Disclaimer: I don't own RK.
Kohana: *Pops up.* Saitou, Aoshi, and Misao are also in this fic with the Kenshin-gumi. *Pops down.*
Chapter One: Yahiko's Missing!
One day the Kenshin-gumi were siting around the campfire while eating marshmallows and telling stories about pink fluffy bunnies taking over the world when it happened....DUN DUN DUN....Yahiko disappeared. Nobody knew why it happened, and nobody cared.
"He was just a stupid little brat anyway," said Kaoru.
So they resumed eating marshmallows and telling stories about pink fluffy bunnies taking over the world.
Then a voice, a voice that sounded like Yahiko's voice, echoed through their minds.
"YOUR SUPPOSED TO SAVE ME YOU BAKA AHOUS!"
The Kenshin-gumi exchanged surprised glances and without talking they picked up their weapons and ran. They didn't know where they were running, but they just ran. They ran so hard the world turned underneath their feet, but they kept on running.
Suddenly, after running a while, Kenshin stopped because he saw something....something that looked like a note. He picked it up and called the other Kenshin-gumi to him. This is what the note read:
Things To Get At The Market
Milk, Eggs, and Bacon.
Kenshin looked at the note and nodded to the other Kenshin-gumi. They ran yet again, but this time to the Market.
You're probely wondering why they are running to the market. I don't have the slightest clue either.
As they were running to the store Sano saw something shiny, and he just remembered he liked shiny things so he stopped and stared at it, and stared at it, and stared at it, and stared at it some more. Until he was left behind by the other Kenshin-gumi staring at a shiny yellow ball in the sky. After awhile he went blind, but that's another story.
The rest of the Kenshin-gumi resumed running to the Market and until they got there they had the worst thing happen to them that could ever happen.
"THEIR OUT OF MILK!," cried Kenshin as they came through the front door. "NOW WE'RE NEVER GONNA SAVE YAHIKO!" With a sigh Kenshin sat down and cried to himself.
Saitou frowned and walked off to where the cigarettes were while Aoshi just walked away with an overly excited Misao following behind.
Then Kaoru felt bad for Kenshin and patted him on the back reassuringly.
"It's okay," said Kaoru, "We can just ask them if they have some milk in the back."
Then Kenshin smiled with a crazy glint in his eye.
"You're right Kaoru," said Kenshin, "I'll go ask them right now."
Kaoru smiled.
"I'm glad my advice could help you Kenshin." "Now I'm going to go look for the bacon and the eggs, and you'll take care of the milk."
Then Kaoru walked away. This was a bad thing to do because Kenshin had a plan. A really bad plan.
Then Kenshin took his sword and walked toward a shopkeeper and like he said he would do he asked for milk, with his sword.
"NOW LISTEN UP! EVERY BODY GIVE ME THEIR MILK OR THE LADY GET'S IT!"
To prove his point Kenshin held his sword up to the shopkeeper's neck threateningly.
The customers didn't want an innocent person to be killed so they gave all their milk to Kenshin.
Now Kenshin was happy that he was getting all the milk but there was one slight problem. What was he going to do with all the milk?
To Be Continued!
Kohana: I hoped you all liked it. Please all read and review!
R&R!
Kohana: *Pops up.* Saitou, Aoshi, and Misao are also in this fic with the Kenshin-gumi. *Pops down.*
Chapter One: Yahiko's Missing!
One day the Kenshin-gumi were siting around the campfire while eating marshmallows and telling stories about pink fluffy bunnies taking over the world when it happened....DUN DUN DUN....Yahiko disappeared. Nobody knew why it happened, and nobody cared.
"He was just a stupid little brat anyway," said Kaoru.
So they resumed eating marshmallows and telling stories about pink fluffy bunnies taking over the world.
Then a voice, a voice that sounded like Yahiko's voice, echoed through their minds.
"YOUR SUPPOSED TO SAVE ME YOU BAKA AHOUS!"
The Kenshin-gumi exchanged surprised glances and without talking they picked up their weapons and ran. They didn't know where they were running, but they just ran. They ran so hard the world turned underneath their feet, but they kept on running.
Suddenly, after running a while, Kenshin stopped because he saw something....something that looked like a note. He picked it up and called the other Kenshin-gumi to him. This is what the note read:
Things To Get At The Market
Milk, Eggs, and Bacon.
Kenshin looked at the note and nodded to the other Kenshin-gumi. They ran yet again, but this time to the Market.
You're probely wondering why they are running to the market. I don't have the slightest clue either.
As they were running to the store Sano saw something shiny, and he just remembered he liked shiny things so he stopped and stared at it, and stared at it, and stared at it, and stared at it some more. Until he was left behind by the other Kenshin-gumi staring at a shiny yellow ball in the sky. After awhile he went blind, but that's another story.
The rest of the Kenshin-gumi resumed running to the Market and until they got there they had the worst thing happen to them that could ever happen.
"THEIR OUT OF MILK!," cried Kenshin as they came through the front door. "NOW WE'RE NEVER GONNA SAVE YAHIKO!" With a sigh Kenshin sat down and cried to himself.
Saitou frowned and walked off to where the cigarettes were while Aoshi just walked away with an overly excited Misao following behind.
Then Kaoru felt bad for Kenshin and patted him on the back reassuringly.
"It's okay," said Kaoru, "We can just ask them if they have some milk in the back."
Then Kenshin smiled with a crazy glint in his eye.
"You're right Kaoru," said Kenshin, "I'll go ask them right now."
Kaoru smiled.
"I'm glad my advice could help you Kenshin." "Now I'm going to go look for the bacon and the eggs, and you'll take care of the milk."
Then Kaoru walked away. This was a bad thing to do because Kenshin had a plan. A really bad plan.
Then Kenshin took his sword and walked toward a shopkeeper and like he said he would do he asked for milk, with his sword.
"NOW LISTEN UP! EVERY BODY GIVE ME THEIR MILK OR THE LADY GET'S IT!"
To prove his point Kenshin held his sword up to the shopkeeper's neck threateningly.
The customers didn't want an innocent person to be killed so they gave all their milk to Kenshin.
Now Kenshin was happy that he was getting all the milk but there was one slight problem. What was he going to do with all the milk?
To Be Continued!
Kohana: I hoped you all liked it. Please all read and review!
R&R!
