Late Night Conversations
Author's Note: We are in fact two authors. A brother (him) and a sister (me) and we are Mooose (him) and Squerill (me). Also look for us in SG-1 we have a few fics.
One day…or should we say night…at Mansbridge Academy the vampires were all watching Sherry and Mimi talk and eat chocolate bombers (bling bling! That is sooo wack!)
"So I was like bring it bitch! And then he said 'A'ight' and so, like, I kicked his little pansy ass."
"Oh Sherry, that is incorrigible" Mimi remonstrated her friend, "I can not believe that you would treat poor innocent (picture her saying it like the evil guy with horns from the movie Legend) Malcolm like that."
"That bitch had it comin'. When I caught him making out with my shorty Drew all hell broke loose."
All the vampires then turned to Drew. "Malcolm?" exclaimed Essie, "but he's so…so…so" she could not finish her sentence.
"That is disgusting," exclaimed Drew
"Does it disgust you, or does it excite you" Marty joked.
"Alright, I admit it…I like men. So sue me." Said Drew.
Then Karl started speaking and even though he is such a wonderful character he could be singing the "I'm too sexy" song and no-one would notice so we're going to let our dog type what he said, cause none of you really care what he says anyway.
"qamnm, bm. Mv ,bmkg.nmj gyjkg;.jhyrmkgh" (believe it or not, our dog actually did that.)
"Really Karl?" said Merrill quite facincated by what he had said.
"Yes" he responded (because 4 out of 5 dentists recommend that Karl only be listened to when his lines consist of 2 syllables or less.)
Dun Dun Dun…..
THE END
Author's Note: We are in fact two authors. A brother (him) and a sister (me) and we are Mooose (him) and Squerill (me). Also look for us in SG-1 we have a few fics.
One day…or should we say night…at Mansbridge Academy the vampires were all watching Sherry and Mimi talk and eat chocolate bombers (bling bling! That is sooo wack!)
"So I was like bring it bitch! And then he said 'A'ight' and so, like, I kicked his little pansy ass."
"Oh Sherry, that is incorrigible" Mimi remonstrated her friend, "I can not believe that you would treat poor innocent (picture her saying it like the evil guy with horns from the movie Legend) Malcolm like that."
"That bitch had it comin'. When I caught him making out with my shorty Drew all hell broke loose."
All the vampires then turned to Drew. "Malcolm?" exclaimed Essie, "but he's so…so…so" she could not finish her sentence.
"That is disgusting," exclaimed Drew
"Does it disgust you, or does it excite you" Marty joked.
"Alright, I admit it…I like men. So sue me." Said Drew.
Then Karl started speaking and even though he is such a wonderful character he could be singing the "I'm too sexy" song and no-one would notice so we're going to let our dog type what he said, cause none of you really care what he says anyway.
"qamnm, bm. Mv ,bmkg.nmj gyjkg;.jhyrmkgh" (believe it or not, our dog actually did that.)
"Really Karl?" said Merrill quite facincated by what he had said.
"Yes" he responded (because 4 out of 5 dentists recommend that Karl only be listened to when his lines consist of 2 syllables or less.)
Dun Dun Dun…..
THE END
