12/24/01 Whee!!! Happy Holidays everybody! Some Zim-inspired haiku poetry,
how festive! Hope you enjoy! (Wow, a post WITHOUT horrible horrible angst.
I must be slipping.) Be wary, potential insanity and stupidness ahead.
Disclaimer (Don'tcha love these?): Invader Zim belongs to the Almighty Thinnest Jhonen Vasquez, and his army of doom-sporks, and the sentient dust- bunnies at Nickelodeon. Aw, aren't they cute? I do this only out of the deepest respect for the characters and the great, great mind that created them. I mean it. Vasquez, if you're reading...damn you're a genius.
Any reviews you give to me will pleeeee-ase Pustulio! Flames will be treated with the same loving care you would expect from Nny, and any survivors will be fed to my pet Velociraptor.
Haiku of DOOM
Primary Cast
Zim:
Tiny alien
Overinflated sense of
His own importance
Dib:
Hunting for the proof
To expose the alien
His head is not big
GIR:
Mind of an infant
With a thing for brainfreezies
Beware the red eyes
Gaz:
Slave to the Game Slave
Her brother always annoys
Don't touch the pizza
Secondary Cast
The Tallest:
Great and Almighty
Fighting over the lasers
or the smoke machines
Professor Membrane:
Savior of mankind
Probing the depths of science
Advanced in toasting
Ms. Bitters:
Ancient snake-like crone
Apocalyptic teacher
Harbinger of DOOM
The Chihuahua:
His eyes are bugged out
His ear is torn. Cringe in fear...
For he is Madness
Nny:
Wish Johnny would show
Homicidal Maniac
Censors through the roof
Tertiary Cast
The Saucer Morons:
Searching for space beings
Most alien wannabes
See Jhonen and Frank?
The Planet Jackers:
Galactic truckers
Transporting planets. Quiet or
he'll eat your head.
The N'har Gok:
Child-like warriors
Earth babies don't come from space
But these fighters do
Pustulio:
Ah Pustulio
With your round head and strange grin
We hardly knew you
Disclaimer (Don'tcha love these?): Invader Zim belongs to the Almighty Thinnest Jhonen Vasquez, and his army of doom-sporks, and the sentient dust- bunnies at Nickelodeon. Aw, aren't they cute? I do this only out of the deepest respect for the characters and the great, great mind that created them. I mean it. Vasquez, if you're reading...damn you're a genius.
Any reviews you give to me will pleeeee-ase Pustulio! Flames will be treated with the same loving care you would expect from Nny, and any survivors will be fed to my pet Velociraptor.
Haiku of DOOM
Primary Cast
Zim:
Tiny alien
Overinflated sense of
His own importance
Dib:
Hunting for the proof
To expose the alien
His head is not big
GIR:
Mind of an infant
With a thing for brainfreezies
Beware the red eyes
Gaz:
Slave to the Game Slave
Her brother always annoys
Don't touch the pizza
Secondary Cast
The Tallest:
Great and Almighty
Fighting over the lasers
or the smoke machines
Professor Membrane:
Savior of mankind
Probing the depths of science
Advanced in toasting
Ms. Bitters:
Ancient snake-like crone
Apocalyptic teacher
Harbinger of DOOM
The Chihuahua:
His eyes are bugged out
His ear is torn. Cringe in fear...
For he is Madness
Nny:
Wish Johnny would show
Homicidal Maniac
Censors through the roof
Tertiary Cast
The Saucer Morons:
Searching for space beings
Most alien wannabes
See Jhonen and Frank?
The Planet Jackers:
Galactic truckers
Transporting planets. Quiet or
he'll eat your head.
The N'har Gok:
Child-like warriors
Earth babies don't come from space
But these fighters do
Pustulio:
Ah Pustulio
With your round head and strange grin
We hardly knew you
