I don't own FFVIII or any of the characters with Square's name on
them. Velra and Makai are mine however,
if you try to steal them my fangs will find you. I know that you're wondering who is Makai, well she's a sorceress
who is the daughter of Adel and a sorceress of my creation called Velra. ( technically two women can have a child )
All you need to know about Velra is she's dead. Now that all that crap's outta the way…
Seifer You
Asshole!
The Balamb Garden music was playing loud enough to
deafen someone…only trouble was it was only playing in Squall's head. He fell down and started tearing violently
at his scalp, " Get out, out goddamn you little people stop playing that
music!"
All the people in the Garden had
now formed a circle around their leader whose face was starting to bleed. Quistis was among them and ran over to
Squall and knelt beside him, " What the hell have you done to yourself? You're a SeeD for Christ sakes! "
" The leader of SeeD and this whole
Garden in fact. " Quistis looked up and
saw Makai kneeling on Squall's other side.
Both of them could smell the whiskey on his breath, and knew that Rinoa
or Seifer had something to do with this.
" Squall, look at me…no no no, not
at the birdie honey. Squall, who did
this to you? " Makai's questioning did
get his attention though not the kind she had intended. Squall's reflexes were still pretty sharp (
maybe it was meth? ) but he grabbed the back of Makai's head and pulled her
down to him, slamming her face on his making an open mouth kiss between the two
leaders of garden the talk in the dorm for weeks. Makai threw her head back, her face looked disgusted. " Christ almighty!! Your mouth tastes like an
ashtray! Don't ever, ever try that again. But if you must, brush your damn teeth. Quistis looked at Makai. Makai had nothing to say other than, " Don't
you say a word."
Squall on the other hand had a lot
to say, " But I love you Makai. Don't
you want me? That's what you told Seifer.
He said you loved someone in Garden."
Makai skeptically
glared at him, " You wearing a wire?"
" I love you, see!? " Squall stood up, tore off his
shirt revealing a home-made tattoo of Makai's name across his chest, and
stomach ( someone missed ). Okay so it
wasn't a tattoo, more like a message written with a letter-opener. It was still bleeding, and Makai licked her
lips at the sight of blood.
" Let's get you to the infirmary.
" Quistis was eyeing Makai.
" But I'm fine see!" Squall jumped
up and started doing a drunken Macarena.
" Hey you like this" He exposed
himself to one of the lower classmen, wagging himself in her shocked face.
"AAAAAAAAAAAH!" The little girl ran
over to her instructor and clung to his leg.
" It was scary!!"
"
And YUMMY TOO! WOOPWOOPWOOWOPWOP!!! "
Squall ran away into the surrounding woods, without his pants.
" We gotta catch him before
something happens!" a horrified Quistis
yelled.
"
I ain't goin after him. I don't want him to kiss me again, so good
luck and if you can't find him follow the screams." Makai walked away down the Quad like nothing happened, except
Squall's tongue left a weird taste in her mouth.
Makai sat in the cafeteria and was trying to yell
at Seifer but the line of girls wouldn't leave her alone. " You were kissed by Squall, can I have your
autograph? " Zell's girlfriend yelled
at the top of her groupie lungs,
" Wha…got any
money?" Makai was going to turn this to
her advantage no matter what.
The kid shoved
five bucks into her hand and tossed a pen and notebook into her lap.
" My name's
Julie! "
"
Okay…Julie." Makai scribbled on the
notebook then gave it back to the girl who's name she'd already forgotten.
Julie-
Keep reachin' for that
damn rainbow!
-Makai
"
She knows my name!!! AAAAHH!"
what's-her-name ran away screaming and was replaced by 76 more girls and
some guys ( Makai didn't charge the one who looked like Zell ) One girl did ask her if she could kiss her
too, that was a 30 dollar venture.
That was the end of Makai's fan-relations for the day.
" Why don't they go find that kid that got
Squall's dick wagged in her face?"
Seifer
just looked over at her suggestively from across the table, " Are you gonna
talk to me now or do I have to go kiss that girl to get some action?"
