A/N: Ok this is one of those spur of the moment thingys, so don't expect a long tangled well thought out plot (not that any of

A/N: Ok this is one of those spur of the moment thingys, so don't expect a long tangled well thought out plot (not that any of my humor fics have those anyway). I just wanted to get in one more fic of insanity before I start school 2morrow. Well, Enjoy!!

Disclaimer: I own no Harry Potterish things you may read in this fic. It belongs to JKR.

Harry walked down the empty corridor, looking for a quiet place to meditate and eat some blackberry pie, when suddenly, out of nowhere, a giant neon pink jellyfish appeared holding a spiky club. Harry opened his mouth to scream, but the jellyfish attacked, and Harry knew no more.

Harry awoke in the common room and looked around. Standing over him was a large cup of tea with bushy brown hair who strangely resembled…

            "Hermione?" Harry asked, and the tea cup said

            "Yes, of course harry!!! We're gonna be late for tea!"

            "Um, Hogwarts doesn't have tea time" Harry said.

            "Don't be silly!" Hermione/teacup said and a tea table appeared in front of them.  "OH ROOOOOOON!!!! TEA!!!!" herm bellowed, and out of nowhere, a giant neon pink jellyfish appeared holding a spiky club. Harry opened his mouth to scream, but the jellyfish attacked, and Harry knew no more.

Harry awoke much later in a small therapy hut owned by no other than Nagini snake. He looked up to see Nagini sitting on one of those therapy couch thingys holding a clipboard.

            "welcome nagini's therapy hut. Now, tell me your problem or go away," Nagini said serenely.

            "Um, I think you're in the wrong fic…" Harry said, and stood up to leave.

            "Never mind that, harry boy, now WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM???"

            "Er…"

            "ARRRRRGH!!!! If you won't tell me your problem, leave. Oh, and let ron in on you'r way out. he's waiting to be treated." Nagini Hissed, and Harry left quickly. Outside, Ron was no where to be seen.

            "Ron?" Harry called, and out of nowhere, and out of nowhere, a giant neon pink jellyfish appeared holding a spiky club. Harry opened his mouth to scream, but the jellyfish attacked, and Harry knew no more.

Harry woke many days later (getting tired of this yet?) in Madame Pomfrey's hospital ward. He looked up, and saw Hermione looking down at him.

            "Harry! Are you alright?" Herm squealed, and Harry nodded. "RON! Harry's alive!!" she yelled, and out of nowhere, and out of nowhere, a giant neon pink jellyfish appeared holding a spiky club.

BUT this time, Harry pulled out his wand and tried to kill it, but the jellyfish was too fast, and Harry was once again attacked and found himself in St. Mungos, raving about tea, Nagini, and A Giant Neon Pink Jellyfish.

A/N: Okay, that was really bad, but oh well. Hoped YOU thought it was funny. Please R/R. (And there is a real Nagini's therapy hut fic, you can find it in an author search for KittyAngel & StarFig if any ofyou peeps care.) Thanx for reading!!!!