This is set during my other story 'Kiss Kiss'. This was requested by someone who reviewed 'Kiss Kiss'

"So, where are these going?" Jasper asked. "I certainly don't want them"

"Up your ass if you don't show some southern hospitality zip it" Alice said, imitating her husband's southern accent.

"Did you just threaten me?" he asked with one eyebrow raised.

"No" she said, nervously and she ran out of the kitchen. He ran after her and chased all the way across the landing and into the bathroom, she locked the door behind her and leaned against it. He knocked on the door sharply on it.

"Alice, darlin, can you please come out of there?"

"No"

"Why not?"

"Cause you're gonna try and catch me again"

"True, but if you don't open it then I'll knock it down"

She looked up, quickly "You wouldn't dare"

"Try me" he smirked.

She decided that to save the door, she would have to open it and make a run for it with out being caught by him. She sighed heavily, opened the door and ran. She ran into something hard and realized that it was Jasper's arm which was blocking her path. He grabbed her arms and pinned her against the wall.

"Try and get out of this" he smirked.

"You evil, dickweed" she growled

He smirked and leaned down to kiss her, she kissed him back but got her knee ready. She swung it forward and caught right in the crown jewels, he fell to the ground in agony. She giggled and bolted down the hall to their bedroom. She closed the door and spun around to see Jasper there, she turned around and opened the door to get out but with one swift push of his hand, the door was closed. She attempted to run past him but he pushed her back against the door by her stomach with his arm. She tried to hit him but he grabbed both of her wrists and kissed her again.

"I hardly think this is fair: You threaten me, you insult me, you kick me and then you still attempt to harm. Tell me, dearest, what did I do to upset you?" he said, calmly.

"You're so full of yourself" she said.

"What do you mean?" he asked, one eyebrow raised.

"You think you're stronger than me" she replied.

"That's because I am" he told her.

"Yeah right" she scoffed. "I bet you couldn't keep your hands off me for more than two minutes"

"I so can" he retorted.

"Your time starts now" she said, looking at her watch.

They stood there staring at each other, he got anxious after about thirty seconds, this was more difficult than he imagined. Alice was so beautiful and she was just there but he couldn't. He would win this bet, like he said. He would not lose.

After one minute and thirty seconds, she was afraid that he was going to win so she decided to make it a little harder for him, she ran into the closet and came out seconds later in a purple cocktail dress. He sucked in a sharp breath.

"Do I look nice, Jazz?" She asked, sweetly as she twirled.

"Ravishing" he said in a strained voice.

She walked up to him and whispered in his ear. "Struggling?"

"Not at all" he whispered, hoarsely.

"Good. One minute forty" she smiled . "Tick tock, tick tock, tick, tock"

He couldn't stand it any longer, he grabbed her waist and dipped her, she smiled. He kissed her passionately before picking her up and carrying her to their bed.

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