" You know if you really want a piece of Squall,
you could go lick Rinoa. She probably
still tastes like him after all the time's Squall's banged her. "
" I wasn't talking about the girl Squall
cock-slapped, I was talking about the one who kissed you. "
Makai
choked on her coffee-sprite-surge cola, it tasted so weird, " What did you put
in this?!! "
Seifer
sipped his own and then leaned forward, " The same thing I gave to Rinoa to
slip in Squall's drink last night, only you have a stronger dose. "
"
Hack You….bastard!"
Makai fell over, her head flat on the table as she lost
consciousness. Seifer finished his
drink and picked her up and carried her to his house-boat/base/lab.
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" Where am I?" Makai began to come to.
"
In a place you'll never forget, my dear."
Seifer stepped out of the darkness.
" You asshole!" she threw herself at him, but
found herself restrained. Her head
throbbed with pain as well.
"
Oh I forgot to tell you about the anchor chains that are being used to keep
here till the potion kicks in. "
" What potion you vile bastard? " Makai choked
on her own tongue.
" The potion that will make you into a 70's
whore of course. You know ever since I
was a little boy I've always wanted to be a 70's pimp but I could never find
the right people to be in my stable. "
" The least you could do is cut me in on the
profit. " She tried to laugh but the
bonds on her neck wouldn't allow it.
"
No, you aren't to be out on the streets
my beauty. You are for me and no one
else. " he stepped closer and stroked
her face, " Besides like all my other
dreams that one won't come true, I've decided to become a charity worker for
children's aid. This is just something
I've wanted to do for a while. See what
the potion is, is really just my side job.
It's for guys who can't get the girl or guy they want to shut up and put
out. So I decided to try it on the two
toughest customers I could find, you and Squall. "
"
Why us? "
"
Hey, if it works on you it'll work on anyone.
And in about three minutes you'll believe me. " Seifer
grabbed a little sand-timer and flipped upside down, " That's how long
you've got to be alive. "
"
You're gonna kill me now? "
"
No. I just…that's how long you've got to be alive. "
He
slammed the door and left. And three
minutes later he came back as promised, but this time Makai didn't object to
his touches……..
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Meanwhile……
Squall
had made it all the way through the fire cavern and Acuald plains, without
pants. But about the time Seifer was
having his way with Makai the effects dissipated and he now was lost in the
woods naked. He liked the free, outer
layer-optional idea but he wasn't sure about dropping his boxers into the pits
at the fire cavern was such a good idea.
Maybe
if he could sneak in the back entrance to Garden no one would notice.
"
SHIT! I left my keys in my pants!"
He
heard a bird chirping in the distance, and saw it running towards him. It was a little robin, but his
stimulant-racked mind turned it into the Omega Weapon and he tried to play
dead. He curled up into a fetal
position and started weeping like a little baby. That's about when a vacationing family came upon the scene.
"
Daddy the poor man doesn't have any clothes. "
" He sure doesn't son, he must a CULT member.
"
"
Should we sex him pa? "
"
Good idea son, go get the rubbers. "
"
Wh-e-ere, where am I? Seifer, are you
here? " Makai babbled when she at last
awoke.
Seifer
appeared from the darkness totally naked, and sat beside her. " Don't you worry you're safe my little rose,
" he leaned over and stroked her face," you will be okay." She turned her head away, " Don't t-touch me
you bast-tard."
"
Too late little one. "
"
Little one?! How dare you, have you
forgotten who I am? I am the daughter
of the great sorceress' Adel and Velra! "
Makai broke her bonds quickly, the chains hanging from her wrists. Seifer fell backwards in fear, Makai edged
closer preparing to strike at him. She
raised her hand, pulled her claws from her hands, "
AAAAArrrrgggggg-aaaaaahhhh!" in the middle of her battle cry she clutched at
her head and fell on the floor next to Seifer.
Her screams of pain pierced his ears and he shut his eyes. There was a loud crash, when he opened his
eyes Makai was gone.
"
So that didn't work exactly as I planned. "
Seifer said when he stood up and searched for his pants.
" I had planned to fuck her before
she woke up. Oh well."
Too be continued…