A word from our sponsers
* camera pans in on to a darken faced*
??? : During the time of Alpha I was a 900 pound lump. I was overly bloated with evil power.
* lights flicker revealing a man in armour and cape *
??? : For years it was said that between my confrontation with Ryu and the second Street Fighter Tournament I lost most of my psycho power, and thus slimmed.
* camera reveals M Bison *
Bison : That however is untrue. This is the secret of my success.
* camera pans to show a table full of cans *
* camera zooms in on top can *
Can: * reads "WEIGHTLOSE 4000"
VoiceOver (overly excited and shouted) : WEIGHTLOSE 4000
Bison (overly excited and shouted) : WeightLose 4000 the ultimate in weight loss made sure that all the extra pounds I gained from evil pshyco powers was turned into lean mean killing machine.
* Close up of a Medical Diagram of the stomach *
Bison : WeightLose 4000 enters the mouth and goes directly to the digestive system.
* image shows man drinking drink and the liquid flowing through his body *
Bison : its sent straight into the blood stram helping you trim down that unessacary evil power. I was a 900 lbs Tough guy, now im a 150lbs weakling.
And say it with me
Bison :Weakling
Crowd : Weakling
Bison :Weakling !
Crowd : Weakling !
Bison :WEAKLING
Crowd : WEAKLING
All : WEAK - LING !!!
Voice over : WeighLose 4000 from the makers of WEIGHTGAIN 4000
(Beefcake!)
* on screen display and voice over * : May cause ireversable damage to any Psycho Power or Evil Intent.
Bison * horrified look *: What ?!
Akuma* horrified look *: Me Suit ?!
* screen fades to black *
* camera pans in on to a darken faced*
??? : During the time of Alpha I was a 900 pound lump. I was overly bloated with evil power.
* lights flicker revealing a man in armour and cape *
??? : For years it was said that between my confrontation with Ryu and the second Street Fighter Tournament I lost most of my psycho power, and thus slimmed.
* camera reveals M Bison *
Bison : That however is untrue. This is the secret of my success.
* camera pans to show a table full of cans *
* camera zooms in on top can *
Can: * reads "WEIGHTLOSE 4000"
VoiceOver (overly excited and shouted) : WEIGHTLOSE 4000
Bison (overly excited and shouted) : WeightLose 4000 the ultimate in weight loss made sure that all the extra pounds I gained from evil pshyco powers was turned into lean mean killing machine.
* Close up of a Medical Diagram of the stomach *
Bison : WeightLose 4000 enters the mouth and goes directly to the digestive system.
* image shows man drinking drink and the liquid flowing through his body *
Bison : its sent straight into the blood stram helping you trim down that unessacary evil power. I was a 900 lbs Tough guy, now im a 150lbs weakling.
And say it with me
Bison :Weakling
Crowd : Weakling
Bison :Weakling !
Crowd : Weakling !
Bison :WEAKLING
Crowd : WEAKLING
All : WEAK - LING !!!
Voice over : WeighLose 4000 from the makers of WEIGHTGAIN 4000
(Beefcake!)
* on screen display and voice over * : May cause ireversable damage to any Psycho Power or Evil Intent.
Bison * horrified look *: What ?!
Akuma* horrified look *: Me Suit ?!
* screen fades to black *
