Title: Witch Way to Demonville?
Rating: PG
Fandom: Smallville/Charmed
Pairings: very small indication of Piper/Leo
Warnings: Takes place sometime after Lex and Lana's divorce and Paige becoming a Charmed One. Also, character death warning.
Disclaimer/Claimer: I don't own Smallville or Charmed. Don't sue, please.
Summary: The sisters try to take a break from magic in the middle of nowhere, but that was until they heard of Lana Luthor…Lang…whatever.

Written for Mission Insane (on Livejournal)Crossover Table. Also written for the Luthor Deathfest at Smallville Character Death (also on Livejournal).


"I'm telling you, whoever this Lana girl is, I think she's a demon."

"Paige, how do you know?" Piper asked. "You've been a witch for like, what, a month?"

"Look, all I know is I got a bad feeling while I was around her, and everybody I've talked to thinks she ruins every man she's with."

"Are you sure those people weren't jealous?" Piper answered, giving her a look of doubt. "I mean, she was married to the richest guy in town."

"I still think she's a demon."

"Well all I know is we came out here to get away from demons. I'm not going to go out of my way just because you had a bad feeling."

"What bad feeling?" Phoebe asked, walking out of the bathroom, dressed for a night out.

"Paige thinks Lana Luthor is a demon." Piper paused, looking thoughtful. "Luthor? Lang? …Whatever."

"Leo!" Paige yelled, obviously irritated. A moment or two later, Leo appeared in little balls of blue-tinted light.

"What is it?" he asked.

"Paige thinks she found a demon." Piper said in a tone that said 'yeah right'.

"I just had this feeling about her, like there was something wrong."

"She might be right," Leo said, looking at Piper. "She's half whitelighter. She could have sensed something."

"See?!" Paige said. "Now, come on. We'll find her and you can do that 'splodey thing you do and we'll be right back to our vacation."

"You think she's a succubus?" Phoebe asked. "It might explain why men can't seem to resist her and they lose all sense of manhood after being with her."

"No," Piper said shaking her head, "A succubus would have killed her victims."

"Yeah, but not all demons are killers," Phoebe said. "Maybe she's only half demon like Cole."

"Or maybe all of you have gone completely insane!" Piper was obviously not welcoming the idea.

"We should orb back to the house, check the book, and start mixing potions," said Phoebe.

"'Splodey," Paige said, gesturing.

Piper sighed.

"Let's just find her," Piper said, standing. "I'll blow her up and we can forget all about demons and magic until we get back home."

"Wait, honey!" Leo said, stopping her. "What if she's not a demon?"

"Sounds like a demon to me," Paige said. "Let's go." She grabbed the hands of the other two, transporting them from their room to the farm the same way Leo transported to them earlier.

"How did you know where to find her?" Phoebe asked Paige.

"Hey, I did my homework." She looked up at the barn window. "Well, that was easy." The other two look that direction and saw Lana, who was staring up at the sky. Paige looked at Piper. "What are you waiting for?"

Piper nodded and gestured with her hands. Right away the girl burst into flames, screaming like a banshee…in a manner of speaking.

"Okay," Piper said, "can we have a normal vacation now?"