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Little Riding Hood

Author: Vampire Lexa

Rating: T+

Category: Humour and Romance

Type: Short Story

Summary: A new version of Little Red Riding Hood with Bella and Edward. And please don't tell me it should have been Jacob!!

Disclaimer: 1-800-I-Don't-Own-It-So-Don't-Sue


Some things you should never walk in on.

These were Bella's thoughts as she came in Edward's room at Cullen's house.

"What…" she muttered incredulously, staring at a century old vampire with wide open eyes. "Are you doing?"

And it was a fair question. You see, no one should ever walk in this.

This was Edward riding a rocking horse.

Only Emmett could have put him up to that, because it is the only thing that made sense.

Bella stood at the door, unwilling to move. There was no way, no way she was going to ride the little kids rocking horse.

"Where…" she pointed with a shaky finger. "Did you get this? And…and why did you get this?"

"Bella, don't tell me you have never seen the rocking horse before," Edward finally said in his dazzling manner. But Bella was far too shocked to even notice.

"I did. When I was…oh, I don't know…two?!"

Edward laughed and walked over to Bella, raising his eyebrow.

"Amuse me," he whispered alluringly.

Bella rolled her eyes but she couldn't refuse her sweetheart, especially when he was using the voice. She smiled and gave in.

"All right. What do you want me to do?"

It was as if Edward was waiting for the question to be asked because before Bella even flinch, he had a red cloak in his hand and handed it to her.

"Little Red riding hood," he grinned, awaiting the reaction.

"Oh," Bella smirked, amused and playful. "Where's Jacob?"

Edward's face fell. "What do we need him for?"

"Well, there was a very bad, bad wolf who ate poor little red riding hood," Bella said playfully, waving the hood in front of Edward's face. Edward's vampire teeth made the grin.

"I'll be the wolf," he said, in the most hot whisper Bella had heard him use. She put the cloak on, turning away, looking for the basket of goodies.

"Edward, where's the basket for the grandmother?"

Edward handed it to her from the new bed he placed in his room just for her.

"Here it is, my love."

Bella walked around Edward and rubbed his ear.

"Grandma, why do you have such big ears?"

"To hear you better with, my dear," Edward said in a husky voice.

"Grandma, why do you have such big eyes?"

"To see you better with, my dear."

"Grandma," Bella wondered, coming up in front of Edward and brushing her fingers against his vampire teeth. "Why do you have such big teeth?"

"To eat you better with, my dear," Edward rasped, lowering himself to Bella's neck.

The END.