lita!"

"Oh, hey! What's up?"

"Well, there's this bangin' party tonight at Blossom's and I was wondering if you wanted to go with."

"Mm, who's going?"

"I dunno, but Rich just called and told me that Jake was going to be there."

"NO WAY!"

"Yes way!"

"Oh my God! I am so there! Oh, what should I wear?"

"Ooh, where that red number we got last Saturday at the outlet mall. That'll catch his attention."

"Yeah, if Pansy can keep her paws off him."

"God, she's getting married on Sunday to a handsome rich guy and she's still sleeping around?"

"Knowing Pansy, she'll be sleeping around until she can no longer move."

"She has nothing on you, girl. I don't know why Jake went out with her to the movies that one time. But, I did hear him ask about you to Paul yesterday in Bio!"

"What did he say?!"

"He said, 'You know Serenity Woods?' And Paul said, 'Yeah, she's cool.' Then, Jake said, 'Is she seeing anyone?' And Paul said, 'Nope.'"

"Yes! I have been interested in him for SO long. Finally I get some feedback from him."

"He is so hot. He rivals Ashton Kutcher in looks."

"I know! Sandy brown hair, sea green eyes and a body made for hotness, what more can a girl want?"

BEEP!

"Oh, that's probably Rich. I'd better go, Serena. See you tonight! I'll pick you up in back of school by the gym."

"All right! Bye!"

Serena gazed dreamily into the air as she walked up the stairs to her room. This night was what she had been waiting for, for a long time.

Four hours later, a black limo pulled into the school parking lot. Stony Creek High was a large school for years 10-12. It was built out of gray stones and large willow trees grew all around. Serena sighed as she was escorted into the school by four secret service men. That was one of the bad things about being related to the president – everywhere you went, you had agents covering and following you.

They filed into the classroom where the meeting was being held. Many girls were already there and when Serena came in, they giggled at the sight of four men lurking over her. Serena frowned. Usually only one agent came with her to school and activities, but her father had insisted that it was for security and they should step up a notch because one never knows when an evil terrorist or bystander could grab a gun from their pocket and attack Serena as she walked from class to class.

"Boys, I have to go to the ladies' room. Excuse me," Serena said as she made her way towards the exit.

"I'll go with you," the tallest man said. His name was Joe or something. Serena only nodded and continued to the nearest bathroom.

"I'll be safe by myself," Serena laughed when the agent made a move to go in with her. She pointed to the sign. "Unless you're hiding something, I don't think you should go in."

The agent shrugged and stood by the door next to the water fountain. Serena rolled her eyes and went in. After firmly shutting the door, she tore off the plaid skirt and red top she was wearing to reveal a slinky red dress that reached to her mid thighs. It clung to her every curve and crossed at the top over her shoulders in spaghetti straps. A few sparkles had been added in giving it a glittery look. She quickly applied red lipstick and pink eye shadow and dusted her shoulders and neck with glitter before letting her hair cascade from her bun into loose waves that fell about her shoulders and down her back to the middle of her back.

"Sexy," Serena whispered. The agent politely knocked, reminding her that she had a time limit. She turned over an empty trash can and hopped on top of it to open the rectangular window high above in the bland white bathroom with blue stalls. The window creaked a bit when opened, but Serena managed to squeeze through the open space and jump down outside onto the pavement. She ran over to the gym where a red BMW honked at her impatiently and jumped in.

"Ready to roll?" Lita asked smiling from the driver's seat. Serena laughed and nodded. Lita wore a green tube top and dark jeans. Her light brown hair was piled into sexy curls on top of her head and her green eyes glittered excitedly. "Rich is meeting us there and he said Jake was already there."

"Then, let's book it!" Serena shouted and clasped her seatbelt and turned up the music blaring from the radio. Green Day was playing and Serena was singing all the words along with it as the two girls pulled out of the school and headed to Blossom's.

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Author Notes: How was it? Thumbs UP or thumbs down? Review for the next chapter!!! 7-10 reviews at least for the next chapter. It's going to get better. It's mainly a romance between Darien (guess which character he is ^_^) and Serena, so no worries with Jake.

Chapter Two: Guys, Alcohol and Secret Agents