I Don't own K-ON! Or a home...
Azusa: "So, I'm blind. I only just noticed that you put another bee sticker on my phone. But why another bee? You know what, never mind. Thank you. I love it."
Yui: "I wondered if you noticed it or not."
Azusa: "I haven't really looked at my phone much until I started to eat lunch. But jeez, how blind can I beeeeee?"
Yui: "You just didn't have time to stop and look because you were so buzzy with work."
Azusa: "Yeah, I was constantly flying from place to place."
Yui: "It`s ok. I forgive you, honey."
Azusa: "Trying to think of more puns is becoming a sticky situation."
Yui: "My pun-fu is superior. Feel the sting of shame!"
Azusa: "Aaaahhh! It's horrible! Absolutebee horrible!"
Yui: "That was adorable. I love you. You`re my queen."
Ritsu: Hey Mio! What does Brb mean?
Mio: Be right back
Ritsu: Ok. Tell me when you come back
Mio: Your such and idiot...
Ritsu: What? WHYY?!
Yui: Hey Ritsu! You left your phone at my house!
Yui: Riichaan~ Answer your phone.
Yui: THIS IS IMPORTANT! You left your phone here!
Yui: ...It took me 3 hours to realize you couldn't pick up your phone..
Ritsu: Hey Mio. You still awake?
Mio: It's 3AM in the morning, Ritsu. Of course I wasn't sleeping. I was sky diving -.-
Ritsu: Oh! Thats cool! How was it? I Wanna go sky diving at night!
Mio: ...
Ritsu: I woke you up didn't I?
Mio: No shit sherlock -_-
Number: Oh my god..
Tsumugi: What is it?
Number: Im pregnant...
Tsumugi: Erm...Who is this?
Number: I Just typed in a random number, I need to practice telling people.
Tsumugi: Oh, well... Good luck ^-^
Number: Thanks!
Yui: Sometimes I just put my laundry in the fridge :P I think I'm retarded.
Ritsu: Oh! I do that all the time..
Yui: Put your laundry in the fridge?
Ritsu: No, think your retarded..
Yui: Ahh~ Your so mean captain D:
Azusa: Omg! The cops arrested my neighbors!
Yui: Why?!
Azusa: IDK! But their reading him his banana rights so it sounds serious.
Yui: PFFT! BANANA RIGHTS?!
"You have the right to a banana.
If you can't afford one then a really crappy one will be provided for you"
Azusa: Hahahaha! XD
Ritsu: Private. Do you know what makes me happy?
Yui: What? Sex? Alcohol? Bunnies?
Yui: Sexy Alcoholic Bunnies?
Ritsu: Why yes. I was going to say that! I Taught you well Private!
Yui: THANK YOU CAPTAIN!
Ritsu: I KNOW YOUR SECRET!
Azusa: Ritsu-senpai?! WHAT SECRET?!
Ritsu: THAT YOU SHOWER NAKED!
Azusa: -Slow claps- Well played..
Jay: Did you like it? If you did then please R&R!
If I reach 5 reviews by Tuesday I'll make another chapter!
