Oh yeah! Another parody! I have thought of about 11 of these, so expect lots more! xD Now, this one came into my head when I was watching this scene (which is one of my favorites) and I was all smiling at the cuteness of Max carrying Prudence, and it got me thinking...what if he just dropped her? xD
Jude: That's all well and good, love, but don't forget the disclaimer.
Me: Do I really have to keep doing these?
Max: Hell yeah you do!
Me: *sighs* Fine.
Disclaimer: I own NOTHING!
Jude, Lucy, and Max marched through the streets peacefully together, singing to their Asian friend perched on top of Max's shoulders.
"The Sun Is Up
The Sky Is Blue
It's Beautiful and So Are Youoo-ooo!"
And then an ugly hitchhiker looking man shouted into a megaphone, interrupting the beautiful singing. "Our voice is our WEAPON, and united…WE. WILL. WIN!"
Prudence drummed on Max's head, letting him know that she wanted to get down. Laughing along with her, Max continued singing and began to set her down. "Dear Prudence, won't you—", and she fell hard on her ass.
"OW!"
Max's gorgeous baby blue eyes widened. "Shit! Sorry, Prue!" He reached down trying to take her hand.
"Fuck you, Max!" Prudence groaned, swatting his hand away and rubbing her elbows.
"I didn't mean to!" Max panicked, wrapping his arms around her thin waist, trying to hoist her up. Jude saw them in the corner of his eye and stopped walking to gape at them. "Max! What are you doing? I thought you loved ME!" He said dramatically, his brown eyes welling up with melodramatic tears.
"I do!" Max promised, distractedly dropping Prudence yet again.
"MAX!" Prudence yelled from the ground, nursing her now bleeding knee caps.
Max realized what happened again and quickly reached his hand out for her. "I'm SO sorry, Prudence!"
Instead of taking his hand, Prudence slapped it hard. Max yelped and pulled it away. She stood up, glared at him, and ran away. (HINT: to the place in which she becomes a horse.)
"WHAT HAPPENED TO PEACE?" Max shouted after her. "ALL WE ARE SAYING IS GIVE PEACE A CHAAAAAANCE!"
Thanks for reading! Keep checking for more of these parodies!
xAllyson
