It was the evening around skull fortress. The wind was blowing the trees blissfully. Woodman's pets were prancing about. Fittingly, the sun was not shining on the fortress. Instead, there was a shadow casting over it. Dim lighting for a very dim human, despite his intelligence quotient.
The robot masters Wily built were discussing what things they did to humanity. They discussed both the good and bad.
"Alright." Metal started. "What terrible things did you do to our neighbors, the humans today?" Quickman immediately responded. " I raced the fastest human in the area." he said smugly. "I won of course." "Of course you would win. You can run as fast as a cheetah." replied Flashman. "No one was talking to ya, gear head." Flash scowled.
"I fed helpless woodland creatures that the humans kidnapped." answered Wood. "I believe those are called pets." Metal replied. "Fair enough." Wood finished. "Anyone else?" asked Metalman.
"I saved a goose from getting eaten by some humans. Those humans will eat anything. Even us." said Crashman. "I wonder where that goose is now." Crash pondered while everyone gave a look of disgust in is direction. Who would even imagine that robots could be consumed. Unless Crash was a cannibal, that shouldn't have been fathomed.
Airman had described slapping a human in spite with his hands. He did not have a mouth, so he could not speak. Bubble told everyone that he had met a robot named Splashwoman. No one believed that Bubbleman of all people would ever get a date. The idea never came across to them. Bubble was always picked on for being a water robot but today was the day that changed because even Wily's robots had chivalry.
Everyone then stared at Heatman, who had been quiet this entire time. The stares lasted for ten seconds until Heat smirked. "I fu-" "Woah there, buddy!" interrupted Flashman. "You're too cute to admit that now." Heatman frowned. "I'm not cute!" Heat man stood up and did a pelvic thrust motion. "I'm sexy~." Heat then brought attention to Flash. "It's not like you didn't join the fun." "Sh-Shut up, Heat!" Flash blushed. Metal put his hands on his hips in a sassy manner. "Alright. Explain what happened." "Well, you seeā¦" Heat and Flash said in unison.
