Being a newlywed was a beautiful feeling. Between endless days and very warm nights the glow was nothing but bliss.
Chi-Chi was the housewife she longed to be and with a man so pure and full of life.
What could possibly go wrong?
Goku's little habit actually.
Chi-Chi learned quickly that her new husband had an appetite that could feed the country and then some. It took many meal to fill Goku, Chi-chi tried to not let it bother her as it gave her an excuse to try new recipes. So again nothing was wrong.
Well his food obsession wasn't the issue it was how he ate that drove the princess up the walls.
When Goku ate he took tremendous bites and every single morsel was visible to her. He ate never bothered to swallow before stuffing another poor piece of meat into his maw forcing Chi-Chi to see disgustedly down his gullet. Chi-Chi never finally brought it up one day.
"Goku," She started softly surprised he could hear over his obnoxious chewing. "Goku listen, when you eat you have to take smaller bite or else you'll choke and for heaven's sakes close your mouth."
He did, a large bulge going down his throat. "Sorry Chi." he said simply and watched as she ate daintily so he could mimic her. It was hard for the Saiyan to stop his nature from telling him to gobble the delicious food but he'd try for her.
This lasted an amazing whole day before he was back to horking down his food like no tomorrow.
The chewing.
The slurping.
Oh Kami the popping sound after licking his greasy fingers clean was probably the worst. "Stop Goku. I know you don't know better but we went over this!" She told him again, the aggravation evident in her voice.
"I can't help it!" He replied mouth still full.
"Try!"
Chi-Chi tossed a napkin at her husband but he purposely didn't take it. What was the point of a napkin when your tongue can do the same? She had no problem with his tongue play yesterday.
Goku picked up a chicken leg and his chopsticks then threw both leg and rice in his mouth. "This is really good ya'know." he pulled out a clean chicken bone.
"…Thank you." Chi-Chi was looking away at this point, no longer caring to gape at the man. Her blood was boiling and heart racing. She saw red.
The next day would prove to be the final straw as she sat across from that man and literally saw every tiny bit of food enter his mouth.
"Ahm!" He said then a new piece was introduced to the others.
Chew.
Slurp.
Gulp.
Pop.
"Ahm!"
Chew!
Slurp!
Glup!
Pop!
SLURP! Slurping the sauce off his lips!
Ripping off the beef from the bone to CHEW as loudly as possible!
Making a huge show of swallowing the disgusting mass he'd clump in his chipmunk cheeks
Then finishing off the horrid symphony with a POP!
Chi-Chi couldn't take it anymore.
It felt like she'd lost her mind just predicting when the next sound would erupt from his body.
And then it hit her...literally. From out his jaw a piece of rice plopped right on her cheek. Chi-Chi thought she could've been covered in slime and care less than how she felt when that insignificant piece of rice landed on her.
She stood and without Goku seeming to notice she took the a shotgun off the kitchen wall and checked. Sure enough two bullets still nestled in the break action.
Her father gave them the gun as a wedding gift and Chi-Chi only bothered to load it for her father's sake.
Goku never heard Chi-Chi click the gun close or even use his sensitive hearing to alert him to her almost sloppy attempt to place it right on her shoulder.
It was too late anyhow as Chi-Chi simply aimed it straight at Goku's head and before the last POP could be heard a loud BLAM took it's place and then another. Goku's head fell forward into his food and coated the plates with pooling blood.
Chi-Chi's vision finally cleared and what she saw didn't surprise her. She knew what she did and what she did was purposeful. The only thing left to do would be to tell the truth.
Son Chi-Chi killed Son Goku and she regretted nothing.
