I Don't own K-ON! Or a home...

Azusa: "So, I'm blind. I only just noticed that you put another bee sticker on my phone. But why another bee? You know what, never mind. Thank you. I love it."

Yui: "I wondered if you noticed it or not."

Azusa: "I haven't really looked at my phone much until I started to eat lunch. But jeez, how blind can I beeeeee?"

Yui: "You just didn't have time to stop and look because you were so buzzy with work."

Azusa: "Yeah, I was constantly flying from place to place."

Yui: "It`s ok. I forgive you, honey."

Azusa: "Trying to think of more puns is becoming a sticky situation."

Yui: "My pun-fu is superior. Feel the sting of shame!"

Azusa: "Aaaahhh! It's horrible! Absolutebee horrible!"

Yui: "That was adorable. I love you. You`re my queen."


Ritsu: Hey Mio! What does Brb mean?

Mio: Be right back

Ritsu: Ok. Tell me when you come back

Mio: Your such and idiot...

Ritsu: What? WHYY?!


Yui: Hey Ritsu! You left your phone at my house!

Yui: Riichaan~ Answer your phone.

Yui: THIS IS IMPORTANT! You left your phone here!

Yui: ...It took me 3 hours to realize you couldn't pick up your phone..


Ritsu: Hey Mio. You still awake?

Mio: It's 3AM in the morning, Ritsu. Of course I wasn't sleeping. I was sky diving -.-

Ritsu: Oh! Thats cool! How was it? I Wanna go sky diving at night!

Mio: ...

Ritsu: I woke you up didn't I?

Mio: No shit sherlock -_-


Number: Oh my god..

Tsumugi: What is it?

Number: Im pregnant...

Tsumugi: Erm...Who is this?

Number: I Just typed in a random number, I need to practice telling people.

Tsumugi: Oh, well... Good luck ^-^

Number: Thanks!


Yui: Sometimes I just put my laundry in the fridge :P I think I'm retarded.

Ritsu: Oh! I do that all the time..

Yui: Put your laundry in the fridge?

Ritsu: No, think your retarded..

Yui: Ahh~ Your so mean captain D:


Azusa: Omg! The cops arrested my neighbors!

Yui: Why?!

Azusa: IDK! But their reading him his banana rights so it sounds serious.

Yui: PFFT! BANANA RIGHTS?!

"You have the right to a banana.

If you can't afford one then a really crappy one will be provided for you"

Azusa: Hahahaha! XD


Ritsu: Private. Do you know what makes me happy?

Yui: What? Sex? Alcohol? Bunnies?

Yui: Sexy Alcoholic Bunnies?

Ritsu: Why yes. I was going to say that! I Taught you well Private!

Yui: THANK YOU CAPTAIN!


Ritsu: I KNOW YOUR SECRET!

Azusa: Ritsu-senpai?! WHAT SECRET?!

Ritsu: THAT YOU SHOWER NAKED!

Azusa: -Slow claps- Well played..


Jay: Did you like it? If you did then please R&R!

If I reach 5 reviews by Tuesday I'll make another chapter!