A/N: This is a crossover between Harry Potter and the show American Chopper that's on the Discovery Channel. It takes place between 'Goblet of Fire' and 'Order of the Phoenix' in the Harry Potter universe and at some point after the Comanche bike on American Chopper. When the name is like this Paul Jr.-- means that the person is talking to the camera or voice over. Italics describe things such as action and scenery.
Narrator-- This time on American Chopper: The O.C.C. crew throws down the gauntlet on a
unique magically themed bike.
Vinnie-- I'm not sure this 'magic bike' is doable.
Narrator-- But forces beyond the Teutul's control put hamper on the progress,
Paul Sr.: Go take care of business Vin.
Narrator-- an intruder threatens to throw a wrench in the works,
Lucius Malfoy: I'm looking for Vincent DiMartino.
Narrator-- and an unexpected trip to England reveals a hidden truth about Vinnie.
Paul Jr.: Vinnie! Why didn't you tell us you were a wizard?
Narrator-- The Magic!
Paul Jr.-- This bike, it's like it's telling me what to do.
Narrator-- The Mystery!
Paul Jr.: Hey Vin, you know why these people look like Cody?
Narrator-- The Mayhem!
Paul Sr.: Give us the port key thingy or I'll start busting skulls old-school style!
Narrator-- This time on 'American Chopper'.
Paul Sr.: Now how in the hell did we get to Merry old (expletive deleted) England!
