" Hey guys gather round we'll play a game. " Seifer his comrades who all began to filter around Seifer and his large pitcher of beer.
" So what are we playing?" Irvine said sitting next to Squall and Zell.
" A drinking game, called I've
never.
" No. "
"
"
" To be the last one standing of
course. " Seifer said, " Since it was my idea I'll go first.
Irvine and Zell sipped their
beers.
" Irvie I'd expect but Zell I'm surprised. Do tell."
" Well I was-"
" –On second thought I don't wanna know. " Seifer interrupted. " Squall your turn. "
" ….I've never….pissed my pants in
a movie. "
" Zell you're ups. "
" I've never, danced naked. "
Everyone but Zell took a drink and looked at each other.
" Well now that it's my turn I'm
gonna make it good. Hmmmm, now lets see what have I never done…no, that's a bad
one.
" Nothin'. What did you think?
" Not golf, I didn't think you could hit the ball."
" That's true I can't, even if I
did Rinoa would find me, " Squall shuddered at
" No, you're safe.
" Nothin' yet. "
" Well just say something. " Zell whined.
" Okay, okay.
" I'm not getting any drunker over here. " Seifer said and shook his glass showing that it was still very full.
" Well there's a lot of things I could use but I've done them all too."
" That's it! " Seifer knew
something had to be done and there was only one solution, change the rules. "
We'll play it Makai's way.
" Okay! Then that makes it easier.
I've never shaved my genitals. "
It was Seifer's turn and Squall was
very, very afraid. No one had a mind like Seifer's.
" Ok, I've never drank cum. "
" What's cum?" Zell asked
" Seifer pick a different one, I
really don't wanna explain. "
" Fine, I've never performed a
striptease. " Seifer drank, as did Irvine.
" Squall, w-"
" Never mind. "
" Okay man, make this a good one. " Squall watched Seifer's little foam mustache move.
" I don't have any good ones. But let me think."
" Don't hurt yourself there big guy. " Seifer mocked
" Shut the hell up.
Oh no, Squall is happy.
" I've never fallen in a urinal.
"
" I was drunk, very drunk." Irvine said to no one as he poured himself a new glass.
" Right, that makes sense.
" That's understandable. " Seifer
said, He's really nice when he's drunk. Zell thought.
" I can't think of anything, do I
have to go? " Irvine was getting more and more addled.
Everyone's gaze shifted to Zell, " What? " was all he could say.
" I told you he was gay. " Seifer said.
" Well you're wrong about everything. " Irvine replied.
" What?! "
" You heard me knight boy. "
" Comere! "
The two fell on the floor, punching
and kicking neither one of them was armed.
Owari!!!
