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1. Donate his hair into wig making company.
2. Everywhere he goes, follow him around with a CD player that plays the Mission Impossible theme over and over at full blast.
3. Make a short but cute chibi anime series about him and Kisame; call it Shark Man and Weasel Boy.
4. Sneak into his bedroom at midnight and try and make him look as cute as possible e.g. put flowers in his hair, shove a teddy in next to him and take a photo. Next day at the Akatsuki meeting hand out photocopies of the pictures with THE TRUTH written at the top.
5. When your out with him wear a T-shirt with an arrow pointing to him that says: My Itachi-kun, Make him wear one that says: My (Whatever your name is) chan.
6. Mimic anything he does.
7. Repeat anything he says but in a high and squeaky singsong voice.
8. Propose your undying love for him in front of all the Akatsuki members.
9. Post his address on a site like Bebo/Myspace (The fan girls are sure to be searching for it)
10. Read him itachiXkisame Fanfics, write your own and upload them to and DeviantART.
11. Cut off his hair and sell it on eBay to his fangirls.
12. Replace his shampoo with Ammonia or some other strong cleaning product…
13. …or with Pink hair dye.
14. Change the message on his answer phone claming that he "doesn't live here anymore" give out Sasuke's phone number.
15. Talk to him about Sasuke non stop and tell him how special and good-looking Sasuke is compared to him.
16. Ask him if Kisame has proposed yet.
17. Keep confusing him with Sasuke. "Hey Sasuke, You don't wear and Akatsuki cloak…." ect.
18. Dye your hair black (If it already isn't) dress exactly like him/mimic everything he does ect. And claim to be his "Mini-me".
19. Call him "Mommy" in public.
20. Dress him in a waitress uniform and make him serve blueberry muffins at the Akatsuki meetings.