Harry Potter

Death's Kingdom

Harry James Potter is a 6 year old who lives with his relatives, the Dursleys. They were quite possible the worst example of a human being there is.

Vernon Dursley, the 'man of the house' was, quite simply, a baby elephant. He had a non-exist neck, a moustache and blond hair.

Petunia Dursley, Harry's aunt, had black hair and a large, slim neck (useful as she always looked through windows!)

Dudley Dursley, Harry's cousin, was a pig in a (blond) wig.

It was a normal day in Harry's life. He was making bacon on Dudley's birthday whilst said gorilla was opening presents.

"DADDY! WHERE IS MY PRESENT FROM YOU!" Screeched the hyperactive mini-whale.

"He's right here son…" Vernon trailed of looking at Harry.

"What?" Asked Harry and Dudley at the same time.

"Well for five years me and your mother found it in the goodness of our hearts to look after this freak here." He responded looking at said freak.

"So we are letting you kill him." Said Vernon joyfully.

Harry felt fear like he'd never known before as Petunia gave Dudley a box of blood stained belts.

The next hour was pure torture for Harry. He felt like he was going to die!

His emerald eyes were starting to lose their light now. His last thoughts before he fell to unconsciousness were 'help'

Little did he know, the moment he thought those words, a skeleton with a hooded robe brought his scythe through Vernon extracting the pig-like-man's soul…