One day, Graystripe was strolling along, when he saw a sparkly silver gleam from behind Sky Oak. He decided to check it out.
It was sharp and silvery blue. He brought it back to camp, only to find that ShadowClan were, once again trying to expand their territory.
He quickly threw his sliver thing at Russetfur and Smokefoot. They both ran, yowling, towards the bushes.
Graystripe was now randomly thinking of a theme song and his super kitty name.
He picked up his silvery thing and swerved it at Rowanclaw, Snowbird, and Oakfur, who all ran screeching at the bushes, getting warning to all the other ShadowClan cats to leave.
That night, Graystripe finally decided his name: Da Stripe!! And, of course, his special weapon would be the feared Catarang.
The next day, Da Stripe was making up theme songs for himself, until Firestar told him to go hunting. But he hummed his songs as he hunted. "Da, dna, dna!" So of course, he didn't catch anything.
When he came back, WindClan was attacking! Why couldn't the other Clans leave his Clan alone? Oh well. This was a chance to show off his super powers!
"Darn, I just finished polishing this thing!" Graystripe grumbled as he dragged the Catarang out of his den. But he threw it at Nightcloud, who ran yelping across the border.
He then saw a cat named Tornear leaping on Firestar whenever he had his back turned. He quickly threw Catarang at Tornear, who ran yowling towards the nearest tree and banged his head, getting a concussion.
The rest of the Clan seemed to get the message as they raced back across the border to their own territory.
"Why did they attack?" Graystripe asked.
"Duh, as usual," Leafpool answered as she treated injured cats. "They wanted to expand their territory. How dumb are you?"
"Oh no you di'int! Graystripe yowled as he tackled Leafpool. "No one insults Da Stripe!!"
"Da Stripe?" Leafpool snickered as she threw Graystripe at a tree
"Ow!" Graystripe yelped. "You could actually hurt someone doing that!"
Firestar walked in on their "argument".
"All right, you two, listen up! Blah, blah, blah, blah, blee, blee, blah." Or at least, that's how it sounded to Graystripe.
"No fighting. Leafpool, I know that you can kick Graystripe's butt, but try to keep it to yourself, okay? Graystripe, control yourself." Firestar looked pleased with himself as he walked back to his den.
I know! Graystripe had an idea as Leafpool padded smugly back to the medicine cat den to go yell at Jaypaw for nothing. I'll make a costume! YYYAAYY!!
Oh no, here we go again. Next chapter will be up soon. Please review!
