1. Donate his hair into
wig making company.
2. Everywhere he goes, follow him around with
a CD player that plays the Mission Impossible theme over and over at
full blast.
3. Make a short but cute chibi anime series about him
and Kisame; call it Shark Man and Weasel Boy.
4. Sneak into his
bedroom at midnight and try and make him look as cute as possible
e.g. put flowers in his hair, shove a teddy in next to him and take a
photo. Next day at the Akatsuki meeting hand out photocopies of the
pictures with THE TRUTH written at the top.
5. When your out with
him wear a T-shirt with an arrow pointing to him that says: My
Itachi-kun, Make him wear one that says: My (Whatever your name is)
chan.
6. Mimic anything he does.
7. Repeat anything he says but
in a high and squeaky singsong voice.
8. Propose your undying love
for him in front of all the Akatsuki members.
9. Post his address
on a site like Bebo/Myspace (The fan girls are sure to be searching
for it)
10. Read him itachiXkisame Fanfics, write your own and
upload them to and DeviantART.
11. Cut off his hair
and sell it on eBay to his fangirls.
12. Replace his shampoo with
Ammonia or some other strong cleaning product…
13. …or with
Pink hair dye.
14. Change the message on his answer phone claming
that he "doesn't live here anymore" give out Sasuke's phone
number.
15. Talk to him about Sasuke non stop and tell him how
special and good-looking Sasuke is compared to him.
16. Ask him if
Kisame has proposed yet.
17. Keep confusing him with Sasuke. "Hey
Sasuke, You don't wear and Akatsuki cloak…." ect.
18. Dye
your hair black (If it already isn't) dress exactly like him/mimic
everything he does ect. And claim to be his "Mini-me".
19.
Call him "Mommy" in public.
20. Dress him in a waitress
uniform and make him serve blueberry muffins at the Akatsuki
meetings.
