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The Baka Vacation

Chapter One: The Vacation Begins…

Tyson, Rei, Max, Kenny, and Kai sat chatting about what they should do for their vacation when the phone rang. Rei, being the closest to the phone, answered it.

"Hello?" Rei answered.

"Is this Rei Kon?" a mysterious voice questioned.

"Yes, this is Rei." He replied a curiously.

"Congratulations, Rei!" the voice exclaimed enthusiastically. "You have won an all-paid trip for five to Hawaii, USA."

Rei blinked in surprise. It took a couple of seconds for the message to sink in. "Cool!" He hung up. "Hey guys! I know where we can go for our vacation."

"Yeah?" Tyson and the others asked eagerly.

Rei reiterated the phone call to the others. Tyson bust a move. "So? When're we goin'?" he asked, while throwing clothes and other junk in a suitcase.

Kenny piped up. "Technically, Rei doesn't have to take us."

That stopped Tyson in his tracks. He looked at Rei with a stupid grin. "Of course he's taking us… right Rei?" Kai, who had been sitting away from the group, sighed.

"I'd rather not go anyway." Kai said, with boredom. "I don't really like the beach, the sand gets everywhere and the water is freezing. Besides, I want to improve my Beyblade skills so I can whip Tyson, not that I can't anyway." Kai smirked.

Tyson frowned. "Excuse me, but who won the Beyblade championship? That oaf, what's-his-name, beat you."

Kai growled under his breath. "Curse the day that oaf was born!"

"So what are you gonna do, Rei?" Max asked cheerfully.

Rei thought about it, and then grinned. "Of course I'm taking you guys. It wouldn't be fun without all of you." Rei glanced at Kai.

"Great, how fortunate." Kai groaned sarcastically.

They had been flying for nearly fifteen hours before they arrived in Honolulu, Hawaii. Tyson, Rei, Max, Kenny, and an unhappy Kai climbed off the airplane. Two Hawaiian girls in hula skirts put flower necklaces on each of them and two of them kissed Tyson on each cheek.

"I just got kissed by two hot girls! I guess none of you guy are sexy enough to be kissed, like me." Tyson took out a random mirror and became completely obsessed with his reflection.

"The girls probably felt sorry for you, that's all. Anyone who thought you were sexy would have to be out of their mind." Kai sneered. Tyson's bragging didn't improve Kai's mood at all.

It didn't take long for them to reach the hotel. Tyson threw his bags on his bed and bust a move. "Alright! Who wants to go surfing?"

Kai folded his arms and leaned against the wall, but didn't answer. Max took off his green shirt and started changing into his green swim trunks. Kenny seemed very uninterested.

Knowing Tyson, he'd probably force them to go anyway. "Great idea Tyson, after all you don't get them very often." Rei laughed. Then he went into the hotel's bathroom and changed into his dark blue, baggy swim trunks.

"Thanks Rei… um, I think." Tyson turned to Kai. "What about you, wanna come, dude?" He asked eagerly.

Kai snorted in amusement. "Me? Go surfing? Why would I do something so pointless as surfing?" He laughed half-amused.

Without warning, Tyson grabbed Kai and literally dragged him out of the room. Kai was so surprised, that he was at a loss for words. Max laughed as he followed Tyson and Kai.

"Tyson! Get off me!" Kai snarled. "If you're forcing me to go then at least let me grab my swim trunks!"

"Oh yeah." Tyson released Kai who stormed back into the hotel room. Just as Rei was leaving the bathroom, Kai went in and slammed the door. "He never has any fun…" Tyson noted aloud.

The others stopped and stared at Tyson. "You're just now figuring that out?!" They all asked in surprised unison.

"Always knew Tyson was slow." Kai muttered from the bathroom.

"Hey! I heard that Kai!" Tyson yelled through the door. Angrily he kicked the door when Kai laughed at him. Then he yanked off his own shirt and tossed it on the floor. "Fine! We'll leave without you, Kai."

Kai scoffed. "I'd rather stay behind anyway."

Realizing that, Tyson charged into the bathroom and once again dragged Kai out. "Oh no you don't!"

"What the hell?! Let go of me Tyson!" Kai struggled.

"Help me, guys!" Tyson pleaded to the others. Laughing their heads off, Rei and Max helped Tyson drag Kai away to the beach.