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Rio: Phil I love you!

Phil: Um…..Rio, why are you standing on the edge of this extremely tall building?

Rio: Because if you don't love me I'll commit suicide.

Phil: O.O

Rio: Do you love me?

Phil: I'm sorry Rio, I can't love you, I'm in love…… with

Rio: WHO?!

Phil: I'm in love with Yu Hikura!

Dramatic music plays

Rio: T.T

Phil: Rio, I'm sorry!

Rio: Goodbye world!

Phil: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait!

Rio: *stops* yes?

Phil: I LOVE YOU!

Rio: Really?

Phil: Uh…yes

Rio: YAY! Someone loves me! *sniffs the air* I smell chicken! *follows the scent and accidentally trips over a cable cord and falls off the building*

Phil: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! *reaches out to grab Rio, but is too late*

Meanwhile……..

Erts is walking around this huge building while holding a roasted chicken.

Erts: Hey kitty, kitty, Mr. Snuggums? Where are you?

Rio: *falling* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hmmm……….I smell chicken…*lands on Erts*

Erts: x_x

Rio: x_x

Phil: *looks down* Oh no! *runs down*

Tune walks by

Tune: *gasp* Erts! *rushes over to Erts*

Erts: *dying voice* Tune…………Before I die………….I have two requests……..

Tune: *gasp* What is it?

Erts: Find Mr. Snuggums, and take good care of him, his favorite food is chicken, don't try to feed him fish because he goes nuts.

Tune: *starts crying* okay

Erts: And another thing……..

Tune: Anything

Erts: Get Rio off of me.

Tune: *stops crying* okay *pulls Rio off of Erts*

Phil finds Tune, a dying Erts, and an unconscious Rio.

Phil: Oh my gosh! We've got to get them to the nearest hospital!

Erts: Goodbye world! *rolls over and dies*

Tune: *hyper venerating* I can't take this anymore, Phil can you get a refill on my asthma pump?

Phil: Um…….sure

Tune: Thanks! *faints*

~Meanwhile~

Leena: Garu, I don't understand, why are you breaking up with me?

Gareas: Because……….I don't love you anymore!

Leena: But, I still love you!

Gareas: I know it's tough Leena, but you have to get over me! I mean sure, I'm such a hot and sexy guy, but you'll get over it, eventually.

Leena: *sweat drop* I still don't understand……

Gareas: I know it's a bit confusing.

Leena: But why?!

Gareas: I'm in love with someone else!

Leena: Who is it?

Gareas: It's, it's Teela!

Dramatic music plays

Leena: Teela?!

Gareas: Yes! Teela…..I'm going to go confess to her later.

Leena: I don't wanna live anymore! *runs away*

Gareas: *sweat drop*

~Meanwhile~ At the hospital

Phil is standing outside the emergency room.

Phil: *pacing around* I hope Tune and Rio are okay.

Dr. Rill comes out.

Phil: Doctor! How bad is it?!

Rill: Do you really want to know, can you handle it?

Phil: Oh no! It's something bad isn't it?!

Rill: Yes, I'm afraid so.

Phil: I think I can handle it.

Rill: You sure?

Phil: No! Don't tell me!

Rill: Okay I won't tell you then.

Phil: Wait I wanna know!

Rill: Are you sure?

Phil: No! I'm not sure.

Rill: Well then I'll be going then.

Phil: Wait! I wanna know!

Rill: Are you sure?

Phil: No! Yes! Wait no! Actually I'm quite curious.

Rill: *getting annoyed* I'm just going to tell you then!

Phil: Wait! I'm not ready for the truth!

Rill: *is extremely mad and annoyed* MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!!!

Phil: No I don't want to know!

Rill: Okay then *starts walking away*

Phil: Wait I wanna know!

Rill: GRRRR…………….*punches Phil*

Phil: x_X ow *falls over*

Yukine and Mitche rushes out and carries Phil away in a stretcher.

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Leena: How dare she?! I can't believe Teela just stole my man! I mean there is absolutely no chemistry between the two of them! I must plot Teela's demise! *laughs evilly* Mwahahahahahaaaahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa.

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At a some French restaurant.

Garu: I love you Teela!

Teela: Umm…………Garu, I don't know what to say…..

Garu: I know what you can say! You can say you love me too!

Teela: I'm sorry, I gotta go somewhere now! Bye!

Garu: I'll follow you to the ends of the world Teela!

Teela: Um…… yeah whatever *leaves*

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Scene changes to a lovely park with pretty flowers and squirrels.

Yu: Kazuhi……I have something to tell you

Kazuhi: What is it my brother?

Yu: I'm not your real brother…..

Dramatic music plays

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Narrator: How will Kazuhi react to this brutal truth? And what exactly is Leena planning to do to Teela? Will Tune, Rio, and Phil ever get out of the hospital? Who is going to take care of Mr. Snuggums now that Tune is unconscious? And when will Erts funeral be?

Find out on the next episode of Disturbingly weird Soap.

To Be Continue

Well? How was it? Reviews, flames?

*sighs* I just can't seem to write anything serious, it's just so hard! My last attempt was a total failure if you have read Locked Away, which I deleted.

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