One day Shrek's wife Fiona was being a bitch. She was all like, "Shrek XDDD clean your fucking swamp you nonce." And Shrek was all like, "Shut the fuck up with your rawr XD lookin ass. The second he said that, he pulled down his pants and shoved his huge 19 foot hotdog up Fiona's doughnut and Fiona died. After Shrek pulled up his pants, a little Mexican girl named Dora came to Shrek with he alcoholic monkey Boots. "Hola señor Shrek. I'm here to clean your swamp because that's what Mexicanz do." Shrek was like, "This my swamp nigga wtf." Then Boots said, "Mmmm, chikin nuggitz nigga." Shrek got hard for some reason. "Dora, wanna fuck?" Asked the ogre. Dora got so wet and was all like, "Yes! I want your large onion in my doughnut!" So Shrek pulled down his pants to reveal his 19 foot hotdog and two large onions. "Are you ready baby?" Asked the ogre. Dora was wetter than a rainforest. "Cmon baby, smash meh like ya mean it!" Shrek slowly put his hotdog in the little girls ass and started to slowly go in and out. "Yes señor Shrek!" Cried Dora as Shrek continued to fuck her brains out. Boots was in the corner wanking like a fucking nonce lol. Then Shrek let out a mighty roar and spilled out all his hotsauce. Cuphead came out of Shrek's mud hut and said, "Shrek, why would you fuck a child?" Shrek shrugged and pulled up his pants. "I was horny." Cuphead began to roast Shrek's green ass and Dora had a bitch fight with Cuphead. "Fuck me now!" Laughed Boots. "Okay baby." Replied Shrek as he fucked Boots' tiny toddler pussy.
