Wario's Fanfiction Now with Reviews!
Disclaimer: I do not own Nintendo or any of Nintendo's creations.
The Star Snatcher
"As Wario, the amazing and devilishly-handsome plumber, entered the Mushroom Kingdom through those pipes (that should really be bigger but not because the great Wario was fat or anything!), he saw the castle of Peach. He snickered evilly and awesomely as he took out his sack he was going to use to steal the one star from her!"
"'I'm-a going to steal it!' he spoke as he entered the secret chamber that Peach had hidden. But Wario's nose could sniff out even the sneakiest of all secret rooms!"
"Once the great Wario opened the door, he saw gold doubloons, unimaginably-expensive paintings that Mario had gotten over the years, and he even saw the Platnium Star residing on a pile of gold!"
"Unfortunately, Wario's only flaw was that he knew nothing about booby-traps, so he mindlessly went over to the delicious star and picked it up with his amazing and lady-attracting muscles."
"'It's all mine! I win! I-'" his voice was interrupted as a rumbling noise was heard from underneath him, forcing him to drop the star."
"The ground was shaking! It was as if some stupid earthquake dared to try and stop the awesome Wario from getting what was rightfully his!"
"And then suddenly, a wall had risen and a large boulder came rolling out and right towards him!"
"'Oh no!' Wario exclaimed as he snatched the Platnium Star and raced out from the secret chamber and out of the castle!"
"The boulder was gaining up on him and the handsome plumber thought he was done for. But then, he remembered he had garlic with him: Wario's main energy source."
"So he fished out a garlic (with extra pepper), and gobbled it up before he could be flattened. His heart began to pump faster and his feet ran even quicker, until he finally came towards the pipe he had first used to get here in the first place."
"He jumped into it, right before he could get flattened."
"Wario, taking out his Plantium Star, smiled evilly as he had now taken the MK's energy source. He was now all powerful! Powerful enough to defeat Mario and make his own kingdom! Wa ha ha haaaaa!"
"The end!" Wario finished as he took another bite of his garlic while posting his fanfic, ready for his reviews.
Two days later…
Reviews
PerfectPeach: You what!?
MarioMamamiaMeatball: You forgot the part where I kick your butt! Lol.
Luigiisawesome: Meh, mine's way better.
Bowserisepic: Hey! I was gonna do that! You stole my idea!
Comfy 'n Cozy: Oh so cool! Good job Wario!
CrazyDaisy: Hey Wario! You should check out my story! I put you in as a character! *laughs evilly*
Wariofan13456: Lol. "Devilishly-handsome"? Haha! XD Good job, Wario!
YoshitheDino: Yoshi… Yoshi, Yoshi Yoshi… Yoshi… :D
Author's Note: Well… this ends Wario's Fanfiction! I hope you enjoyed it! Especially since I put in the character's reviews of what they thought too at the end of his fanfic! And look! I even made Wario have his own title for his fanfic! ^^
