Disclaimer: I do not own Megamind (not even the DVD) or any other characters. I don't get anything out of doing this.

A/N: Okay, so this is my first story. I really hope that you will like it (please *puppy eyes*) I will already say sorry for any misspelled words! (I am not born in any english speaking century, and english is my second language at school, so please be patient and please tell me if I write something wrong.

So I just got this idea of a picture somewhere (don't ask, I don't remember), with Roxy wearing some evilish clothes, and then it just developed... wops, my brain is overreacting again. Sue me!

Warning: There WILL BE SWEARING here. The ratings may increase after a while though...

Anyways, ON WITH THE STORY

«We meet again, Miss Ritchi» Roxanne Ritchi rolled her eyes. She sat in the well-known chair, with a well-known head ache, and with a well-known smell in her nose. She was kidnapped, but she wasn't surprised. It was Wednesday, she normally got kidnapped that day. Before she coud answer ('Why shouldn't we? You've kidnapped me as always!'), a brainbot flew inside the room. It let out a road of bowg bowgs. Megamind slowly became a lighter blue colour. «Oh! U-uh…» He said and threw a nervous look at Roxanne. «Er, yes, I-I'm on my way!» He told the robot, then turned to face the two others. «I, eh… I've-I've gotta go fix this, sorry Miss Ritchi!» Then he rushed out of the room.

Roxanne blinked, and then an evil smirk grew on her face. What a perfect timing! «Um, Minion?» She asked. Minion walked nervously over at her side. «Yes, Miss Ritchi?» He asked her back. «It's Megaminds' birthday in a week, right?» She knew that, because last year he couldn't stop talking about it, and she noted the date. And now, this year, she had a perfect birtday gift for him. But she needed Minions help. «Oh, you remembered? That's-that's great Miss Ritchi!» The alien fish said. Roxanne couldn't but smile. «Yeah, and I need your help to make him a present.»

«O-kay? What do you need?» He said curious.

«There's a few things that I want you to do… first, will I be kidnapped that day?» She was pretty sure that she would, but you can never be sure enough.

«Uh… yeah?» Minion answered.

«Okay, great! I need you to make me some clothes.»

She saw the fish lit up. So he would help her. Nice!

«Clothes, Miss Ritchi? What kind of clothes?»

She smirked evily again.

«Oh, just what you're used to. You know, black leather, cape, spikes,» She could hear Minion gasp behind her.

«Are you serious Miss Ritchi?!»

She simply nodded.

«Oh, well of course! I have some designs ready!» He said very happily, and almost started up and down at the spot.

«Designs? You have clothes designed for me?» She laughed. If a fish could blush, Minion would do it now.

«I just get… bored» He tried to explain, looking down. Roxanne just laughed again.

«Look, heres my number. Text me sometime so I can try on the clothes before the kidnapping, 'key?» Minion nodded, and she gave him her number. Suddenly Megaminds voice came from Minions watch.

«Minion, code: Send Miss Ritchi home!»

He asked her for getting sent home? That only ment that something probably would explode.

«Code: I'm on it Sir.»

Minion were about spraying her, when Megaminds voice again came through the fish watch.

«Hurry up!»

Okay, that did not sound good.

«Is it… that thing, Sir?» Minion asked.

«I'm afraid it is, Minion.»

The sounds of something breaking were heard in the background.

«Fuck. Minion, find shelter quickly. Bring Miss Ritchi with you! I don't think she's safe at her home.» Minion widened his eyes, and picked her up over his shoulder. That did definatly not sound good!

«I'll call Metro Mahn. I'm not sure for how long I can hold this!» Megamind wanted to call Metro Man?! This was very, very bad. Minion started running towards the exit.

«How long time do we have Sir?» Minion asked. He was not calm anymore. Not at all. More sounds of stuff breaking, metal that hit metal, a buzzing sound and brainbots… panicing?

«Five minutes, max.» God. Not good. The fur on Minions shoulder tickled her in her nose, and she sneezed.

«I'm sorry, Miss Ritchi, but I have to do this!» Minion said, and sprayed her in the face with the knock-out spray, just as they got into the now visible car.

Roxanne slowly opened her eyes. It was dark almost everyowhere around her, only a dim light in what she would suspect was the roof (she wasn't quite sure) was making her see her surroundings. It was a room, of course. The size was not hard to get (it was about the same size as her living room). It looked like the walls were made of somewhat black rock, or so it seemed since it was ozing cold out of it. She wasn't sure about the floor (what she suspected, at least) since she was laying on a… couch? In front of her were a table, and on it there were standing an old styleish black radio with blue lighting and spikes on it.

Around her there were many shelfes, and these shelfs were full of blue glowing cubes. The cubes were stacked together, so close it almost looked like a whole blue wall. The smell hit her, and she tried to fight the urge to place something in front of her nose. It smelled grass, wet dirt and rain. Opposite of her there was another couch. It was blue, that too. And on it, there were sitting an extremly nervous Minion. As slowly as she opened her eyes, Roxanne sat up at her elbows.

«M-Minion?» She asked, and Minions eyes fluttered open. Was this some kind of kidnap joke? Why was she here? And then… then she looked into Minions eyes, these brown, soothing eyes that were so friendly. They were filled with horror and sadness. She almost saw the event repeat in his eyes, and… and…

«Megamind» Roxanne whispered out as she remembered everything.

Hurry up, I'll call Metro Man, don't think she's safe at her home, fuck, five minutes, max.

-Shit- she thought, and placed a hand over her mouth. –shit-